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Old 07-20-2009, 08:11 AM   #1
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Default Here's To Get Your Mojo Back..Marketing Explained

Was getting tired and feeling restless from all this campaign stuff that I decided to get a break..

Here's what I found drifting along the online universe...

Enjoy :-)

Marketing Explained


You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You go up to her and say, "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about it?"
That's Direct Marketing.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You give your friend a buck. She goes up and says "Hi, my friend over there is great in bed, how about it?"
That's Advertising.

You go to a party and see an attractive girl across the room. You somehow get her mobile number. You call and chat her up a while and then say "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"
That's Tele-Marketing.

You go to a party and see an attractive girl across the room. You recognize her. You walk up to her, refresh her memory and get her to laugh and giggle and then suggest, "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"
That's......

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Do you have some too :-)

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Old 07-20-2009, 03:27 PM   #2
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Default Re: Here's To Get Your Mojo Back..Marketing Explained

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I like it.
I hate one liners.

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Here's what I found drifting along the online universe...
Dude, wonderful read. My IM students will love it, will pass your URL along them,, hope you don't mind



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Old 07-20-2009, 04:12 PM   #3
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Haha, some of those are hilarious!!
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