Technical Help Needed

Perhaps there is someone I can swap services with for a little while? I am knowledgeable re Internet Marketing stuff but have been totally bogged down with technical issues to the point where I simply need a find a suitable solution pretty jolly fast.

What I would like is someone skilled in the IT department to help fix up "general stuff. I need someone for 30 to 60 minutes a week for the next few months, while I get up and running and profitable. I do not have money but my skills might be able to help someone in return? I'm just asking because you don't know until you ask...

I have done autoresponders for people, am knowledgeable enough to get someone started in google adwords without losing much money (I lost $1000 learning that one, and why I say without losing much money is because we all know that sometimes it might be better off to pay more money at first while building your list), I write articles several times weekly for my own sites, I have a traffic geyser account (so could load up videos on behalf of someone if they were helping me out), let me see... what else am I good at?

I have been to four World Internet Summits and sat under the teaching of Armand Morin on many occasions. So I do have a clue about what I want to do. Again and again, the technical stuff has been holding me back. I get bogged down with trivial details and try to fix them myself due to lack of finance. But the breakthrough is coming VERY SOON. I can smell it...
Ask me if I can do it for you and chances are I will say yes.

I can do keyword research for you, I purchased Keyword Elite, I have bought everything to help me along the way. I just didn't account for the thousands I would end up spending on technicians along the way... (not joking)...

I have used Unique Article Wizard, although I am not a member at present. I could submit articles for someone using that if necessary.
Surely, some nice IT person can think of something I can do to help them??? But it has to be moral and legal (HA).

I'll even trade by giving away some of my precious resources if necessary. I have lots and lots and lots of stuff.... I have had success with Yahoo answers and I could do some posting for you if you wanted. I have made a bit of money through them and know a few tricks as well.

Examples of what I need done:
1) I got an email from Amember saying "there is a security problem". Please fix it... Huh? what am I supposed to do with an email like that? It may as well be written in Greek!
2) I need some tables on my sites squashed in a bit. When I go into the coding and change numbers, they revert back to the higher numbers again...
3) A button here and there changed from a link to a proper button (Belcher button, of course). I have my own copy

Come to think of it, I would willingly get rid of just about all of my resources for some technical help as I am that desperate.

If anyone has any other brilliant ideas, please feel free to email me.
Many thanks,

Kim

P.S. If it sounds like I am desperate, that's because I am. I hired a technician for four hours two weeks back, and all he did was muck things up on my site, duplicated my analytics so that now I have no stats for a month. I get into trouble because I pass my stuff around toooooo much. Am I the only one in the world with this problem?

P.P.S. If all else fails and you live in Australia, I bake great cakes!!!!!!!!!!!!