A brick to the brain
The doctors can't explain it – but the impact cleanly wiped all of the information you've gathered from every book you've ever read.
To make matters worse, your brain can now only hold 3 books' worth of information.
Which three do you want to re-read?
Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
The next time they hack one of my websites I'm going to donate DOUBLE.