Wife Wanted for Copywriter

The Copy Nazi · 01-13-2010, 11:50 AM

Wife Wanted For Copywriter

Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms, clean fish and proof copy. Must have a Mac laptop & own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motor boat.

Attached is my photo. I'm the good-looking one.

Mr. Enthusiastic · 01-13-2010, 11:55 AM

The couple wrote their own wedding vows, but the wedding had to be postponed until they could find a minister who's also an editor.

deannatroupe · 01-15-2010, 02:17 AM

LOL That was hilarious! I needed that laugh.

Kevin Birch · 01-15-2010, 04:39 AM

Well, I have been doing my homework. I came to the conclusion that these guys must be brothers.

How do I know?

The profile of their lips and noses are the big give away. Even their hair and shape of face are similar . . .

colmodwyer · 01-15-2010, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Well, I have been doing my homework. I came to the conclusion that these guys must be brothers.

How do I know?

The profile of their lips and noses are the big give away. Even their hair and shape of face are similar . . .

Haha! These lads are siblings alright... Only problem is, so are their parents.

Colm

Jonathan1980 · 01-15-2010, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colmodwyer

Haha! These lads are siblings alright... Only problem is, so are their parents.

Colm

LOL!!!!

Notice that one is the smarter one and the other (the one in the right) is the advanced retarted one.

How do I know that?
1. the left one knows how to read a watch
2. His shirt is clean (can eat soup without spilling all over his shirt)
3. He just looks less stupid...

blue_sky · 01-15-2010, 03:25 PM

Quote:

How do I know that?
1. the left one knows how to read a watch
2. His shirt is clean (can eat soup without spilling all over his shirt)
3. He just looks less stupid...

you mean he outsourced all the dirty work to his brother on the right ;-)))???

Andy Wood · 01-15-2010, 03:27 PM

A copywriter wrote that? - no way. It's not much of a pitch for a wife! Surely there is a copywriter out there who could do better? Anyone up for the challenge?

Kevin Birch · 01-15-2010, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan1980

LOL!!!!

Notice that one is the smarter one and the other (the one in the right) is the advanced retarted one.

How do I know that?
1. the left one knows how to read a watch
2. His shirt is clean (can eat soup without spilling all over his shirt)
3. He just looks less stupid...

Its not soup, its blood!

The blood is the result of a scuffle (see the guys ruffled hair and dented nose?) as he wanted to take ownership of his brothers watch.

lisag · 01-15-2010, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metronicity

Please send photograph of motor boat

Someday

mywebwork · 01-15-2010, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArnelRicafranca

Wife Wanted For Copywriter

Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms, clean fish and proof copy. Must have a Mac laptop & own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motor boat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lisag

Someday

That's great Lisa - now would you mind sharing some of those worm recipes with us?

Bill

jasondinner · 01-17-2010, 06:24 PM

When you say motor boat, are you talking about the actual ocean vessel?

Or do you mean wife must be motorboatable?

Please clarify :P

writeright · 01-28-2010, 04:20 AM

I'm gonna sue you... you got my pic! ... In case, you're wondering... one on the right - good-looking one

NBN · 01-29-2010, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colmodwyer

Haha! These lads are siblings alright... Only problem is, so are their parents.

Colm

OMG! Now that was funny!!!!

NBN · 01-29-2010, 05:51 PM

I'd hate to be....never mind, that pic is disturbing

DaveHughes · 01-30-2010, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Wood

A copywriter wrote that? - no way. It's not much of a pitch for a wife! Surely there is a copywriter out there who could do better? Anyone up for the challenge?

Okay, okay...fine.

Quote:

"Who Else Wants A Man That Will Never Cheat On You?"
You have that guarantee with this one-of-a-kind opportunity!

You've been cheated on, dumped and had your self-confidence trampled into the dirt. It's happened to everyone at some point in their life. But it never has to happen again!

Reply with your physical address for a one-on-one intimate session with Elroy "Big Pappy" Weaselstomper, and if you reply NOW you'll get this "special" bonus:

His brother Cletus "Wombat" McPants (adopted), yours FREE!

You'll never have to worry about being cheated on again. Let's face it...who else would have self-esteem low enough to actually hit on this bait?

After just one night of elephant-eared passion, you'll realize just how great a lonely single life can be.

Change your love life forever...click here to reply now! And let's face it, if you're seriously considering it, you're never going to find anything better, so reply now before this offer is gone forever (probably into the woods to find a good "poopin' bush").

Michael K. · 01-30-2010, 11:06 AM

Sad, but true. Sometime's the (copy)writer's life can be quite lonesome.

But hey, do you really think something drastic like marriage would be the solution?

Peter Nguyen · 01-30-2010, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colmodwyer

Haha! These lads are siblings alright... Only problem is, so are their parents.

Colm

lol!

cerava · 01-31-2010, 07:53 AM

lol... Painfully grim sometimes...

wizozz · 01-31-2010, 09:39 AM

I think Gary Halbert has done this, and very successfully, I might add. There are some nice perks about mastering copywriting, not only money and lifestyle...

see:

http://www.thegaryhalbertletter.com/13ad%20pdf.pdf

dawdaw · 01-31-2010, 11:24 AM

are those two real twins? they are "beautiful"

Kay King · 01-31-2010, 11:33 AM

I just don't understand...

Quote:

Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms, clean fish and proof copy. Must have a Mac laptop & own boat with motor.

If a woman has all that - what does she need with a copywriter???

BiancaRaven · 01-31-2010, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Haha! There lads are siblings alright... Only problem is, so are their parents.

Colm

HA HA!

That's funny. I almost spat coffee at my monitor reading this.

01-13-2010, 11:50 AM	#1
The Copy Nazi Mal Lambe War Room Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The Bunker, Paris Posts: 2,486 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 791 Thanked 1,480 Times in 701 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Wife Wanted for Copywriter Wife Wanted For Copywriter Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms, clean fish and proof copy. Must have a Mac laptop & own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motor boat. Attached is my photo. I'm the good-looking one.

01-13-2010, 11:55 AM	#2
Mr. Enthusiastic Enthusiastic Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 815 Blog Entries: 4 Thanks: 222 Thanked 224 Times in 170 Posts	Re: Wife Wanted for Copywriter The couple wrote their own wedding vows, but the wedding had to be postponed until they could find a minister who's also an editor.

01-15-2010, 02:17 AM	#3
deannatroupe HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Stone Mountain, GA Posts: 418 Blog Entries: 5 Thanks: 218 Thanked 89 Times in 60 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: Wife Wanted for Copywriter LOL That was hilarious! I needed that laugh.
	Affordable Article Writing My Fiverr Gigs Small Business Training

01-15-2010, 04:39 AM	#4
Kevin Birch Senior Warrior Member War Room Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Manchester, UK . . .but I would rather be elsewhere! Posts: 1,453 Thanks: 32 Thanked 36 Times in 29 Posts Contact Info	Re: Wife Wanted for Copywriter Well, I have been doing my homework. I came to the conclusion that these guys must be brothers. How do I know? The profile of their lips and noses are the big give away. Even their hair and shape of face are similar . . .
	Owing to hackers - signature is temporarily retired

01-15-2010, 03:27 PM	#8
Andy Wood Active Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 44 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Social Networking	Re: Wife Wanted for Copywriter A copywriter wrote that? - no way. It's not much of a pitch for a wife! Surely there is a copywriter out there who could do better? Anyone up for the challenge?
	================================= Andy Wood - Featured in the Who's Who of Business Elite - how cool is that eh! List your business opportunity at BusinessOpportunityDigest.com

01-17-2010, 06:24 PM	#12
jasondinner Balla Ass Marketer :P War Room Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Long Island, NY USA. Posts: 1,524 Thanks: 233 Thanked 152 Times in 113 Posts Social Networking	Re: Wife Wanted for Copywriter When you say motor boat, are you talking about the actual ocean vessel? Or do you mean wife must be motorboatable? Please clarify :P
	My Blog => http://JasonDinner.com Become my Facebook Fan => http://JasonDinnerFanPage.com

01-28-2010, 04:20 AM	#13
writeright Transcend War Room Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Jus' a mail away. Posts: 801 Thanks: 25 Thanked 274 Times in 23 Posts Contact Info	Re: Wife Wanted for Copywriter I'm gonna sue you... you got my pic! ... In case, you're wondering... one on the right - good-looking one

01-29-2010, 05:51 PM	#15
NBN HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 122 Thanks: 10 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Wife Wanted for Copywriter I'd hate to be....never mind, that pic is disturbing

01-30-2010, 11:06 AM	#17
Michael K. Warrior Member War Room Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: , , . Posts: 16 Thanks: 15 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Wife Wanted for Copywriter Sad, but true. Sometime's the (copy)writer's life can be quite lonesome. But hey, do you really think something drastic like marriage would be the solution?

01-31-2010, 07:53 AM	#19
cerava Aldric Tinker War Room Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 39 Thanks: 28 Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts Social Networking	Re: Wife Wanted for Copywriter lol... Painfully grim sometimes...
	Best regards, Aldric Tinker My Copywriting & NLP Website

01-31-2010, 09:39 AM	#20
wizozz HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: , , Turkey. Posts: 172 Blog Entries: 3 Thanks: 50 Thanked 17 Times in 12 Posts	Re: Wife Wanted for Copywriter I think Gary Halbert has done this, and very successfully, I might add. There are some nice perks about mastering copywriting, not only money and lifestyle... see: http://www.thegaryhalbertletter.com/13ad%20pdf.pdf

01-31-2010, 11:24 AM	#21
dawdaw Active Warrior Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 48 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Wife Wanted for Copywriter are those two real twins? they are "beautiful"
	Free Writing Information