Looking for a copywriter for an Viral FB app/script product

When you say "killer sales letter", are you referring to one that pulls in so many sales you'll be able to retire next week?

Or...

Are you talking about one that does pretty good and you consider it a killer because it sells enough of your stuff so you can hire a hooker?

I'm asking because I'm trying to decide who to recommend.

I know this guy that does sales letters...actually his nickname is "killer".

Not sure how he got the name. Heard it had something to do with an ex.

Anyways, he does pretty decent work. I usually see him when I'm on my way to the store. He lives under the bridge on Maple Street. He's the kind of writer that can hook you up with some other things too. If you paid him something "decent" he'd probably do one for you.

If you're looking for a really really good copywriter, the kind that would make you very wealthy, they're probably not gonna read your post and get excited over your measly little request. Actually, they usually already stay busy.

It would help me if you could state how much you were willing to pay, that way I'd know exactly what kind of "killer" copywriter to recommend.