Some advice from Max5ty Needed

He's got the moon rocket.

Drives a nuclear powered submarine.

Lives inside a huge french chateau complete with it's own moat.

And sits on a gold and diamond encrusted loo seat and the sun... it shines right out of his ass.

Sorry Marcus. Couldn't resist that one. Just trying to pre-empt what I knew would be coming if I directly invite you to start posting here again. Since I can feel your presence 'lurkiness from the murkiness' in the background, breathing down my neck heavily.

Stop your ruddy subconscious subliminal nagging on in my right ear like an old washer woman would you darling?

Let me drag you kicking and screaming, your consciousness and physical form out of the ethereal mist from the back of beyond and dust the cobwebs off your shoulders. There now, you don't half shine up quite well after all.

Theater, lights, action!

What advice have you got for this motley crew today Marcus?

We miss you around these parts btw.

With my compliments, have at it, the floor is all yours... (you can tell I've been working on my showmanship)

Silence please. (Steve stick a sock in it and shaddup).

A round of applause please for Marcus (Max5ty)...

Give us your best lad...

What copywriting advice have you got for us today?

With bated breath and eager anticipation,


Mark Andrews