"Gurenteed" 1st place rankings ! Top of the search engines !

[Adam H]

Yes thats right ladies and gentlemen today im feeling fruity and going to offer the worlds best Search engine "manipulation" services . This is what im going to do for 20,000 great British queens English ( god save her ) pounds i will offer the following :

1. 4 million profile backlinks , these are amazing "trust me i have competitively ranked for competitive keywords with this method alone ! Keywords such as "kick me in the teeth before i die a slow painful death" HUGE COMPETITION.

2. I will do a 23 million xrumer blast spamming millions of forums with signature links and random posts that are unrelated and make no sense what so ever, this is a TRUE gem when it comes to ranking in the search engines, Not only will people look at your signature thinking "what a tool" they will also most likely be submitted to "stopforumspam" and akismet spam database as an added bonus. These alone ranked me for "Im scamming people and truly believe im doing the right thing for them"

3. I will spam every blog with in a 500,000 mile radius with more spammy crap which 99% of the comments will probably never see the light of day making it a complete waste which i could have been spending it doing something more productive, like picking the dirt from my toe nails.

4. Directory submissions , Yes thats right in this deal there is also directory submissions but to not the well researched aged directories which are probably the only ones in existence that are actually worth it , Ill be submitting your site to the thousands that were created yesterday and will probably gone tomorrow.

5. This is the grant finally, I will get my friend of a friend of a friend of a friend to speak to his friend who knows someone that works for google and bing ( he's moon lighting ) to help your website.

Im a professional and have rankings to prove it...............honest

So who wants my service ? Ill make only 4 million places available for this service so quick , get it while you can.

If you can think of any other service which i can add to this to make it better feel free to continue the thread

[markowe]

Sign me up NOW! Can you rank my site for ALL the keywords on the entire Internet? If so, I'll take TWO packages!

[BarryOnline]

It's about time we had a high quality back linking service around here!

Where'e the paypal button?

[tx138]

Ordered the service. Paypal Transaction ID #7B3928KF63
Can you get started on the link building today?

[James-]

All that for 20k, what a bargain!!!

[JoeMack]

Hi...

I'm sure this is a great offer but shouldn't you for over the 20 bucks like the rest of us and post this offer in the Warriors For Hire thread?

Just saying.

JoeMack

[Heavenstorm]

Here is my HONEST review:

Adamn H did an excellent job in getting my site ranked #1 in just 3 days. He is really the MASTER of seo and I am going to place my second order right away!

:P

[masterjani]

This thread is awesome.open this as special offers.

This is real truth mate "Many will do this by submitting our site to the thousands that were created yesterday and will probably gone tomorrow."

[chasnsx]

What??? All that money and you are not going to get my site an extra special listing on DMOZ? Come on! You should also include lots of five star site reviews on Alexa!

[FrFai]

I was lucky to get review copy from Adam and here is my honest review:

I gave him a site which I started 8 days ago for a very very competitive keyword (over 4,000,000 serches per month and comptition was 93,885,000). He did a really nice job.

1. I got 4.5million forum profile link instead of 4millions.
2. I got 25millions xrumer blast.
3. He actually went in 700,000 miles radius for blog spam instead of 500,000 miles.
4. I actually got 398,000 backlinks from directory submissions from the directories noboday has ever heard or gonna heard of.

My site is sitting at #2 in Google because of Adam's SEO work. And it's raining money here.

5. He actually spoke to friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of his and we did a skype conversation. His friend of a friend of a friend of a friend has really seen Matt Puff's video on youtube and assured me he will leave a comment on All his videos available on internet to get my site on number #1. I believe him he will do it.

Now THATS what we call OVER Deliver.

Thanks Adam. I will soon place another order.

[markowe]

Originally Posted by FrFai

I was lucky to get review copy from Adam and here is my honest review:

...

Now THATS what we call OVER Deliver.

Thanks Adam. I will soon place another order.

Yeah, funny that with review copies, always happy customers. I wonder if the mods were to compare your IP addresses, what they would find!!

Anyway, for that money I want a sitewide Whitehouse.gov link or it's no deal.

[pribs]

Does your team provide bad spelling and grammar service included at this price point? Or is that a backend upsell? I need to know because if it's high quality I am OUT. Total dealbreaker.

[quinn]

I would like to order this service but I dont know where to pay or how much. Can you post that or PM me? I don't have enough posts to PM yet.

Thanks

[pdrs]

Originally Posted by quinn

I would like to order this service but I dont know where to pay or how much. Can you post that or PM me? I don't have enough posts to PM yet.

Thanks

hahahahahaha

[axus_auto]

Any review copies left?

[BenJackson]

I can't accept the fact that I wasted X amount of $$ on this service so I will leave a positive review while I am still excited before I see a lack of results. Someone else will then buy based on my review and leave a positive review while they are excited before they wait to see results as well.

rinse & repeat.

[Mike Anthony]

Originally Posted by BenJackson

I can't accept the fact that I wasted X amount of $$ on this service so I will leave a positive review while I am still excited before I see a lack of results. Someone else will then buy based on my review and leave a positive review while they are excited before they wait to see results as well.

rinse & repeat.

I just signed up and already my pages has moved up a whole spot. I tell you this thing works!. You would be crazy not to jump in before Adam raises the price. He OVER delivers!! This is the real deal. Thanks so much Adam!!

[Mike Anthony]

Originally Posted by pribs

Does your team provide bad spelling and grammar service included at this price point? Or is that a backend upsell? I need to know because if it's high quality I am OUT. Total dealbreaker.

What are you talking about?? That IS quality. Adam explains it all in the accompanying Ebook. its called LSI (lazy spelling indexing).Apparently Google KNOWS that normal people mispell words so a poorly spelt word is a key indicator of natural organic web sites. the grammar in his testing boosts the link power from these pages because they are seen as natural links by Google.

Makes sense right? and it must be right because all the testimonials prove it. This one is a no brainer!

[IM Ash]

Still waiting for my report

[frogman]

REVIEW:
I started to place my order, but before I actually paid I noticed my rankings shot up.
That's what I call quick service.
Keep up the good work!
I will definitely be back to almost buy more packages.

Oh, and thanks for fixing my car. It didn't run yesterday, but after I almost bought from you, I tried my car again and it's totally fixed.
Talk about over-delivering!

Oh, wait. I just saw the news and the economy is still in a slump and there are people still fighting over stuff in the Middle East.
I expected more from your service at that price! TOTAL SCAM!

[markowe]

I just want to update on this - Adam has been applying his SEO wizardry to my site GateHingeWarmers.biz for a full two months now, and the results have been nothing short of jawdropping. My site has moved up from the bottom of page 8 to the TOP of page 8 for my HIGHLY competitive main keyword and I am getting literally SEVERAL search hits a day for some promising long tail keyword phrases such as "worst gate hinge warmers" and (strangely) "site:.biz "toe wax" "leave a comment" -comments-are-closed" (popular one that...). I am sure of a page 2 ranking by early 2013 - amazing service!

[vvsingh]

Hahaaa..I have never read such a funny post...

[lovboa]

I sent the money. Can I give you my website info now?

[frogman]

Originally Posted by markowe

I just want to update on this - Adam has been applying his SEO wizardry to my site GateHingeWarmers.biz for a full two months now, and the results have been nothing short of jawdropping. My site has moved up from the bottom of page 8 to the TOP of page 8 for my HIGHLY competitive main keyword and I am getting literally SEVERAL search hits a day for some promising long tail keyword phrases such as "worst gate hinge warmers" and (strangely) "site:.biz "toe wax" "leave a comment" -comments-are-closed" (popular one that...). I am sure of a page 2 ranking by early 2013 - amazing service!

Thanks for the laugh!