So, Admin, There *IS* a Catch

Ryan Gabriel · 08-06-2008, 01:04 PM

Anyone who payed to subscribe to The War Room, and was told it was a "one time fee-"

Looks like you were duped by Allen. Look under the payed subscriptions tab in your CP. Apparently, $37 only buys you a 20 year subscription to The War Room. pfft..

What happens in 2028, huh? We all have to pay again? Nice little scheme you got set up there, Monkey God!

pwebbiz · 08-06-2008, 01:05 PM

Oh no, I think the people that already paid have life memberships - now they're sold in 20 year chunks.

haha

KarlWarren · 08-06-2008, 01:05 PM

lol...

I'm sure you can ask for a refund in 2028

$37 will only be worth about 10c by then anyway.

Ken Strong · 08-06-2008, 01:08 PM

Yes, but it comes with a 20-year moneyback guarantee...just remember to ask for your refund on December 31, 2027.

John Taylor · 08-06-2008, 01:08 PM

It's a 20 year hedge fund designed to mature in time for Allen to retire and go and live.. Mmm, I think he already did that! ;-)

John

Karen Newton · 08-06-2008, 01:09 PM

LOL Ryan you had me going there for a minute... :P

Jose Delgado · 08-06-2008, 01:10 PM

LOL!

I'm sure Allen will be getting hundreds of refund requests on December 31, 2027

admin · 08-06-2008, 01:11 PM

LOL!..

We couldn't set it any higher. Not sure why but every time we tried it wouldn't let us..

Tim Russ · 08-06-2008, 01:11 PM

You Nut!

I wanna be you when I grow up!

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Taylor

It's a 20 year hedge fund designed to mature in time for Allen to retire and go and live.. Mmm, I think he already did that! ;-)

John

Arindam Chakraborty · 08-06-2008, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KenStrong

Yes, but it comes with a 20-year moneyback guarantee...just remember to ask for your refund on December 31, 2027.

If both the OP and the Monkey God even live until that time, that is!

Arindam

cupbucket · 11-19-2008, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KarlWarren

lol...

I'm sure you can ask for a refund in 2028

$37 will only be worth about 10c by then anyway.

I hope not, but maybe

cclou · 11-19-2008, 06:40 AM

Maybe Allen just doesn't think we'll live very long. So be sure to turn your computer off and exercise once in awhile. And drinking coffee while you check your email doesn't count as a nutritious diet. Try eating at a table with a loved one.

Mary Gallivan · 11-19-2008, 06:43 AM

If I don't live out the next 20 years will my next of kin get a refund?

Mary

Jigar Banker · 11-19-2008, 06:51 AM

It was only a matter of time before the great
Monkey God would be corrupted by greed.

ShayRockhold · 11-19-2008, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mary Gallivan

If I don't live out the next 20 years will my next of kin get a refund?

Mary

Just put it in your will and pass it along to the kids as part of your estate.

Shlomi Khutoretsky · 11-19-2008, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan Gabriel

Anyone who payed to subscribe to The War Room, and was told it was a "one time fee-"

Looks like you were duped by Allen. Look under the payed subscriptions tab in your CP. Apparently, $37 only buys you a 20 year subscription to The War Room. pfft..

What happens in 2028, huh? We all have to pay again? Nice little scheme you got set up there, Monkey God!

the world will come to its end and we all will be dead till then
unless someone will send the terminator to save the world

Steven Carl Kelly · 11-19-2008, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KarlWarren

I'm sure you can ask for a refund in 2028 $37 will only be worth about 10c by then anyway.

Actually, based on the online calculator I used, it will be worth $20.49.

MeTellYou · 11-19-2008, 08:05 AM

Man... for a moment I thought the guy was serious!

cesarsan · 11-19-2008, 08:20 AM

The world will end in 2012 according to the Mayans (or Aztecs, or whatever) so no problem.

Mavericks · 11-19-2008, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cesarsan

The world will end in 2012 according to the Mayans (or Aztecs, or whatever) so no problem.

The end of world don't worry me, but lost of 37 bucks ... huh lol

Melody · 11-19-2008, 08:57 AM

As I understand it - IMers age something like dogs - 1 yr in IM = 7 years in an offline business.

So based on that formula, 20 yrs is definitely a lifetime membership.

R Hagel · 11-19-2008, 09:07 AM

Had me going there for a moment too. I was already thinking, "oh gawd, not another complaint..."

Good one.

Bishop81 · 11-19-2008, 09:23 AM

Lol, in 20 years the average warrior age will probably be 9. They seem to be getting younger all the time...

Floyd Fisher · 11-19-2008, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan Gabriel

Anyone who payed to subscribe to The War Room, and was told it was a "one time fee-"

Looks like you were duped by Allen. Look under the payed subscriptions tab in your CP. Apparently, $37 only buys you a 20 year subscription to The War Room. pfft..

What happens in 2028, huh? We all have to pay again? Nice little scheme you got set up there, Monkey God!

I'd love to see how many of those credit cards on file are actually going to be any good by then.

NoBoss · 11-19-2008, 11:54 AM

.
Seems most here believe 20 yrs is a long time.

I wish that was true. But its not.

...Doug

Re-cycle · 11-19-2008, 11:56 AM

HA! by 2028 there will be Ameros, not Dollars!

jacktackett · 11-19-2008, 12:11 PM

I guess you didn't read the fine print....There's good news and bad news for you,

the good news is you're going to live until the year 2028,
the bad news is you won't be living past then ;-)

see - it pays to read the fine print eh?

:-) this post smiley captioned for the humor impaired :-)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan Gabriel

Anyone who payed to subscribe to The War Room, and was told it was a "one time fee-"

Looks like you were duped by Allen. Look under the payed subscriptions tab in your CP. Apparently, $37 only buys you a 20 year subscription to The War Room. pfft..

What happens in 2028, huh? We all have to pay again? Nice little scheme you got set up there, Monkey God!

Paul Hancox · 11-19-2008, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Re-cycle

HA! by 2028 there will be Ameros, not Dollars!

HA! By 2028 you'll be paying in Galactic Universal Dollars, not ameros - ameros will be old hat by then.

And I will be on my second mind-implant-book (or m-book as we'll call 'em) on How To Profit From Google's World Conquest.

mattp23 · 11-19-2008, 12:20 PM

What you don't know is in 20 years time there will be a huge world-wide surge in assassinations.

If you only live for another 20 years then it will be a lifetime membership!

Louis Raven · 11-19-2008, 12:48 PM

Allen, not cool dude!

All I have to do now is set my iPhone to remind me to cancel in 2027.

Hey in 2027 it will be the veteran room

zerofill · 11-19-2008, 01:06 PM

Well...if I am not retired by then...I quit anyway LOL

joblythe · 11-19-2008, 01:08 PM

This first surfaced on 6th August - and was left to go to sleep on that same day.

We've had a "bumper" or "post count stuffer" bring it back to life today.

Amazing how many people have responded since then.

All the best . . . . .

08-06-2008, 01:04 PM	#1
Ryan Gabriel Sleep = Cousin of Death War Room Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Illinois, USA Posts: 167 Thanks: 9 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Contact Info	*So, Admin, There IS* a Catch** Anyone who payed to subscribe to The War Room, and was told it was a "one time fee-" Looks like you were duped by Allen. Look under the payed subscriptions tab in your CP. Apparently, $37 only buys you a 20 year subscription to The War Room. pfft.. What happens in 2028, huh? We all have to pay again? Nice little scheme you got set up there, Monkey God!

08-06-2008, 01:05 PM	#2
pwebbiz HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Capital of the WORLD: New York City Posts: 440 Blog Entries: 4 Thanks: 25 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Oh no, I think the people that already paid have life memberships - now they're sold in 20 year chunks. haha
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11-19-2008, 06:40 AM	#12
cclou HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 121 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 36 Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts	*Re: So, Admin, There IS* a Catch** Maybe Allen just doesn't think we'll live very long. So be sure to turn your computer off and exercise once in awhile. And drinking coffee while you check your email doesn't count as a nutritious diet. Try eating at a table with a loved one.

11-19-2008, 06:43 AM	#13
Mary Gallivan Senior Warrior Member War Room Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birmingham, United Kingdom. Posts: 1,181 Thanks: 38 Thanked 48 Times in 26 Posts Social Networking	*Re: So, Admin, There IS* a Catch** If I don't live out the next 20 years will my next of kin get a refund? Mary

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Jigar Banker (pronounced Jigger) War Room Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Panama City, FL USA Posts: 392 Thanks: 3 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	*Re: So, Admin, There IS* a Catch** It was only a matter of time before the great Monkey God would be corrupted by greed.
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11-19-2008, 08:20 AM	#19
cesarsan HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Brazil Posts: 158 Thanks: 15 Thanked 16 Times in 12 Posts	*Re: So, Admin, There IS* a Catch** The world will end in 2012 according to the Mayans (or Aztecs, or whatever) so no problem.

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Melody Senior Warrior Member War Room Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Cincinnati, OH , USA. Posts: 3,422 Thanks: 292 Thanked 591 Times in 343 Posts	*Re: So, Admin, There IS* a Catch** As I understand it - IMers age something like dogs - 1 yr in IM = 7 years in an offline business. So based on that formula, 20 yrs is definitely a lifetime membership.
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Bishop81 Programmer Extraordinaire War Room Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Olathe, KS USA. Posts: 700 Thanks: 39 Thanked 30 Times in 26 Posts Social Networking	*Re: So, Admin, There IS* a Catch** Lol, in 20 years the average warrior age will probably be 9. They seem to be getting younger all the time...
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11-19-2008, 11:56 AM	#26
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