OMG... I Just Got Slapped!

[sleeperz]

I paid a whole bunch of strangers to tell her what an awesome guy i was, you know, to butter her up...

But when i tried to make my move, she slapped me.

What should i do?

Should i ask those strangers to talk to her again and and take back all the good things they said about me?

Or should i keep paying even more strangers to keep telling her more good stuff about me?

Help!

[Oranges]

What? Awww mahn! This is not a dating forum.
ROFLMAO....No seriously!

[GGpaul]

Originally Posted by sleeperz

I paid a whole bunch of strangers to tell her what an awesome guy i was, you know, to butter her up...

But when i tried to make my move, she slapped me.

What should i do?

Should i ask those strangers to talk to her again and and take back all the good things they said about me?

Or should i keep paying even more strangers to keep telling her more good stuff about me?

Help!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL WOW.

[wackiin]

lol whats this forum coming to ive got a few lines you could use but there not good to post here >~

[Vivers]

Is here name Google?

[sleeperz]

Originally Posted by Vivers

Is here name Google?

I just call her "g"

I also have my eye on two other girls, Beatrice and Yolanda. Should I just focus more on them?

[aadi144]

Is this really a SEO forum or some dating one..? I guess you should ask this question on general forum dude.

[sham2]

we are here to help each other and to share our experience. if you are experienced in this field you should help this LOL!

[kaluuu]

Originally Posted by Vivers

Is here name Google?

I think that her name is Koe Caine

[FIP]

Rumour has it a guy called Bing might know something, hes a small time guy, but has a bit more cred and an ego relative to his size.
He reckons you just have to leave that crowd and start looking for new associations...he has a couple of pretty good trustworthy mates too from what I hear:
Blekko, Vim', Piwi', Tumbl' and 'Fox!

Word on the street is that these guys are part of a new resistance that might result in a few less slaps across the chops from G... and a few more back slaps...

[Lucid]

G is like any other girl. You got to treat her right and give her what she wants. If you don't, she'll just ignore you and say "you just don't get it, do you?". Obviously, you don't get it. Maybe because you're a young guy with little experience in these matters. So become her friend, get to know her and learn over time what she wants. Take it slowly. To get to home plate you must first touch first, second and third base. You may not make it to home but even first base is farther than many other guys will get. If you play your cards right, one day you may find yourself on top of G.

[Carl Brown]

I think he's making a point about purchasing fiverr gigs...they do what they promise AND what you asked for... then so many bitch when things don't work out the way they hope and they blame fiverr

[MayuriPatel001]

this just made my day IMAO.

[1byte]

This is an allegory, nice job...

[Mike Anthony]

Originally Posted by Carl Brown

I think he's making a point about purchasing fiverr gigs...they do what they promise AND what you asked for... then so many bitch when things don't work out the way they hope and they blame fiverr

Yep. What the responses in this thread reveals is that there are waaaay too many kids on here

[jennifermark81]

you may be making advances you should not have until the 3rd date try to restrain yourself from making moves that give her a feeling that you are not trustworthy.

If all goes well, she will take you from the 100th base to the 1st base in a few months!

[ichl13]

Keep getting strangers to tell her how cool you are. But don't forget you actually have to be cool to pass this off, it helps if you have a unique and quality personality.

[n0tr3v3]

lol... This dude needs to be banned for wasting my time....

[sleeperz]

Originally Posted by Ben Acharya

Lol!! okay
Do something that makes her happy. for example write a few articles.. oh i'm sorry i meant love letters and dont give it to her directly. give it to a few of her friends, friends that have authority.

That's awesome advice, I love it!

Perhaps she thought it wasn't "natural" when a whole bunch of strangers suddenly started talking about me???

[Carl Brown]

Originally Posted by sleeperz

That's awesome advice, I love it!

Perhaps she thought it wasn't "natural" when a whole bunch of strangers suddenly started talking about me???

I've moved on to paying strangers to get my friends (my other feeder sites) to put in a good word for me. Not sure if that's a working strategy, but at least I don't have a thousand strangers talking to her directly.

BTW, excellent way to make a point. I love it!

[1byte]

Originally Posted by Oranges

May be choke her with some "diversified" cum-shots!

Ugh, that's disgusting, please keep the smut off of this forum.

[rahulchauhan700]

lol... i hope warrior buddies are not so strict as compared to other forums !!

[cbader]

Originally Posted by sleeperz

I paid a whole bunch of strangers to tell her what an awesome guy i was, you know, to butter her up...

But when i tried to make my move, she slapped me.

What should i do?

Should i ask those strangers to talk to her again and and take back all the good things they said about me?

Or should i keep paying even more strangers to keep telling her more good stuff about me?

Help!

Making contact is a great sign! To bad she didn't throw her drink on you, cause then you can say, "this drinks on me".

[DNAWRealm]

You'll need to tickle the G-Spot

[seopratik]

wow what a story... lol

[gearmonkey]

April fools day?

[mog320]

This is funny. Pretty witty! Nowaways people suggest just paying her directly. It's legal. Both of you agree to it and no one gets slapped! There are different ways to pay for it as well (ppc, media buys, ppv, etc.). This is just a metaphor for those wondering.

[bbncu]

What you do is to show here that you are "legit" and you are there to make her happy and not just tricking her...Also, make a reputation for yourself, talk and make friends with people that she can trust..and if these people will tell her that you are a good guy..I'm pretty sure she'll love you a lot..

[tylerjaysen]

Damn I don't know which is sadder.....this weak ass post....or me actually responding to it. Doh.

Seriously though, this dude has 4 posts and starts a thread like this? Really? What is warrior coming to?

[sovereignn]

This is an excellent thread I can't believe how many of you are missing it and saying "it's a waste of time"

or "this isn't a dating forum"

LOL re read the post a few times

[satrap]

Wow, lots of people are missing the whole thing.

For those who are still missing it, the OP is talking about his site and how he paid lots of money to so called "SEO companies" to build links for him to help him get ranked on Google, yet Google has slapped his site. Basically what so many webmasters are going through right now.

To answer OP's question, I would stop relying on Google for traffic and use other sources to generate some traffic. Of course, if you can manage to get traffic from Google its great too, but I wouldn't waste hunderds of dollars paying other people to do "SEO" for me.

[blueorca17]

Originally Posted by DNAWRealm

You'll need to tickle the G-Spot

HAHAHA. Hilarious. Love it. Like the "love letters" comment too....

[WinsonYeung]

LOL! that's funny! I thought you are referring to Google Slap. lol

[TheSalesTechnician]

Dude don't take this the wrong way but I think we might be dating the same chick. In fact, I hear she gets around quite a bit.

[ideabreaker]

this looks damn cool thread,we need more of this :P

Can't stop laughing to this seriously

[ideabreaker]

I think we just got new names for Google,Yahoo and Bing ! IMFAO

[Samung19]

I would do some research on exactly what she is looking for in the first place. Then you will have more chance.

Then ask the first lot of strangers to take back the good things they said about you.

Then look for some more reliable strangers to do a better job.