"Redeem yourself! Be a Gift of Gab Professor!"-Trying out this copywriting thing
Just a fake ad I imagined lol. Originally used a profane term but anyway enjoy! Again this is only fictional.
"Are you an expert at smooth talking your way through life? Ever used your mendacious tongue for evil rather than good? Well, now you'll redeem yourself while getting paid millions! Use your gift of gab to help others achieve success. No degree required. Just submit a one hour video explaining how you'll help others achieve prosperity.
Through our Gift of Gab Lifetime Instructor program, you'll be set for life! Bring your best crocodile tears and become a Gift of Gab Professor today!"
"Are you an expert at smooth talking your way through life? Ever used your mendacious tongue for evil rather than good? Well, now you'll redeem yourself while getting paid millions! Use your gift of gab to help others achieve success. No degree required. Just submit a one hour video explaining how you'll help others achieve prosperity.
Through our Gift of Gab Lifetime Instructor program, you'll be set for life! Bring your best crocodile tears and become a Gift of Gab Professor today!"
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