Racists R Gone

“In a potentially ominous sign for the Democratic nominee, a new poll shows Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) trailing far behind GOP standard bearer Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) among voters who identify themselves as racists.”

Can’t you just imagine this poll being pieced together. Here’s our man on the streets of New York, hustling for poll members. “Sir, oh Sir! Yoo Hoo, Sir, STOP! You look like a racist and — Damn! Another tooth gone.”

Thus...

talewins

I really needed a few days off from work, but we were so far behind that I knew the boss would never give me time off. I thought that maybe if I acted just a little bit "crazy," then he would get scared and tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down from the ceiling and made funny noises in hopes of bringing my boss in. Ywanda glanced up and her eyes got big and round. "What in the world are you doing up there?"

I blinked my eyes rapidly, one at a time...

talewins

Maumelle police arrested John Bax, 42, of Morgan, last night and charged him with harassing women. One incident happened Sunday at the new Kroger store and another Monday at the library.

A previous mass email blast on this man’s blatant sex crimes indicated that his peculiar form of lechery was to say, “You’re pretty.” or words to that effect.

Maybe it is in the way he was saying these awful words that scared women to death, or maybe he lurched out of some dark shadowed...

talewins

The annual number of tourists bent specifically on visiting Gila Bend Arizona doesn't make up for the number of people living there who are determined to spend their vacation some elsewheres. But if Gila Bend just had some Great White Sharks running around loose, the little town would wake up and become a great tourist attraction overnight.

Now, Gila Bend, being found in the desert, and in a very hot part of that desert, you might wonder just how Gila Bend can keep such creatures...

talewins

A theory is only a theory.

We can use it right up until the minute it quits working for us but we don't have to bow down to it or worship it because it is not a fact, just a theory. We can test our theory long enough to know it works for us fairly well under some specific set of circumstances.

Even when a theory is so good it sounds sound like new wine when it drips off the tongue we must always remember it is still just a theory because it has not been proven yet....

talewins