Merry Belated X-Mas Warrior Copy dudes...Gift from me.

jukeboxhero · 01-02-2010, 11:40 PM

Merry X-Mas LATE: Here's a swipe file I just had done of all of the Cosmo covers for the past 10 years...Free for warriors

REMOVED SORRY CHRISTMAS ENDED

Want to write headlines that harpoon your prospects eyes and wheel them into your copy (even if they don't want to read)?

The fact is, if prospects don't read your copy, they don't buy your products. Sure you could try to reinvent the wheel and pioneer your own hard hitting headlines, but you and I already know what happens to pioneers...

They end up with arrows in their backs.

Can you guess who some of the highest paid and most respected copywriters in the world work for? I'll give you a hint, here's some of the headlines they've written:

HIS #1 SEX WISH. 71 guys crave this move. You’re gonna want to drop the magazine and do it on the spot.

50 SEX TRICKS. Trust Us: You’ll be the first girl naughty enough to try #43 on him.

BEST. SEX. EVER. Out gutsy new tips are guaranteed to give him the most bad ass orgasm imaginable and you too.

Weird male behavior decoded.

Any guesses? Cosmopolitan Magazine.

The Copy Nazi · 01-03-2010, 12:55 AM

Thank you Eric. That's an entertaining read. Not sure if I can use any of them for the stuff I'm working on but I'm sure I can have some fun spinning them. In fact, instead of your dead-duck Pen competition why not run another comp. and have us spin a headline. For instance, if it were "5 Signs a Guy is Capable of Rape", I'd turn it into

"5 Signs Your Copywriter is Capable of Rape"

Ken Strong · 01-03-2010, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jukeboxhero

Weird male behavior decoded.

"Weird Copywriter Behavior Decoded"

CDarklock · 01-03-2010, 02:09 AM

I like #1.

"Revamp Your Closet With
8 Sexy Copywriters"

The Copy Nazi · 01-03-2010, 02:47 AM

"I Made Out With Matt Dillon" - True Stories of Real People Who Get Hit On By Major Stars" becomes -

"I Made Out With Frank Kern" - True Stories of Real Copywriters Who Get Hit On By Major I.M. Stars"

In fact that could be my new sig.

The Copy Nazi · 01-03-2010, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDarklock

I like #1.

"Revamp Your Closet With
8 Sexy Copywriters"

Or even

"Come Out Of The Closet With 8 Sexy Copywriters"

dtendrich · 01-03-2010, 03:06 PM

#12: He shoots, he scores - wacked out things guys say in bed

"I'll show you my conversion rate" - wacked out things copywriters say in bed

macki · 01-03-2010, 05:23 PM

OK- I've got a serious case of the giggles now...Thanks!

Loren Woirhaye · 01-03-2010, 06:48 PM

Very funny stuff. Excellent headlines too. thx.

Justin Mandel · 01-03-2010, 07:00 PM

"Test Your Copywriters Performance both Online AND Offline (wink wink)"

jukeboxhero · 01-03-2010, 07:02 PM

Is your copywriter normal down there? Shape, size, and girth. What sores are Okay and what sores should make you runaway.

COPYWRITERS MOST PROFITABLE SECRETS. What you always wished you knew. And one thing you wished you didn't.

jukeboxhero · 01-03-2010, 07:12 PM

It's pretty funny if you read through all of them as I had to it becomes pretty dang evident that women want...

NOT to be raped.
NOT to be fooled by Gynos
Good hair
NOT to be lied to by there no good cheating man
Animals in bed
NOT to look fat

My favorite of all was the

"When Men Cheat In August"

"When Guru's Scam In March" I'll have to test this in my Adwords...

You NEVER know...Right now I'm pulling double digit click through rates with and over 50% Conversion on a squeeze from an adwords ads that uses...

(my competition) vs. Godzilla
Plus, "Why everything you've heard about (my niche) is stupid!

We've made a decent chunk of change since I started running it

Who would have thought Godzilla would out pull so many other headlines I've tested....

RickDuris · 01-04-2010, 04:06 AM

The value of what you have contributed to this forum is enormous, jukeboxhero. Thank you. - Rick Duris

Ross Bowring · 01-04-2010, 08:23 AM

When I'm in Barnes & Noble taking in the magazine rack, Cosmo is always one of my first destinations. Some of the best headline writers in the biz. Thank you for putting together so much magic in one place. You get your own star on the Copywriting Forum walk of fame.

BrianMcLeod · 01-04-2010, 09:32 AM

Thanks, Man!

Nice swipes.

jukeboxhero · 01-08-2010, 10:07 PM

Another favorite of mine is the Enquirer...But not just the headlines...The ads in that bad boy are so sneaky, they once convinced me I could get pregnant.

Trouble is, I'm basically sure Im a dude....Those sly writers

cybergod · 01-09-2010, 12:08 AM

Thanks for the belated wishes and same to you too..

Great Pdf...

k0zm0zs0ul · 01-09-2010, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jukeboxhero

Another favorite of mine is the Enquirer...But not just the headlines...The ads in that bad boy are so sneaky, they once convinced me I could get pregnant.

Trouble is, I'm basically sure Im a dude....Those sly writers

LMAO.... Priceless!

Thanks for the swipe file hun, and the entertainment factor..very kind.

Warm regards,
C

wordwizard · 01-10-2010, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metronicity

"I Made Out With Matt Dillon" - True Stories of Real People Who Get Hit On By Major Stars" becomes -

"I Made Out With Frank Kern" - True Stories of Real Copywriters Who Get Hit On By Major I.M. Stars"

In fact that could be my new sig.

ROFL

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtendrich

#12: He shoots, he scores - wacked out things guys say in bed

"I'll show you my conversion rate" - wacked out things copywriters say in bed

This one's hilarious! Wish I had come up with that one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by macki

OK- I've got a serious case of the giggles now...Thanks!

Me too. Thanks!!

And thanks, jukeboxhero, for the PDF!

samlb · 01-10-2010, 11:57 PM

I just downloaded it and looking forward to reviewing it...

Thanks much.

01-03-2010, 12:55 AM	#2
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01-02-2010, 11:40 PM	#1
jukeboxhero HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 162 Thanks: 8 Thanked 95 Times in 28 Posts	Merry Belated X-Mas Warrior Copy dudes...Gift from me. Merry X-Mas LATE: Here's a swipe file I just had done of all of the Cosmo covers for the past 10 years...Free for warriors REMOVED SORRY CHRISTMAS ENDED Want to write headlines that harpoon your prospects eyes and wheel them into your copy (even if they don't want to read)? The fact is, if prospects don't read your copy, they don't buy your products. Sure you could try to reinvent the wheel and pioneer your own hard hitting headlines, but you and I already know what happens to pioneers... They end up with arrows in their backs. Can you guess who some of the highest paid and most respected copywriters in the world work for? I'll give you a hint, here's some of the headlines they've written: HIS #1 SEX WISH. 71 guys crave this move. You’re gonna want to drop the magazine and do it on the spot. 50 SEX TRICKS. Trust Us: You’ll be the first girl naughty enough to try #43 on him. BEST. SEX. EVER. Out gutsy new tips are guaranteed to give him the most bad ass orgasm imaginable and you too. Weird male behavior decoded. Any guesses? Cosmopolitan Magazine.

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jukeboxhero HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 162 Thanks: 8 Thanked 95 Times in 28 Posts	Re: Merry Belated X-Mas Warrior Copy dudes...Gift from me. It's pretty funny if you read through all of them as I had to it becomes pretty dang evident that women want... NOT to be raped. NOT to be fooled by Gynos Good hair NOT to be lied to by there no good cheating man Animals in bed NOT to look fat My favorite of all was the "When Men Cheat In August" "When Guru's Scam In March" I'll have to test this in my Adwords... You NEVER know...Right now I'm pulling double digit click through rates with and over 50% Conversion on a squeeze from an adwords ads that uses... (my competition) vs. Godzilla Plus, "Why everything you've heard about (my niche) is stupid! We've made a decent chunk of change since I started running it Who would have thought Godzilla would out pull so many other headlines I've tested....

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