A marketer of my acquaintance posted a complaint on Facebook that he's got a new product out which is password-protected. He sends the password in the initial email when you join the customer list. And someone replied to that email asking what the password was.

They also quoted the original email, which clearly showed the password in it.

So here's how I was an obnoxious dick.

First, I looked up the classic password scene from the Marx Brothers movie "Horse...