The big boys don't usually step into headline quicksand like this...

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Seen on Fox News...
(note: this was on a prominent promo that runs over + over + over)

"Don't waste your time anywhere else!"

lol

-- TW
#big #boys #headline #quicksand #step
  • Profile picture of the author josephjabawaba
    This one from a couple of years ago is funny, apparently the name is Ladyjacks (a basketball team) but they added a space in the wrong place and chose some unfortunate wording.....

    "Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference" do a google to find the picture.
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    • Profile picture of the author ddoggphx73
      Originally Posted by josephjabawaba View Post

      This one from a couple of years ago is funny, apparently the name is Ladyjacks (a basketball team) but they added a space in the wrong place and chose some unfortunate wording.....

      "Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference" do a google to find the picture.
      LOL, that's my undergrad alma mater, Nothern Arizona University.

      I could totally see that in the Lumberjack newspaper. Awesome.
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      • Profile picture of the author The Sales Guy
        Greatest headline I EVER saw was on the cover of the NY Post. It was in refrence to a gruesome murder that took place...

        "Headless body found in topless bar"

        Try and beat that one, my fellow wordsmiths
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  • How about...

    "If You're Going To Waste Your Time Anyway... At Least Waste It On Us!"
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    • Profile picture of the author nik0
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      Originally Posted by QualityCopywriting View Post

      How about...

      "If You're Going To Waste Your Time Anyway... At Least Waste It On Us!"
      Oh can I have that one for my sales thread for linkbuilding? I LOVE IT

      "If You're Going To Waste Your Money Anyway... At Least Waste It On Us!"
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  • Profile picture of the author knish
    The first statement ("Don't waste your time anywhere else!") indicates that you will waste your time anywhere else (not reading the current copy), the second one ("If You're Going To Waste Your Time Anyway... At Least Waste It On Us!") suggests that you simply will waste it (just choose whom).
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  • Profile picture of the author abugah
    Other versions...

    1. Don’t Take Your Dogs Where They Will Get Fleas Bring Them Here Instead


    2. Think They Are Bad? Try Us
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