Stripped Down Profits

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Did anybody buy this product from Haley Milano? Any reviews? Thanks.
#internet marketing product reviews & ratings #profits #stripped
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  • Profile picture of the author thetruth23
    A link to the product popped up on my alexa news toolbar...I had never heard of it before then, but wanted to come to the forum to see if anyone was talking about it...

    I watched about 90 seconds of the video and just couldn't watch anymore! That is some really cringe worthy stuff, almost to the extent I had to laugh.

    Sorry, because I know this wasn't a particularly useful reply, but some of 'todays' sales letters are just baffling!

    Anyway, I don't really buy products/courses nowadays, but I saw enough of that sales video to put me off almost immediately.

    If it sounds too good to be true...it's usually a pile of crap.

    PS: Towards the start of the video she says something along the lines of 'she made hundreds of thousands of dollars before she even knew the industry existed'...?? That's just ridiculous!
    • Profile picture of the author vetteran
      It sounds too good to be true, one click?

      If you had found a way to make a million in 90 days
      or even 180 days, would you sell that for $47?

      There surely will be up-sells.

      350 maximum? Hmm, on jvnotify it says there will be $10,500 in prize
      money for the top promoters.

      No problem with refunds as it's via Clickbank.

      I have the time but I cannot be bothered
      but perhaps a WF member will.

      The "reviews" on-line are about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
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  • Profile picture of the author mrpals
    Whats the deal with pitches today? Guru gets people drunk in bars and he spills the beans, Girl catches man with stippers and drugs and he spills the beans. Do these guys use the same BS template?

    Haley sorry hun, but you didn't hook me on that sales pitch. Now Im certainly not saying you are not a good hooker cause Im sure you are but your cheesy sales pitch didn't hook me.
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  • Profile picture of the author typhoon
    lol..I think the creator was very smart to build that STORY with that sexy girl (Oscar award, anyone?). I think that's what will make most people buy sdp with his story of stripping or something. I don't know what the whole story was clearly ;P

    From sources, the one click software is nothing but AGAIN a website creator software that creates 9 different review sites in 3 various BIG niches on web and then there is training given on how to optimize and bring traffic to it with various techniques. Please count how many of such we had in past...Your fingers won't be enough to count even

    Newbies may found it exciting to try but pro's who already know this stuff and are making money good amount of money should think whether they need any software even now that will create website for them.



    PS. I wanted to say this for Stripped Down Profits - SEX SELLS :S
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  • Profile picture of the author Adam J Wagner
    As soon as I saw this, I was reminded of this gem from a while ago... The Rich 16-Year-Old's New Millionaire System
  • Profile picture of the author bluenetworx
    Jeremy is the real deal and this video review is the truth, I am sick and tired of all these BS products, they are nothing short from criminal and the warrior forum need to do the right thing and make a stand against this corruption....what happened to good old ethics eh???

    Jeremy is a champion!!!
    • Profile picture of the author jrafique
      Thanks Jeremy for giving me today's first laugh Looks like here some guys are more interested about commenting Haley rather product
  • Profile picture of the author steve-wilkins
    Genius from Jeremy!

    Perhaps it's time we should name and shame the people that sent us to this crap? I have personally received tons of emails this year for these types of products from a really well respected marketer ( I have no respect for him now ). The only reason I stayed on his list is because it was supposed to be a VIP list where I receive updates for a product of his I bought a while ago.

    I have sent replies asking why he is sending me this stuff but of course no response and I have now unsubscribed. But is that enough? Perhaps time for us all to name and shame? Love to hear thoughts.

    Thanks again Jeremy it's people like you that keep a lot of us from buying such awful products as this. You thought about setting up your own name and shame blog with reviews? I'm sure you would be a massive hit
  • Profile picture of the author Julie McElroy
    WOW! This was pure entertainment!! LOL.... "click one button" "no work" "Clickbank...whatever..." "I hit the Go button" to fuel her shopping.... riiiiiiight!!!

    I can't believe how IM has turned into an entertainment industry. This is by far the MOST entertaining video I have seen in the IM world!!! Worth it just for that! HA HA!! I love the threats she makes to the guru's family to get the "Secret software"

    Do you think she even knows what an algorithm is?

    I laughed out loud when she said people were talking about Wordpress plugins at the Spearmint Rhino! LOLLOL.. she should stick to stripping and "acting"...

    It is insulting as a female! AND an Internet marketer! I hope no one believes this crap!!!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author darrin_kuykendall
    This is the type of marketing where someone can successfully sue the owner of the product. It's clearly false advertising, promoting false hopes. Any investigative journalist would uncover that 1.) the home she moved in is a lie, 2.) the site is not even owned by her, and 3.) the story is made up. This is the type of marketing that is giving the industry a bad name.
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  • Profile picture of the author jrafique
    She is sending kisses towards members in the welcome video inside I don't know if this is something to do with IM
  • Profile picture of the author bravo75
    Funniest thing I've seen in a while. Can't stop laughing.
    • Profile picture of the author RB
      This is definitely comical. But there is a serious side to it too. I can't believe I had a supposedly highly regarded warrior recommend this to me. That's unfortunate because he would have gotten some business from me on what is supposedly his mark to fame.

      So, I decided to strip him of my subscription and purchases from him.

      If a push button method really exists, how could he not realize that fact makes his methods obsolete??

      Buyer beware.

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  • Profile picture of the author HiAbby
    I heard that the conversion rate is really high.

    I'm just so curious who is actually falling for these sickening products.

    I feel so sorry for them if they actually believe these work.
    • Profile picture of the author lesterlim85
      It seems like there are so many push button softwares launch on the market recently and almost all of them are b.s except that i heard Profit Monarch is pretty good.

      They are getting really creative with their stories and sales copy, and they deserve some creativity award or something.

      P.S. I still don't get who is the OT whom Jeremy has mentioned in his post. Any idea who's that guy?

      Cheers,
      Lester

      Originally Posted by HiAbby View Post

      I heard that the conversion rate is really high.

      I'm just so curious who is actually falling for these sickening products.

      I feel so sorry for them if they actually believe these work.
  • Profile picture of the author bravo75
    I can't believe anyone buys this stuff. Surly, even a complete newbie won't fall for this crap. Are they actually making sales?
  • Profile picture of the author Hamant
    Thanks Jeremy - I'll tell you - These guys are at it in the Forex Niche as well.
    I've been in Forex for over 15 years and the same thing is happening in there as well.
    Sometimes the same guys are in the videos in the same room without eve changing anything - but then people will buy this "****" - - I suspect that the " new " internet marketing newbies coming on the market in droves is so huge they are playing the numbers game.
    I wonder if people like Clickbank will even clamp down because I think they are going to bank easy cash even with the refunds because they can!
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  • Profile picture of the author homebse
    Jeremy,

    Thanks for the review. It was not only informative it was entertaining.

    Jackie
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  • Profile picture of the author Just_Mel
    Oh but come on guys, she has a BLOG to prove it's true and everything!!! And that's obviously legit: Haley Milano Becomes Millionaire at 29 - there's a WHOLE TWO POSTS!!! 'She' got rich on the 6th & launched on the 7th. (Oh sorry - prelaunched if you were one of the LUCKY ones!) And she's kind enough to share the product live today with all us other unlucky folks...

    And no one here is thankful. SHEESH! Some people.

    I am so overwhelmed at Oli's, (oops I mean Haley's!) generosity. :rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author money2k
    "Instead of Gyrating for my groceries, I have my own personal shopper" Man this Sh!t is funny. You can totally tell she is reading from cue cards. These HORRIBLE products need to stop. NOW!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author havaread
    Jeremy thanks for the awesome review bro!!!! LMAO I enjoyed every minute of it!! hahaha

    As for the girl in the vid, i didn't listen to her after a few minutes as I could smell the BS. I agree with Julie - Insults the female psych with her pitiful acting.

    Pfffttt ----- Whos gonna be the next IM idiot to get the samoan backdrop or the peoples elbow? hahaha...........
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  • Profile picture of the author Gary Simpson
    Oh dearie, dearie me.

    The IM scams are getting more and more audacious and UNbelievable by the day. No wonder IM is regarded with so much scorn, disbelief and disdain.

    Julie McIlroy alerted me to this latest sales page crud. And, before I forget, well done to Jeremy Kelsall for an informative and highly amusing expose of this.

    I did my own investigation and I have this to say:

    I watched a bit of Miss Droopy Eyes and I was sickened. It is just SO disgusting.

    How did they EVER get this past Clickbank? Huh?

    I've put sales pages up and their quality controllers have gone through them with a fine tooth comb and made me change all sorts of little things to comply with FTC rulings. I wonder if certain things were changed after it was examined by Clickbank - eg the ENTIRE PAGE!

    Here are some choice comments that I picked out:

    "My name is Haley Milano - you probably haven't heard that name before and there's a really good reason for that" - Yep. Probably because it's a false name. Why would ANYONE use their real name on something as abysmal as this?

    "I had no real skills..." - Yep. We can understand that.

    "Imagine how you’d feel you were rejected from 17 job interviews in a row..." Er... what sort of "jobs" were they? Head waitress? Head bar person? Well, she does use the word "suck" a lot - which is what the entire sales page does, so I guess it's appropriate.

    "I promise you...and I stake my entire reputation on this ONE promise..." WHAT REPUTATION??!!

    Now to the "PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF" on the sales page:

    1 - The photo of the "ballers" as good-ole Haley calls them... "bachelor-party-atlantic-city" Hmm, that's ODD! According to the Spearmint Rhino Home Page there is NO franchise of SR in Atlantic City. That's interesting...

    2 - She ALLEGEDLY bought her parents a house. That house - ie the "2_story_colonial_farm_house_1" can be found here:

    2_story_colonial_farm_house_1.jpg picture by Davey_013 - Photobucket

    3 - Then she retired (at 29) and ALLEGEDLY moved in to some swanky apartment. Duh! That photo - "29399440" - can be found here:

    FFFFOUND! | 29399440.JPG (JPEG Image, 600x400 pixels)

    So... 3 out of 3 - ALL BS.

    Just to finish off, here are some more "Haleyisms":

    "Strippers know more than you think" - LOL, I'll bet!

    "Couldn't get enough of me..." I did. 5 minutes was MORE than enough.

    "And It’s amazing what these guys will say and do to get in your pants..." Erm... nah. I can't say what I really wanna say about that.

    GOOD GRIEF. This is about as BAD as it gets. And several IMers have actually recommended this TRASH to me. Guess what? They won't be recommending anything else to me. Bye-bye scammers. I'm off to UNSUB your a**es.
  • Profile picture of the author hitesh93
    Super funny review Jeremy...as most can guess I won't be promoting it at all. However, I did want to point out that the software itself is well worth the $47...maybe even more. I haven't yet seen a review site builder that's this fast/flexible/optimized. Shame that they chose this method of promotion, they could've done alright with a not-so-blind copy for this.
    The upsell software is pretty cool too - builds a few thousand backlinks via auto-commenting very quickly. Between the two of them you COULD have a decent affiliate review site with incoming backlinks very quickly.
    • Profile picture of the author lesterlim85
      Hey Hitesh

      I agree with you. They should have been upfront of what they are actually offering so that people know what they are getting in the 1st place before buying. This can help to solve a lot of perception problems.

      But on the other hand, this will also affect their sales since their copy will not be that hyped up and enticing to their prospective clients. They are basically "selling the dream" like many product launches recently do.

      In my opinion, this is the most hyped up and mis-leading launch for the past few months. Moreover, they are using a fictitious character to promote this. What a shame!

      Lester

      Originally Posted by hitesh93 View Post

      Super funny review Jeremy...as most can guess I won't be promoting it at all. However, I did want to point out that the software itself is well worth the $47...maybe even more. I haven't yet seen a review site builder that's this fast/flexible/optimized. Shame that they chose this method of promotion, they could've done alright with a not-so-blind copy for this.
      The upsell software is pretty cool too - builds a few thousand backlinks via auto-commenting very quickly. Between the two of them you COULD have a decent affiliate review site with incoming backlinks very quickly.
    • Profile picture of the author Jeremy Kelsall
      Originally Posted by hitesh93 View Post

      However, I did want to point out that the software itself is well worth the $47...maybe even more. I haven't yet seen a review site builder that's this fast/flexible/optimized. Shame that they chose this method of promotion, they could've done alright with a not-so-blind copy for this.
      I agree with that.

      The actual software itself does appear to work well, and would definitely be a good tool for anyone that wanted to crank out a bunch of sites. Hell, if it was "sold" as a site creator, I might even have promoted it because it does have some features and things about it that I like better than some of the other tools that I have that do the same thing.

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