I've Figured It Out, Google Is Like A Pretty Women...

[pheonix44]

I have figured it out finally. If I want to rank first in the search results then I have to pretend that google is an attractive woman. Don’t laugh here me out. I pretend google is an attractive woman when I am back link building right? In the offline world one of the best ways to get attention from an attractive women is to let her see that other women like you.

Those women have to be of high quality as well. If the women who are showing you attention are not quality then the attractive girl still will not notice you. Kind of like google will not notice if you have a bunch of crappy back links pointing to your site,

If the girls who are showing you attention are deemed socially worthy then the attractive girl will place more value on you and take notice. This will lead to other attractive girls noticing you as well. This is like when google notices you and gives you good rank, as a result you get people who want to voluntarily link to you and you can just pick and chose the ones you want.

Good back links basically equal good votes, and bad ones don’t count for nothing. It is like a social arena. If there are ten guys in a bar hitting on a pretty girl she will snub all of them. But if there are pretty girls hitting on me then that girl will take notice of me, even if I don’t notice her.

Reminds me of when I am trying to build links and everyone is begging google for rank, but I am busy having everyone beg me to let them link to me from their sites which are free of any other links from other marketers.

If I just build high value links and ignore the fluff then that pretty girl (Google) will notice that I must have value, if all these other attractive girls are paying me notice when they could be talking to other guys then what is so special about me that they chose to talk to me?

Now I am in the zone, instead of getting links so the pretty girl (google) notices me, I am attracting googles attention because I have value that others are validating. They are all coming to me. If the pretty girl (Google) sees that her friends don’t like me then she will not like me, if she does then she will look my way.

That’s how it is with back link building, you want the pretty girl(Google) to offer to buy you a drink, not the other way around.

Hope you enjoyed, I was feeling a little tired from writing all day and needed to focus on something else. Hope I don’t get flamed.

[Michael Hackett]

Thanks for waxing lyrical for us. As a bit of a romantic myself, I enjoyed this. You make a good point. I do hope I have better luck with google than I do in my love life though lol.

[JMoney172]

You've read too many eBooks on getting the girl. (Kidding! )

[pheonix44]

You've read too many eBooks on getting the girl.

I have read a few, I am guilty as charged. Listen to alot of blog talk radio romance shows as well.

[actionplanbiz]

I LIke to Thing of it this way.

I Spend Money On her

Bring her to My home and Score some quality

[garyv]

Or - You can just pay the pretty girl.

[Angela V. Edwards]

Google is not just like a pretty woman. Surely you have heard of The Rules: Time Tested Secrets for Capturing the...

[pheonix44]

Google is not just like a pretty woman. Surely you have heard of

The Rules: Time Tested Secrets for Capturing the.

.. 07-20-2009 08:08 PM

Or - You can just pay the pretty girl

I will get sandboxed for this

I LIke to Thing of it this way.

I Spend Money On her

Bring her to My home and Score some quality

So as long as she has a PR of at least 6 or higher, and she has to be do follow.

[Angela V. Edwards]

LOL, okay THAT made me laugh.

[pheonix44]

I just thought about that, that sounded really dirty.

[TrueDepth]

Also you can't try to hard to attract a woman's attention or she will ignore you. Just like google. He, he.

[pheonix44]

Also you can't try to hard to attract a woman's attention or she will ignore you. Just like google. He, he.

Yeah you have to play it cool and make it look natural