An experiment

I'm starting a couple experiments and want to see what the community input is on this.

All these experiments make the following assumptions:

You have no money & no job
You have Internet Access somewhere, home, coffee shop, whatever
You have a working computer
You have some skill, but nothing fancy, no programming skills, don't really know how to make a site, etc.
You have a debit card, but again, no money on it
You do have some real world skills, some communication skills, can write decently
You have some stuff you can sell, but not much and not for much <-- personal stuff, as in you can sell stuff on Craigslist to raise some money
You have 5 days before "they" start shutting off utilities, etc.
Finally, You have never done this stuff before, really no knowledge or experience, basic basic basic.

Okay, so I want to run 3 separate experiments and see how they fair.

Suggestions?

Here's my first that I've already setup:
Facebook ad + Affiliate offer + copy and paste
Here the idea is simple. Find an affiliate offer, create a Facebook targeted ad, and I mean really targeted, copy and paste the basic headline from the salespage and use the images from the salespage if available for your ad. Create a quick facebook page for the offer. $5/day budget, bid for clicks to site using impression for bids...not per click.

I need 2 more, ideas??