Square Root Day 2009

Hooray! It’s Square Root Day 2009!

What? You don’t know what that means?

Relax, Einstein. Lots of people have no idea that today is Square Root Day.

A Square Root Day occurs when you are able to multiply the current month by the current date and come up with the current year.

In this case, the month (March = 3) times the date (the 3rd = 3) equals the year (’09).

Don’t downplay the significance,...