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| Senior Warrior Member War Room Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA
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I bought a book the other day from Bottom Line Books. It just came in the mail along with little a pack of ads. Check out these headlines to some of em... "My neighbors laughed when I ordered, now THEY ALL want a tomato garden like mine!" Well-known pharmacist blows the whistle on... DRUG INDUSTRY DIRTY TRICKS! "Build Strength & Blast-Away Fat In Just 10-20 Minutes A Day!" "Are You Or A Loved One Making Too Many Trips To The Bathroom?" "More Sex, Better Sex... More Often!" "Learn a Language in 10 Days" |
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Go OKC Go Boston | |
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| Senior Warrior Member War Room Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Cincinnati, OH and beautiful Park City, UT
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"My neighbors laughed when I said I was going to write copy, and now they are laughing even more" Oh wait - that's not right! :-Don |
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"The 25 Profit Thieves and The 14-Day Turnaround - How To Build Any Business Fast." Get the downloadable book FREE! It's NOT a sales pitch.http://www.BuildAnyBusinessFast.com | |
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| Mal Lambe War Room Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The Bunker, Paris
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I'm nicking this one for an online medical marijuana seedbank promo - "My neighbors laughed when I ordered, now THEY ALL want a tomato garden like mine!" ![]() |
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| HyperActive Warrior Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: not too far from Intercourse, Blue Ball & Paradise, PA
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| Senior Warrior Member War Room Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA
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| They All Laughed When I Sat Down At The Piano, Now They Roll Around On The Floor When I Start To Play! |
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Go OKC Go Boston | |
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| Got fish? Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: 311 miles south of the ranch
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| You look out your window, past your gardener, who is busily stirring up clouds of dust with his blower. The sky was clear blue before he started. |
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| HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: England
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| 'They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.' Bob Monkhouse (Wrote a lot of jokes for Bob Hope)
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| HyperActive Warrior Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Down heed by the raging river.
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Dang, Mal. Them are some of the finest tamaters I've ever laid eyes on. So you selling the seeds ... or the sizzle? Doc |
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