Adsense - Fail of the Day - Winning!

[yukon]

Ha, ha, you have to see this to believe it.

A job on freelancer, the guy wants an adsense site that will generate $1,000 USD per day.

Lets do some math...

$1,000 x 365 days a year = $365,000 per year.

The budget is $5,000 (<--- LMAO)

Remember this is an Adsense site, look at the niche (Poker) Bwaahahaha...

The first bid was the only guy with any common sense.

Freelancer.com did not allow to enter a higher value as 100,000 my bid price is 1,000,000 USD for a page that generates $1,000 a day

Why would anyone build a site for another person for $5K, when the site will generate $365K per year?

This is why some animals eat their young.

Project ID: 1188974
Project Type:
FixedBudget: min $5000 USD
Project Description:



Dear Freelancers,
I want you to create an Adsence site that can generate at least $1000 everyday from an existing website or start a fresh website.

The website can be regarding anything. Poker or Entertainment niche will be preferable.

NO BLACK OR GRAY HAT TACTICS. ONLY WHITE HAT TACTICS PLEASE.

You will do everything needed. Just a draft bellow:

- Search for Domain or use existing.
- Set up domain and hosting or use existing.
- Create the website or use existing.
- Add original contents.
- Add advertisements.
- Create the website in such a way that the visitors feel to click on the ads.
- MUST DO SEO TASKS. (I can help you with contents though. I have a highly qualified writing team.)
- You should use CMSs like Wordpress so that I can edit things later (if needed). Well, if you think you can do better with custom coding, don't hesitate to tell me.

Payment:
- Payment via Freelancer or Moneybookers only. NO PAY PAL. (Alertpay can be an option if you are extremely good.)
- NO MILESTONE. PAYMENT WILL BE DONE ONLY AFTER COMPLETION OF PROJECT AFTER 45 DAYS OF PROOF.


BID:
- It doesn't matter if you are an individual or a team, male or female. Just meet my requirements.
- Bids without PMs will be neglected.
- In your PM, show me some examples of your previous works. Well, if you are new, let me know advantages will I get if I select you.

Candidate:
- Must know English. I don't like to work with someone who can't understand what I am saying or I find it difficult to understand his/her English.
- Must be available in IMs (i.e. Gtalk, YM and Skype.).

[Kauzmo]

This is my favorite part:

NO MILESTONE. PAYMENT WILL BE DONE ONLY AFTER COMPLETION OF PROJECT AFTER 45 DAYS OF PROOF.

$45,000 dollars of proof. Why the hell would anyone hand that site over for $5k?

Idiots

[SGAJohnSheppard]

This made my day. LMAO

[yukon]

Originally Posted by Kauzmo

This is my favorite part:


$45,000 dollars of proof. Why the hell would anyone hand that site over for $5k?

Idiots

LMAO!

I didn't even notice that, I was to busy laughing at the rest of it.

Not only is this guy new to IM/Adsense, I think he is new to Earth, ha, ha?

[Barry Unruh]

"Show me some examples of your previous works"

I think that actually means, "I hope some of you fools tip your hand and show me your highest paying Adsense sites so I can rip them off and make some money."

[Curtis2011]

If that person is actually serious, my prediction is that someone will build a site and then make some fake "proof" screenshots of the earnings.

Then, just complete the deal and make an easy $5000 by scamming the idiot.

(I am not advocating scamming, just saying that is my prediction of what will happen)

[Kauzmo]

The sad thing is even someone like me who is an Adsense newbie know how wrong these expectations are.

Hell all I am looking for is that elusive $1 a day site and that clown wants a $1k a day site. Please...

[Rukshan]

I like to hire those freelancers who gave bids around $5000 (Kidding)

First bidder is the only person who has a brain

[RatRaceWatch]

Sigh... society has no hope lol

[NicheMagic]

You have to love a chancer.

[howinfo]

He probably meant 10$ a day, that would be realistic with his budget. To generate 1000$ a day with adsense the site needs to have minimum of 20k articles on it... for 5k