Signs That Your an Internet Marketing Guru
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With so many guru`s arising it`s important that we know how to spot them
Perhaps you`re a Guru and you don`t even know it?
Here are some signs that you`re an Internet Marketing guru:
1. You have these weird hobbies such as shooting fish in a barrel and even weirder medical problems such as a jaw that drops to the floor which you can’t afford to get fixed because you’re always leaving your money on the table.
2. Every note you write to your wife is filled with bullet points and a PS:
3. You include the words Re:, notification of payment received and _______ in your subject lines
4. If asked for advice about something by a friend, you convince them it’s a scam before trying to sell it to them for twice the price
5. You can only write weird numbers such as 59673.71. This made you flunk your math courses in school so you dropped out and became an Internet marketer
6. You start your ebook with 9 pages of fluff explaining why your ebook doesn't have any fluff
7. You got arrested in the rich part of town for filming a sales video in front of someone else's house.
8. Your home videos are all auto-play and have all control options disabled
9. You shave in the morning and your reflection in the mirror tries to pitch you an e-book on razor technology
If you have any extra ways how you can spot a guru then please add them below
Paul
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Perhaps you`re a Guru and you don`t even know it?
Here are some signs that you`re an Internet Marketing guru:
1. You have these weird hobbies such as shooting fish in a barrel and even weirder medical problems such as a jaw that drops to the floor which you can’t afford to get fixed because you’re always leaving your money on the table.
2. Every note you write to your wife is filled with bullet points and a PS:
3. You include the words Re:, notification of payment received and _______ in your subject lines
4. If asked for advice about something by a friend, you convince them it’s a scam before trying to sell it to them for twice the price
5. You can only write weird numbers such as 59673.71. This made you flunk your math courses in school so you dropped out and became an Internet marketer
6. You start your ebook with 9 pages of fluff explaining why your ebook doesn't have any fluff
7. You got arrested in the rich part of town for filming a sales video in front of someone else's house.
8. Your home videos are all auto-play and have all control options disabled
9. You shave in the morning and your reflection in the mirror tries to pitch you an e-book on razor technology
If you have any extra ways how you can spot a guru then please add them below
Paul
Discover more killer tips and Grab your FREE List Building Course on How You Can Make $30 - $100 Per Day Online Using A Simple System.
To get Your FREE List Building Course ===>> Click Here.