Want a 6 fig income? My experiences...

I bought into the U.S. Mortgage bi-weekly scheme. I spent about $900 to be a "director"! What a laugh. I had business cards, I met with some other guy who had bought into this and was trying to make it big (at his mother in law's expense) and for a while, I was all excited about it. I even closed myself up in my room and did some cold calling. Anyhow, I wasted much time and money on a scheme that quickly lost it's steam because right afterwards, the government started allowing bi-weekly plans, so I had no angle.

Tiny little ads! Early one morning, I was looking for something to watch on tv and ran across Don Lapre and his tiny damn little ads. I raced to the phone and whipped out my credit card. After paying for it, I started looking online at reviews and was quite upset. When it came to the post office, I refused delivery, thinking I might get my money back. Of course, I never did. I think that one only cost me about 40 bucks.

Well I gotta go. There is some show coming on about some guy who will show me his Internet Shortcuts for only a small fee. Strange, that he would be so generous. And, stranger, that little smirk on his tv face!

Look guys, watch tv for entertainment. Come here for get rich plans. Why, you can buy one here every day. All you have to decide is whether you want to make 1k, 5k, or 6figs a day. If you want 6 figs, get a fig tree...you can't go wrong!