I'm trying to think of a metaphor for "faster than".
Example: "...this method will get you there faster than __________."
So far I've come up with
"Faster than a fighter jet"
"Faster than a freight train"
"Faster than Charlie Sheen can say winning after 3 lines of coke"
"Faster than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck"
The last two don't really work for me because I'm trying to convey "speedy results" rather than injecting my copy with humor at this point (it's near the call to action).
Any ideas would be greatly appreciated!