Wow, guys, I found it...

[Emily Meeks]

I can lose weight by eating chocolate and watching TV?!?

The Chocolate Weight Loss Diet System

(Isn't that the new American dream?)

[David Babineau]

Oh my god that's hilarious!

I don't even need to read the sales letter, the "revolving earth" logo sold me

[Fernando Veloso]

Now

That's

Something

We

Don't

See

Everyday.

[TristanPerry]

EAT AT YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANTS AND FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENTS

On The Chocolate Weight Loss Diet, you can enjoy eating at your favorite restaurants and fast-food establishments. Here's an example of some of the establishments that we reccommend that you frequent:

* Applebee's
* Arby's
* Burger King
* Carl's Jr.
* Chili's Bar & Grill
* Dairy Queen
* Denny's
* Kentucky Fried Chicken
* McDonald's
* Olive Garden
* Outback Steakhouse
* Red Lobster
* Ruby Tuesday
* Sonic
* Subway
* Taco Bell
* TGI Fridays
* Wendy's
* Weinerschnitzel

This is one of those rare cases that the FTC really *should* act.

[EaglePiServ]

The bonuses should include a coupon for free bypass surgery....

[CDarklock]

I love how it offers relief from tooth decay.

I'm tempted to buy this just because the sales page is so hysterical.

[Darrel Hawes]

I love this part:

Disadvantages of Exercise!

What is the advantage I have over my actively-exercising peers? Sure, I admire my running, pumping, sweating friends. But at the same time they have a high regard for the fact that I have far fewer, if any, injuries to my knees, shoulders, hips, back, shins, arms, shoulders, neck, legs and feet - and with some of those problems causing permanent damage.

The Chocolate Weight Loss Diet will give you overall better health than rigorous exercise, but without the aches, pains and doctor bills your exercising buddies get.

I know Clickbank won't allow some products on their system, and this made the cut? Hmmm...

[Loren Woirhaye]

I eat raw chocolate - it's a mood elevator. I don't know about
it's weight-loss features because I'm not overweight and never
have been.

Sugar (and dairy) in chocolate candy wreaks all kinds of havoc.
Remove the sugar from the equation and you have a food
with very different qualities.

Raw chocolate is bitter and an acquired taste.

The ebook probably recommends raw chocolate as an appetite
suppressant. I've never noticed that it does this, but it
is a snack food that satisfies with just a little munching.

I haven't done it lately but in the past I could carry all the food
I needed for a long days work in the form of a bag of cocoa
nibs, some bee pollen, and an apple or two. Sometimes some
dried berries too.

[erinwrites]

Actually, I think I read somewhere that dark chocolate is actually good for you in small amounts.

It's possible that I was dreaming that though...or nightmaring it because I really don't like dark chocolate

[Collette]

Cures hemorrhoids, infertility, and premature death, too.

Be still my trembling heart...

And I have 60 days to be completely satisfied with the freedom and power by embracing The Chocolate Weight Loss Diet.

No doubt, by the end of the 60 days, there'll be a lot more of me to embrace.

How can I resist?

[Collette]

Originally Posted by David Babineau

Oh my god that's hilarious!

I don't even need to read the sales letter...

Oh, you should... you really should...

[Emily Meeks]

Originally Posted by erinwrites

Actually, I think I read somewhere that dark chocolate is actually good for you in small amounts.

It's possible that I was dreaming that though...or nightmaring it because I really don't like dark chocolate

Dark chocolate does contain a few antioxidants, but I wouldn't call it a health food.

I wonder if this person actually makes any money >:P

[Jo_Shua]

Originally Posted by moneysoapbox

I wonder if this person actually makes any money >:P

Do the gullible have jobs?

[Emily Meeks]

Originally Posted by Joshua Collins

Do the gullible have jobs?

Good point. I think somebody needs to watch Supersize Me >:P

[Loren Woirhaye]

It's the sugar and fat in chocolate bars that will make you
fat, not the chocolate itself.

[Intrepreneur]

Originally Posted by moneysoapbox

I wonder if this person actually makes any money >:P

This gal from Canada bought it as a joke..

This is the diet that I have waited for. I guess I sort of bought the book, on a whim, as a joke. I didn't think it was really for real. Then as I began to read, I began to believe that this could work. I could eat chocolate and the other foods that I loved and lose weight. So, here I am: 90 days and 40 pounds lighter and I couldn't be happier! - Jeannette Deveau, Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada

40 pounds lighter and 10 steps closer to becoming diabetic.

Though in all seriousness I bet the first few line say something like..

This books isn't about eating chocoloate and losing weight it's actually much more than that. You are going to learn how you can eat as much cocoloate, junk food or not change your diet at all while losing weight. You will learn the secrets behin not stuffing your fat face till you're beyond full and instead stuffing your fat face until you are full and then stopping. See the difference already? You won't be piling on all the extra pounds chocolate used to put on but instead you'll know how to stop eating the choco before it fattens you up. Taco Bell, Mc Donald's, KFC and in fact eat absolutely anything you want and stick to the Chocloate weight loss diet to see real fat bruning results.

I don't even know why I bothered writing all that.. Lol

Also hosted on same IP is this site..

premierebailbonds.com

I think they might be needing it one day soon.

[Jo_Shua]

Originally Posted by moneysoapbox

I think somebody needs to watch Supersize Me >:P

Hear good and bad about that documentary. Of course, usually the bad is from those whom gorge on Big Macs :-p

[natscash]

Yup, won't mind taking my daily dose of chocolate right before work out...or even better yet before I eat 2 juicy burgers...large fries and a milk shake. One I got my chocolate...I'll be alright

[Scott Murdaugh]

Guys. Seriously. Stop outing my sales pages.

-Scott

[Mark McClure]

<sigh>... if only customers could pay in chocolate money... nah, wouldn't work. Probably start another financial meltdown ;-)

Right, that copy's entranced me and I'm off to get some J-choco. There are sooo many slim peeps here - it must be the load of cack bean? Yeah, that's it. Silly me.

L8r

[ghyphena]

You guys laugh and scoff... I think it's an awesome letter.

You start out in complete disbelief but read on because the claim is so huge. Then you get drawn in by the magic bullet solution... and... after you read the testimonials you begin to get the "what if it's real?" bug.

If I were massively overweight and addicted to KFC, I may just bite (pun emphatically intended).

Sure, it ain't perfect... some more scientific-sounding reason-why copy and a bolder guarantee should do it though. And some truffles. Truffles are always good.

Gil-Ad

[mitchman3]

This product was on display at the New York State Fair, and I had a taste of it. Nasty! There's no way I could get used to something like this, sales page or not. And, me being me, I'd eventually be very skeptical of this diet, although, if someone would just write me a long sales letter about the benefits of eating 8 Snickers bars a day (only 2,000 calories) and how it'll bring down my glucose levels so I can give it to my wife, I'd really be appreciative. lol

[Instructor]

Originally Posted by Scott Murdaugh

Guys. Seriously. Stop outing my sales pages.

-Scott

Did you really write it? I need a good writer

[Scott Murdaugh]

Did you really write it? I need a good writer.

No, I've got at least another 15 years before I reach products and copy of that caliber

-Scott

[Cherilyn Woodhouse]

Scott, would you write the salesletter for my new ebook? I'm going into competition with this guy, launching a product called "PUT DOWN THE FORK."

I don't expect it to sell very well, since it involves actual exercise, restricting your diet to not include complete crap, and (gasp, horror of horrors) cutting down on portion sizes... It did help me lose 60 lbs, and I'm now training to run a marathon - but what would I know.

Ahh, I guess telling people to put down the fork just won't work. Apparently its easier just to pick it up. Or if you're TRULY special, its easier to buy into that useless junk...

[teamnirvana]

And add to this all, the Sales Page also provides Affiliates to join

[Mmfh]

I'll have me a chocolate lunch and dinner and let you know tomorrow if I lost any weight!

Mm

[StaffPartyTrivia]

And here's an unsolicited testimonial from Loren Woirhaye ...

"I eat raw chocolate - it's a mood elevator. I don't know about
it's weight-loss features because I'm not overweight and never
have been."

...your proof that The Chocolate ....

( I'm sorry, I could not resist. But after all I've read about testimonials today ... )

[bigchezmktg]

I love chocolate - I mean I'd lick it off the men's bathroom floor its so good. (Of course, that's why I had 80 pounds to lose 2 years ago...)

I use to joke that if my local vitamin shop manager said one day, "You know, we just got these magic pills in. You lose 50 pounds overnight and dine on chocolate all day. All you gotta do is shave your head and give us one of your legs. "...I'd walk outta there bald and limping!

I have no doubt that this sells very well. People wanna believe and this letter gives them that.

[mrdomains]

Lol! Can´t help but wonder if it´s real. Probably. Never mind the copy, I bet they are converting like mad!

This one freaks me out

How To Eat Chocolate And Lose Weight While You Sleep

I once fell asleep with a chocolate bar in a recliner during summer. Man, I was gooey all over when I woke up! Best part is, according to this line, they will teach me how I could have eaten it in my sleep

[Kevin Lam]

Originally Posted by Cherilyn Woodhouse

Ahh, I guess telling people to put down the fork just won't work. Apparently its easier just to pick it up. Or if you're TRULY special, its easier to buy into that useless junk...

I prefer chopsticks... but sometimes it's easier to eat rice with a spoon .

Which reminds me of a funny story. I'm a Vietnamese guy in Japan eating rice with a spoon while all my other American friends are eating with chopsticks. Talk about irony.

[ripperdav]

That is funny...I bet it's selling very well. Talk about hitting those emotional triggers to buy...for people who can give up stuff like junk food!

[scarpet1]

I wonder if any of those claims could be overstated. No internet marketer would possibly overstate would they? Do less Eat More and get skinny. Great.

[Alexa Smith]

I came across this about 8 months ago, when I was looking for a new niche and just put the word "chocolate" into the search function at Clickbank to see what came up, thinking something like "Everyone likes chocolate: let's see what potential products there might be here". (Didn't take me too long to change my mind!).

I was hoping never to have to look at that damn page again. But no ... you had to go and post a link to it!!

[CDarklock]

Originally Posted by Alexa Smith

I came across this about 8 months ago

And you didn't share? Shame on you. We can tell what kind of girl you are.

[Loren Woirhaye]

Originally Posted by L41db4ck

Yeah but do you know why you haven't done it lately?

Because a Big Mac tastes better! Come on, admit it

No. It's because I've been working from home and have the luxury
of refrigerated food on hand. I don't eat meat, anyway and
honestly don't concur with the notion a meat sandwich tastes
better than other foods.

... but I get the joke.

[ankit_frenz]

lol..thats one of the most weried sites i recently saw!!
ha ha

[CDarklock]

Originally Posted by Loren Woirhaye

No. It's because I've been working from home and have the luxury of refrigerated food on hand.

Bleh! How can you eat cold food?!

I mean, I suppose if it's purely vegetarian, it's a little different... but some of the stuff I eat is still vegetarian; stir-fried rice with onions and celery, that sort of thing. Food is supposed to be warm.

You know, like it was just recently alive.

Huh. Maybe that has something to do with it.

[mghowell]

Sweet, I know what I am getting all the women in my family for Christmas!!! j/k

[Alexa Smith]

Well, look, since we're all being so rude in this thread (or since I am, anyway): do you think someone was actually paid, like "money", to write that page? Or did the vendor just produce it himself and not show it to anyone? And how many months are those "last 51 copies" going to be available for?

[ghyphena]

Alexa, can't you see the list of bullets? Bullets are the mark of the professional copywriter. Ergo, this is clearly the work of someone with very special abilities.

You shouldn't judge the product by the omnipresent "last 51 copies". Times have been tough.

Gil-Ad

BTW, you're my WF BFF (see Off Topic). Thought you should know.

[Alexa Smith]

Originally Posted by ghyphena

Bullets are the mark of the professional copywriter.

Yes, now you mention it, I'd give this one a bullet-mark or two, if they wrote that page for me, I must admit.

Originally Posted by ghyphena

BTW, you're my WF BFF (see Off Topic). Thought you should know.

A hyphenated BFF is exactly what I've always wanted, thank you.

[Jreyes2265]

hahah unfortunetly, there's a sucker born every minute, and it will be purchased by somebody!

[Texas_Guns]

WTH!?!? ClickBank approved that product?

That motivates me to list my "how to lose
weight while driving to work" product.

[Alexa Smith]

Originally Posted by Texas_Guns

That motivates me to list my "how to lose
weight while driving to work" product.

And a fine product I'm sure it is, too. All you really need to do, to lose weight while driving to work, is move to Rome, or Cairo, or Moscow, or any of those other big cities where 99% of people drive like certifiable lunatics. Just be sure you don't lose consciousness, too.

[PRsubmits]

Has anyone actually bought this??

I am tempted to just to see what is inside.

[Alexa Smith]

Originally Posted by DebG

I am tempted to just to see what is inside.

Clearly nobody's bought it during the last 8 months, anyway: the same "last 51 copies" have remained for sale throughout that time ...

[mastermute]

That is very well written copy, but I doubt the facts are as well researched as the copy is well written! I wish I could write at that level, definitely...