Ink Cartridge Copy - a guy after my own heart

by The Copy Nazi Banned
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Refreshing. He can't spell and his grammar is off - but who cares? Ink cartridge rant - Boing Boing

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Remanufactured HP 300 - (CC640EE) Black
Remanufactured HP 300. Contains 8ml of high quality pigment ink and will print 380 ... Do you know what? I really can't be bothered with writing these description anymore, it's a printer cartridge! What am I supposed to write really??? It's a cartridge that prints ink on to paper, you could print some work stuff or a colouring in page for the kids that they'll half do and then leave laying around on the floor or a poster of the horrible Jonas Bothers for your teen daughter hoping that she might stop listening to there pathetic attempt of music so much. There good quality cartridges I'll admit that, every time I've sneakily took some home with me they've worked perfectly, but the thing that's doing my head in now is writing about them day in and day out with the boss giving me an impossible deadline to finish them all by which means I can't even sit at my desk pretending to work like I know most people do in this place. My advice to you is if you've got to this page then you probably need a cartridge, or you have a weird fetish for ink cartridges, either way it's a ink cartridge, it works perfectly, so if you want one buy one, if you don't then why havn't you left this page allready?
Signed: The guy who writes the boring everyday mundane descriptions about printer cartridges everyday.
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  • Profile picture of the author Vadym
    Bahahahahah, that's great. I wonder how that converts.
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    • Profile picture of the author CrhisD
      Originally Posted by Vadym View Post

      Bahahahahah, that's great. I wonder how that converts.
      Pretty well I should think, it's a great ad I almost thought it was real until I saw the embedded link
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  • Profile picture of the author The Copy Nazi
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    Well after being linked to from BoingBoing.net and here I'm guessing it's doing quite nicely. I've had two stories on BoingBoing and both times the traffic was unbelievable. Google "Naked Ladies Riding the Paris Metro" and you'll find one. [Not Safe For Work].
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Unique, refreshing, poorly spelled - and hilarious. I love it.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jag82
    It's very cute. Really made me smile.

    I hope that "copy" converts well. =)

    Jag
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  • Profile picture of the author Raydal
    This goes to prove that you can give personality to
    any product you are writing for, even ink cartridges.

    -Ray Edwards
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