For Critique...Rewritten and streamlined practice ad copy chevron gas
Great fuel should propel your engine, not kill it. However, each time you fill up with any other gas than Chevron with Techron, that nozzle may as well be a gun barrel you are jamming into your gas tank. You are driving around blissfully waiting for your engine to blow up.
- But All Gas is the Same, Isn't It?
Sure, all gas is the same. Just like a Chevy Volt is the same as a 1965 and a Half Ford Mustang. And if you did have a '65 and a Half 'Stang, would you put anything other than the best fuel in it? Even if you have an old beater car, you need it to last as long as it can, don't you?
- The Big Three Agree
Since 1973, when their cars roll off the assembly line, Dodge, Chevy and Ford have used Chevron fuel to test their new cars for emissions regulations. 22 years before the '95 EPA Deposit Control Requirements came into effect.
Ha! They don't have Chevron gas in Michigan, I hear you say. That's right. The Big Three pay extra to have Chevron gas brought in from Kentucky.
Speed Doesn't Kill...Speed Kills It!
If you want to pull into "Loser Gas For Less" so you can save enough money to snap into a slim jim at their snack counter, be my guest! I'll be roaring out of Chevron, tearing up the grades, getting better fuel economy and cleaning my engine to boot. That extra ten-cents a gallon I paid? I used my Chevron Visa, so I saved ten-cents a gallon, anyway, plus 3% on the ice-cold Coors six-pack, chilling in the back seat.
I know you're not the kind who is going to just blindly read what some jerk like me says and be converted. Why don't you go into a few garages and randomly ask the mechanics what kind of fuel they recommend you use? I'll see you at the finish line.
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