Sales copy should be like this
Those who do are already excellent copywriters, or on the verge.
I know. It's not in English. The words are unimportant.
So what am I talking about?
You're gonna have to think...
Unfortunately, most of the copy you find these days is like this:
...or maybe this (it's sooooo IM):
And those asking for critiques usually come with something like this:
Happy New Year!
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