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A *ucking Nude Copywriter! - Male Positioning

by Mark Andrews Banned
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Marcus you're going to love the video controls.

Hey up guys, check out this copywriters website, pretty cool huh?

Lawson Clarke - copywriter

Lesson...

Don't be afraid to try something a little different.

Imagination and creativity go hand in hand.

Smoking hot,


Mark Andrews
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  • Profile picture of the author RedShifted
    OMG. That is hilarious!! I'm curious how more conservative types would react, but I still think its brilliant.

    My eyes locked on the tv, then I see the white house, fountains, people beating on drums! lol. What would have really finished it off well was a NASA space launch of an h-bomb exploding. Either way, I love it.

    -Red
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  • Profile picture of the author DougBarger
    I'm not surprised. Many copywriters mistake the old adage of "Hide Your Willy" as literal advice, instead of its intended meaning of not discussing price before you have established the value of your offer.

    (I did the same thing at first.)
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    • Profile picture of the author Mark Andrews
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      Originally Posted by DougBarger View Post

      I'm not surprised. Many copywriters mistake the old adage of "Hide Your Willy" as literal advice, instead of its intended meaning of not discussing price before you have established the value of your offer.

      (I did the same thing at first.)
      So now I'm fascinated to know...

      What exactly did you do with your willy Doug?

      Although I'm not quite sure I wish to know but pray do continue if the fancy takes you...

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  • Profile picture of the author Don Grace
    LOVE IT!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author max5ty
    Yes Mark, I'll give him an "A" for creativity.

    I could never do anything like that though because I'd be flooded with emails from beautiful women all around the world.

    I'd have to set up an autoresponder to handle the volume and let them know I already had a girlfriend.

    I hate breaking hearts.

    Speaking of the whole dating thing...

    I was watching a news thing the other day about how these dating sites were getting more popular all the time.

    I was wondering if there were any copywriters that specialized in writing those profiles people put up. Was to lazy to google it though.
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    • Profile picture of the author Mark Andrews
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      Lanky 46 year old long streak of piss, goofily gormless,
      own teeth, unfortunately balding, a great sense of
      humor living in the back of a van (with solar panels) -
      please send photo and contact details for your next
      hot date to:

      SmokingHotCopy@gmail.com
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      • Profile picture of the author max5ty
        Originally Posted by Mark Andrews View Post

        Lanky 46 year old long streak of piss, goofily gormless,
        with own teeth, unfortunately balding, a great sense of
        humor living in the back of a van (with solar panels) -
        please send photo and contact details for your next
        hot date to:

        SmokingHotCopy@gmail.com
        LOL...don't know why, but that reminded me of this old sign that's been around for ages.

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  • Profile picture of the author Micah Medina
    That's badass. And don't just look at the look of the place - the ads themselves are badass too.
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    • Profile picture of the author Mark Andrews
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      Originally Posted by Micah Medina View Post

      That's badass. And don't just look at the look of the place - the ads themselves are badass too.
      Yep, I particularly enjoyed the Carnival Cruise Lines promotion where some guys were on top of a building on the roof in what looks to be New York.

      There they start blowing up some HUGE colorful beach balls and one or two people at ground level start to notice these things getting bigger and bigger.

      Then once blown up to maximum capacity, the guys up top tip them over the edge of the building to bounce gently down on to the crowd below much to their amusement and great delight.

      An excellent way to garner attention and throw a lot of fun into the mix. Just superb.

      To see this ad just click on the link in the OP.

      Next click on TV.

      Then select the 2nd one down...

      Carnival: Beachball

      It's simply genius!

      Smoking hot,


      Mark Andrews
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  • Profile picture of the author Becker13
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    Genius, shock to grab attention is becoming the first step in copywriting
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  • Profile picture of the author Loren Woirhaye
    I read about that guy awhile back. He got sacked
    in a Madison Avenue agency downsizing during the
    financial crisis of 2008. Decided to have a go
    at freelancing.
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  • Profile picture of the author ThomasOMalley
    Hard to keep my dinner down!
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  • Profile picture of the author staceythewriter
    That is freakin' funny and the copy is awesome.
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  • Profile picture of the author montozza
    holy s**t! this is awesome!!! i like the website, especially the motorcycle print...oh and jack daniels
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