5 minutes with A Level copywriter hirer

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If you had 5 minutes with a marketer who hires A level copywriters,
what would you say to get him/her to hire you?

It will be interesting to see.

One thing is for certain they don't hire copycats.

Best,
Ewen

P.S. A Level copywriter Doug DAnna inspired me to write this
after he said what they don't want.
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  • Profile picture of the author Harlan
    If you aren't an A level copywriter, get out of the room quick before you get humiliated.

    Look, when you are going up against people like Doug D'Anna, David Deutch, or Kent Komae, they people hiring know EXACTLY who you are.

    Don't pretend.

    These guys are in a totally different league.

    And unless you've spent years being a copy cub under one of them, you aren't one either.

    I hate to be blunt but there is no shortcut to the top.

    Don't get me wrong - you can make a lot of money as a copywriter without being on the A list.

    But to think a A list hirer is going to even look at you unless you've copy cubbed under one of the A list is the first mistake you're making.

    You can write for lots of people without being on the A list.

    But you can't write for one of the super mailers unless you are.

    These are the people who give you 3 months to produce a magalog.

    It will take you 3 full months of 14-18 hour days to get something to their level of perfection.
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  • Profile picture of the author Rezbi
    Originally Posted by ewenmack View Post

    If you had 5 minutes with a marketer who hires A level copywriters,
    what would you say to get him/her to hire you?

    It will be interesting to see.

    One thing is for certain they don't hire copycats.

    Best,
    Ewen

    P.S. A Level copywriter Doug DAnna inspired me to write this
    after he said what they don't want.
    Gissa job! I can do that.

    Waddaya think, Harlan, foot in the door?
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    • Profile picture of the author Harlan
      Go for it.

      Did you know that you immediately qualify as an A list writer if you graduate the AWAI course and get your projects critiqued?

      Just submit your Megaman assignment to Boardroom and wait by the phone.
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      • Profile picture of the author The Marketeer
        Originally Posted by Harlan View Post

        Go for it.

        Did you know that you immediately qualify as an A list writer if you graduate the AWAI course and get your projects critiqued?

        Just submit your Megaman assignment to Boardroom and wait by the phone.
        That's a nice shortcut. I'm sure the A-Listers will approve.
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        • Sooo, you wanna be an A lister?

          Like to know the only realistic way to do it?

          Write an epic masterpiece and FedEx it to the publisher.

          If it's good, as in f****** really good.

          You might get a call.


          Steve

          P.S. A few people will say this is baloney, but not as politely.

          What I would say is - it's how several writers became A levelers.
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          • Profile picture of the author Harlan
            Originally Posted by Steve The Copywriter View Post

            What I would say is - it's how several writers became A levelers.
            Name one A list copywriter who Fed Exed a package to one of the big mailers.

            When you work for them, you start by writing their re-subscribe letters.

            You work your way up.

            No one goes from zero to hero your way.

            But heck, what do I know.
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            • Originally Posted by Harlan View Post

              Name one A list copywriter who Fed Exed a package to one of the big mailers.

              When you work for them, you start by writing their re-subscribe letters.

              You work your way up.

              No one goes from zero to hero your way.

              But heck, what do I know.

              You know the names just as well as I do.

              Probably more so.

              In all honesty I can't say if they sent a "package" but they did send something good.

              Fair to say it must have been "epic" and/or a "masterpiece" whatever it was.

              And I didn't say they started as A listers.

              I said they became A listers.


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          • Profile picture of the author kevindawson
            Originally Posted by Steve The Copywriter View Post

            Sooo, you wanna be an A lister?

            Like to know the only realistic way to do it?

            Write an epic masterpiece and FedEx it to the publisher.

            If it's good, as in f****** really good.

            You might get a call.


            Steve

            P.S. A few people will say this is baloney, but not as politely.

            What I would say is - it's how several writers became A levelers.
            Okay, here's how you actually do it.

            First, mentor under someone like Harlan as I did for about 2 years. As he promised, I did six figures the first year out. He put me on the map.

            He introduced me to John Carlton and David Deutsch, both of whom helped me. But make no mistake -- Harlan was the guy who first got the gears cranking.

            He advised me to be a "B" writer, as they make as much as "As" do, with less grief. I could have listened. But noooooo.....

            I made a fateful decision -- I chose to fly under the radar. I swore off writing for entrepreneurs. I started turning down clients.

            I lurk here occasionally, but I'm really not part of the IM scene. I'm not against it. I think you folks are far more knowledgeable about IM than I'll ever be. I just chose to niche myself in with publishing houses.

            Hell, I haven't even updated my site in a couple of years.

            But when I aimed for the big publishers, I did not Fed-Ex them. At least, not successfully. The one time I tried, it got a quick glance, then a filing in the trash can (I can only assume the toilet was not close at hand).

            Professionals don't like gimmicks. Or cleverness. Or cuteness.

            Now, what I did manage to do was to take a dirt-cheap job writing for a former division of Phillips. I was hammered unmercifully for a year, then given a contract. I'm also now under contract with two other big publishers.

            And yes, I've once again burst past the six figure mark.

            Am I now on the "A" list? Nope. I'm light years away from Harlan, David Deutsch, Paris Lampropolis, John Carlton, and -- of course -- Doug D' Anna and Chris Marett.

            But I'm on the path. I know what it's like to have a control for a big house. I also know what it's like to have my ass kicked, writing a letter after Jim Rutz, another A-lister. I know what it's like to have a roll-out -- and also, to spend 5 weeks on a flop.

            I don't mean to embarrass anyone. However, please, until you've paid some dues in this arena, don't advise someone until you've at least set foot in it. An outfit like Agora is as different from Clickbank as India is from the United States.

            And finally, by all means, get a mentor.

            The people who have helped me have made all the difference. Harlan is right. Unless you get taken under the wing of an A-lister, and are prepared to sacrifice time and money to do so, don't shoot for the A list. It should be obvious -- if you want to do something, find someone doing it, and carry water for them until you can do it too.

            Heck, I would have never even gotten a website up if it wasn't for people like Dr. Kilstein. If you want real world knowledge of both business and writing copy, he's the first guy to call.

            Instead of arguing with him, I'd suggest people empty their cup and let a little of his knowledge seep in. Hell, he's giving it away!
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Hoffman
    I'm not certain that's an absolute truth. That they won't consider even looking at your stuff unless you're copy cubbing underneath a A list writer. Obviously, that makes it much, much, easier.

    If given the 5 minutes I would ask them what's most important to them in a copywriter. I know the primary thing is response getting copy, but there are other secondary reasons.

    Then I would ask them what would have to happen for them to give me a shot.

    I would give them my own self-promotional copy and/or offer to write something on spec for them.

    Finally, I would ask if it's ok to followup with them in the future, but also reassure them that you won't be a pest and contact them every week.

    Don't think of them as an A list company. The company isn't hiring you. ONE person is.
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    • Profile picture of the author Harlan
      Originally Posted by Ken Hoffman View Post


      If given the 5 minutes I would ask them what's most important to them in a copywriter. I know the primary thing is response getting copy, but there are other secondary reasons.

      Then I would ask them what would have to happen for them to give me a shot.



      Don't think of them as an A list company. The company isn't hiring you. ONE person is.
      Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
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      • Profile picture of the author Harlan
        Originally Posted by Ken_Caudill View Post

        I'd tell 'em to hire Harlan. There's no room for mere mortals on the A list.
        I don't want to write this type of copy.

        I've been approached several times.

        I don't care to spend 2 months writing and another month working with their legal team changing the copy.

        You guys don't have a clue what it's like to write for the big boys.
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        • Profile picture of the author videolover7
          Originally Posted by Harlan View Post

          .

          You guys don't have a clue what it's like to write for the big boys.
          Many copywriters here do, but like you, choose not to. For the same reasons.

          VL
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          • Profile picture of the author videolover7
            And there's the question, how do you define an A-level copywriter?

            Traditionally, that designation has gone to copywriters who write for the big mailers and have one or more controls.

            It could be argued that copywriters who write #1 sales letters on Clickbank time after time are also A-level copywriters.

            VL
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            • Profile picture of the author Harlan
              Originally Posted by videolover7 View Post


              It could be argued that copywriters who write #1 sales letters on Clickbank time after time are also A-level copywriters.

              VL
              Ha Ha Ha.

              Damm.

              Spit diet coke all over my keyboard.

              That was funny.
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              • Profile picture of the author videolover7
                But I'll bet the carbonation felt good when it tickled your nose!

                VL
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              • Profile picture of the author The Marketeer
                Originally Posted by Harlan View Post

                Ha Ha Ha.

                Damm.

                Spit diet coke all over my keyboard.

                That was funny.
                Please enlighten us as to the reason behind this as it might just benefit some of the un-initiated here.
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    Check this out...

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  • Profile picture of the author DougHughes
    It wasn't my intention to get sucked into wasting time in this curious thread but it happened.

    People involved in DR, running tests, buying media, and looking at copy, offers, etc...(all day everyday) have an idea what good copy looks like.

    Just because a copywriter is famous doesn't mean his/her copy will convert better.

    You don't need to be considered 'A' list to make 'A' list money as a copywriter.

    Working around and hiring top-shelf copywriters you see that copy is only the final output. A great copywriter (along with being a great writer and sales person) has conceptual skills and a creative spark separating them from others.

    You pay more to gain insights into positioning, strategy, tactics your team may not have thought of.

    You also expect this person to have special knowledge and experience related to your niche because as Harlan pointed out, the legal department will be scrutinizing everything.

    An experienced person understands "Legal" is going to be watering down the copy and needs to know the special language to keep the excitement and interest high and convert without getting anyone in hot water.

    Experience can also cause the ads to under perform when the copywriter takes for granted their knowledge of the field and makes assumptions based on what worked in other formats, etc...or is jaded after writing thousands of ads for similar offers.

    But to reiterate what's important to me.

    Just because a copywriter is famous doesn't mean his/her copy will convert better.

    You don't need to be considered 'A' list to make 'A' list money as a copywriter.
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  • Profile picture of the author markpocock
    Harlan is dead right in what he says here.

    A List copywriters are on a different planet.
    Their copywritng is unbelievably good.

    And if you think otherwise..... welll,,, (shake of head)
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    • Profile picture of the author videolover7
      Seems to be a whole lot of spitting and head shaking going on tonight!

      LOL

      "Sacred cows make the best hamburger."

      VL
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  • Profile picture of the author sethczerepak
    Interesting feedback here.

    I'm just curios as to how many people advising about getting on the "A list" have ever been there. I really wonder sometimes, all this advice being peddled around in an attempt to "position yourself as an expert."

    I've read the books about "becoming an expert even if you aren't one." Disturbing to think that there are people advising that, and that there are people TAKING that advice, AND advising others...and how many people are taking the diluted advice that comes out of this mess?

    -shudders-

    If you're not on the "A list" or have never been there, maybe it's better to be advise less and listen more.
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  • Profile picture of the author angiecolee
    Personally, I'm curious as to why this seems to be such a loaded question. I get why newbies shouldn't represent themselves as A-listers and pass themselves off as knowing more than they do. What I don't get is the "holier than thou" vibe I'm getting from a lot of the commentary here.

    If it makes you feel like a bigger man, more power to you I suppose.
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    • Profile picture of the author Ken Hoffman
      Originally Posted by angiecolee View Post

      Personally, I'm curious as to why this seems to be such a loaded question. I get why newbies shouldn't represent themselves as A-listers and pass themselves off as knowing more than they do. What I don't get is the "holier than thou" vibe I'm getting from a lot of the commentary here.

      If it makes you feel like a bigger man, more power to you I suppose.
      Amen. There will always be naysayers telling you what's realistic and finding a million reasons why something can't be done. Who knows. Maybe he's right. But all it takes is ONE person to disprove him.

      I've listened to interviews of several A-list writers. Every one of them took a different path to getting to where they are today. So in addition to the negativity in this thread, there's also an enormous generalization.
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      • Profile picture of the author angiecolee
        Thank you Ken.

        And Ewen, to answer your question - I'd ask what they needed and what their expectations were of me. Then I'd tell them whether I could meet those expectations and deliver on their needs. Simple as that.

        [cliche alert!]

        If I'm not right for them, no sense wasting their time or mine trying to fit a square peg into a round hole.
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Hoffman
    I will not dispute what Harlan has said. I will add this though. There was a time for every A-list writer, when they were NOT an A-list writer. Yet, every one of them found a way to the top.

    According to your opinion Harlan, the ONLY way is knowing someone already on the inside. While that certainly may be true most of the time (just like in any other highly competitive field) I don't believe it is an absolute.

    Instead of investing so much energy telling people the can't do it, perhaps it would be more useful to focus the discussion on how others have done it. I don't have the time to go back and listen to all the interviews I have, but perhaps someone else can and post it here.

    I can think of one example offhand. Of someone who got a foot in the door by sending an advertorial style promo to one of the big direct marketing companies and got a project from it.
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