I hadn't seen it coming. His midget hand landed perfectly, square between my legs, catching one of my crown jewels with his miniscule fist.

I jerked my legs closed, winced in pain and took a moment to catch my breath as my girl friend's five year old brother laughed with glee and delight at my apparent pain and discomfort.

What crime was I being punished for?

I hadn't been paying him any attention. I'd been talking to my girl friend and her mother...