SEO Poem-Just for your enjoyment

ThomasMeyers · 03-21-2011, 05:57 AM

The SEO Guy

By Thomas Meyers

There once was a man that loved to play golf.

He loved it so much he opened a shop.

By the tracks in Durango he found the right spot.

Saw visions, got Married way up on top.

His bride, baby and an adventure to start

House by the canyon, he followed the staff.

Sold clubs online and studied his craft, this internet thing might be the best.

Worked on it daily, God did the rest.

Towers stood tall, down with a crash.

Time for a new job, agents at last.

Fished upstream, made lots of cash,

Ranch in Coeur d’Alene, thing of the past.

Back where it started and doing his best.

Figuring out ways to rank higher is his new quest.

He started a website and you should stop by.

Lots of stuff, files and things you should buy.

In this situation you have to be wise.

Pay-Per-Click is instant SEO takes a while

Write a poem like this one, watch it go viral.

making money online, Easy, Right frame of mind.

What’s the world coming to and can I get mine?

He’s back in Atlanta; this must be a sign.

Money never changes just people’s doubts.

Reach out and get some, times running out.

Oxbloom · 03-21-2011, 06:40 AM

Are you going for a sort of William Hung viral?

Ross James · 03-21-2011, 08:17 AM

Cliff notes?

ThomasMeyers · 03-23-2011, 05:01 AM

Yes I was, is it that bad?

ThomasMeyers · 03-23-2011, 05:02 AM

I don't understand?

Slaughter · 03-23-2011, 06:29 AM

Dope.

Karan

jonnyrhinestone · 03-23-2011, 11:48 AM

It's....um, interesting.

SEO Agency · 03-23-2011, 08:16 PM

Quite interesting...

zaggernaut · 03-25-2011, 03:17 AM

Fantastic...amazing to see SEO guys with so much creative flair!

ThomasMeyers · 03-26-2011, 03:41 PM

It's my life, it doesn't make much sense either. Glad you' all enjoyed it.

Shannon2011 · 03-28-2011, 11:36 AM

Thanks for sharing this. I admit, I did get a bit lost but anyone writing a poem is better than one I'd write!

writeandreview · 03-28-2011, 01:19 PM

Create a Wordle from your poem. It's pretty cool. I love Wordles

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TheCopywriter · 03-28-2011, 09:03 PM

I once knew a girl name Bianca
Who was employed as a search engine ranker
Things didn't go as planned
All of her sites got banned
And she got fired for being such a ...

Sorry, I'm a bit stuck on the last line.

03-21-2011, 05:57 AM	#1
ThomasMeyers Weapon War Room Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Georgia Posts: 24 Thanks: 26 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	SEO Poem-Just for your enjoyment The SEO Guy By Thomas Meyers There once was a man that loved to play golf. He loved it so much he opened a shop. By the tracks in Durango he found the right spot. Saw visions, got Married way up on top. His bride, baby and an adventure to start House by the canyon, he followed the staff. Sold clubs online and studied his craft, this internet thing might be the best. Worked on it daily, God did the rest. Towers stood tall, down with a crash. Time for a new job, agents at last. Fished upstream, made lots of cash, Ranch in Coeur d’Alene, thing of the past. Back where it started and doing his best. Figuring out ways to rank higher is his new quest. He started a website and you should stop by. Lots of stuff, files and things you should buy. In this situation you have to be wise. Pay-Per-Click is instant SEO takes a while Write a poem like this one, watch it go viral. making money online, Easy, Right frame of mind. What’s the world coming to and can I get mine? He’s back in Atlanta; this must be a sign. Money never changes just people’s doubts. Reach out and get some, times running out.
	Regards, Thomas Meyers DIY-SEO DashBoard Technology

03-21-2011, 06:40 AM	#2
Oxbloom J.W. Acre War Room Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 440 Thanks: 74 Thanked 244 Times in 139 Posts	Re: SEO Poem-Just for your enjoyment Are you going for a sort of William Hung viral?

03-21-2011, 08:17 AM	#3
Ross James Meta Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Boston Suburbs, USA Posts: 487 Thanks: 96 Thanked 80 Times in 71 Posts Contact Info	Re: SEO Poem-Just for your enjoyment Cliff notes?

03-23-2011, 05:01 AM	#4
ThomasMeyers Weapon War Room Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Georgia Posts: 24 Thanks: 26 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: SEO Poem-Just for your enjoyment Yes I was, is it that bad?
	Regards, Thomas Meyers DIY-SEO DashBoard Technology

03-23-2011, 05:02 AM	#5
ThomasMeyers Weapon War Room Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Georgia Posts: 24 Thanks: 26 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: SEO Poem-Just for your enjoyment I don't understand?
	Regards, Thomas Meyers DIY-SEO DashBoard Technology

03-23-2011, 06:29 AM	#6
Slaughter Joseph Tosh War Room Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,730 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 224 Thanked 352 Times in 159 Posts	Re: SEO Poem-Just for your enjoyment Dope. Karan
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03-23-2011, 11:48 AM	#7
jonnyrhinestone jonnyrhinestone Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: SEO Poem-Just for your enjoyment It's....um, interesting.
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03-23-2011, 08:16 PM	#8
SEO Agency HyperActive Warrior Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 200 Thanks: 0 Thanked 13 Times in 13 Posts	Re: SEO Poem-Just for your enjoyment Quite interesting...

03-25-2011, 03:17 AM	#9
zaggernaut Warrior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 21 Thanks: 7 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Re: SEO Poem-Just for your enjoyment Fantastic...amazing to see SEO guys with so much creative flair!

03-26-2011, 03:41 PM	#10
ThomasMeyers Weapon War Room Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Georgia Posts: 24 Thanks: 26 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: SEO Poem-Just for your enjoyment It's my life, it doesn't make much sense either. Glad you' all enjoyed it.
	Regards, Thomas Meyers DIY-SEO DashBoard Technology

03-28-2011, 11:36 AM	#11
Shannon2011 Warrior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 4 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: SEO Poem-Just for your enjoyment Thanks for sharing this. I admit, I did get a bit lost but anyone writing a poem is better than one I'd write!

03-28-2011, 01:19 PM	#12
writeandreview Active Warrior Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 99 Thanks: 40 Thanked 32 Times in 22 Posts Contact Info	Re: SEO Poem-Just for your enjoyment Create a Wordle from your poem. It's pretty cool. I love Wordles Wordle - Beautiful Word Clouds
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