Heh, this one's brilliant. How to piss off the businesses you want to work so they hire you:
Publish A Blog Post Detailing A Certain Businesses Conversion Mistakes
Everyone’s favorite subject is themselves.
If you want to get a decision maker to read every word in one of your blog posts, then write it about their business.
This is an easy strategy because every business makes mistakes. So, these types of blog posts can be written about a potential client you want to work with.
All you have to do is write a blog post showing off all the major errors, explain why these errors need to be fix, and how to fix them.
What you’re doing is bringing awareness to their actual problems. Do it right and you will have given even complete strangers a real reason to hire you. If you know their problems, show them solutions, and then have a small pitch that you can do it for them, you’re set.