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Chuck Thinks!

by Dean Jackson
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How many of you know chuck?

He seems to have gone "viral" down under and in NZ - check out this little bit of copy. It's from Chupa-Chups and "Chuck's" stories keep cropping up all over the place...

I am chuck. I am on a mission. At least I think I am on a mission. I would very much like to be on a mission. A fishin' mission. That would be a good mission. A simple mission, that is, not an impossible mission. That would frighten me. Not that I get frightened all that often. I do sometimes, but not usually. Because I am strong.

Not that you'd know it to look at me. But it's true. I promise. I once took down Chuck Norris. Because in this world there is only room for one martial arts master with the name of Chuck. We battled it out in an old abandoned Shanghai warehouse. And I won.

Because of my awesomeness. Which is contagious. So stick with me and I will teach you how to be as awesome as I am. Not that you're not already awesome. I figure that if you've read this far, you'd probably be quite an awesome sort of person. If you are a person.

I'm not judging. This is the internet. You could be a dog and nobody would ever know. Or a cat. Or some other equally intelligent household pet. You probably wouldn't be a dolphin though. It's hard to be on the computer if you are a dolphin. The aquatic environment doesn't take to kindly to electrical equipment. If you are a dolphin though, I'd like to hear about how you managed to get to a computer. Hopefully you'd be able to type that onto my wall. With your fins. Or perhaps your bottle nose.

Maybe if you're a person you can write to me using your nose as well. Or, you know, fingers are fine. Toes would be hard. And would probably involve the removal of shoes.

And I know if I did that, there'd be a smell. And that's just downright unpleasant. Unless you suppose your toes are a rose. The flower kind. Not the chocolate kind. Or as I would say, the CHUCK-olate kind. Because I am Chuck. And I think. It's seriously unserious fun. Seriously.


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- Dean
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  • Profile picture of the author Rezbi
    Originally Posted by Dean Jackson View Post

    I once took down Chuck Norris.
    A lie will never sell.

    Took down Chuck Norris... indeed.

    Huh!
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  • Profile picture of the author SEOLady
    Give my warm regards to Chuck...is he the son of Chuck Norris?
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