All of the Copywriters on This Forum Suck

by Mark Andrews Banned

Posted: 13 years ago 14 replies

COPY WRITING

Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux.

And you thought I was going to say?

All of the copywriters suck on this forum, the question is...

How much do you suck?

And what kind of sucker are you?

Answers on a postcard please...

#sucks

Ken Strong 13 years ago
Suck may refer to:
- Suction, the creation of a partial vacuum or region of low pressure
- River Suck, a river in Ireland
In media:
- Suck (film), a 2009 vampire musical-comedy
- Suck.com, a satire and editorial web site
- Suck (band), a South African hard rock group
- "Sucks" (song), a song by KMFDM
- "Suck", a song by Pigface from Gub
- "Suck", a song by Shriekback from Jam Science
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- Mark Andrews Banned 13 years ago
  
  In this example it's referring to sucking clients / customers in. Getting the order. Getting people to click on the buy it now button or whatever direct course of action the copywriter/s want/s the reader / listener / viewer to take.
  
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  Pete Walker
  
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Toniy

13 years ago

This makes me really uncomfortable to write...

I can suck, but I want to suck more.

........ Thanks for making me do that Pete.

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1,208 Words And 93 Seconds Dedicated To The 'Not-Yet-Rich'

Utter Madness...

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arfasaira

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Toniy

This makes me really uncomfortable to write...

I can suck, but I want to suck more.

........ Thanks for making me do that Pete.

Toniy!

Soooo good to see you here!!

Welcome to the copywriting forum!

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Toniy

13 years ago

Originally Posted by arfasaira

Toniy!

Soooo good to see you here!!

Welcome to the copywriting forum!

Hey there Lady

YES... I figured it's about time to spread my wings... y'all seem pretty unusual too. I feel at home here

Although this isn't 'quite' how I meant to introduce myself :p

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Rezbi

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Toniy

Hey there Lady

YES... I figured it's about time to spread my wings... y'all seem pretty unusual too. I feel at home here

Although this isn't 'quite' how I meant to introduce myself :p

Most of us are unusual...

Some are somewhat arrogant and full of ourselves...

But...

We can all take and GIVE criticism - especially when it's constructive - on THIS forum, without being banned.

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Toniy 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Ken_Caudill

Y'all can say you suck if you want to.

Go ahead.

Knock yourselves out.

We're reframing... taking it back for ourselves

By the end of this thread when you see an American Teen on TV having angsty problems, so s/he goes to the local diner and runs into some friends, she becomes emotional, breaks down and confides in her BFF...

The BFF will turn to her (yeah it's a girl now) and say 'Cindy... you don't need to be sad... Never forget how much you suck'

... heartwarming.
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Azarna 13 years ago

I am suckier than a big sucking thing at Sucky McSuck's Annual Suckfest.

Just please don't quote me on that!
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- Toniy 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Azarna
  
  Annual Suckfest
  
  And.... there's the line ladies and gentlemen
  
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  Mark Andrews Banned 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Ken_Caudill
  
  Y'all can say you suck if you want to.
  
  Go ahead.
  
  Knock yourselves out.
  
  Better than blowing hot air all day.
  
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