Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation

Harvey Segal · 07-26-2009, 03:24 AM

Here at the Warrior forum we read stories of members in
desperate plights, living in poverty, maybe having lost
their life savings or been ripped off - and also triumphant
stories as they rise from adversity.

I doubt if any of these can rival the affiliate who reached
the end of his tether and was probably near suicidal when he
wrote to me

"Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation"

The wonderful news is that I am pleased to say his problem
is now solved

And because of this I am hoping this post does not get moved
off topic but remains - maybe even as a sticky - to serve as
an inspiration for Warriors in the years to come.

(Allow me also to self congratulate myself in being able to
help him in this matter).

The details of his plight make really harrowing reading.

I was in two minds whether to reveal them here.

I suggest you may wish to turn away now if you are of a weak
disposition.

Others read on - and learn this lesson.

==> There's always someone worse off than you.

So here goes ...

Here are the circumstances which made him cry out in desperation

"Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation"

* He was having a problem logging in to my affiliate center
* After paying for a $3 product

Harvey

JayXtreme · 07-26-2009, 03:45 AM

Good morning Harvey

Are you watching the racing today?....

artwebster · 07-26-2009, 03:46 AM

Hi, Harvey,

I have been in such a situation for several years now and would have been interested to read how you helped. Seems your post was trunkated.

Kyle Tully · 07-26-2009, 03:47 AM

When you sell a $3 product, you attract a $3 customer

Harvey Segal · 07-26-2009, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayXtreme

Good morning Harvey

Are you watching the racing today?....

Errr ... I'm not a racing fan, but even if I was I need
to spend quality time with that affiliate.

Harvey

Harvey Segal · 07-26-2009, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by artwebster

Hi, Harvey,

I have been in such a situation for several years now and would have been interested to read how you helped. Seems your post was trunkated.

Art,

It's not truncated.

I've added the problem in small text.

Harvey

JayXtreme · 07-26-2009, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harvey.Segal

Errr ... I'm not a racing fan, but even if I was I need
to spend quality time with that affiliate.

Harvey

LOL... I can understand the need. You really should stop everything else to ensure no further problems arise.

Have a great Sunday anyways, dude.

Peace

Jay

nimcus38318 · 07-26-2009, 04:43 AM

Harvey,
You crack me up!

geolt7 · 07-26-2009, 05:01 AM

LOL. That's a good one. Made my day!

Aren't you glad he didn't asked for refund?!

JayXtreme · 07-26-2009, 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle Tully

When you sell a $3 product, you attract a $3 customer

Touche!

Jay

GuerrillaIM · 07-26-2009, 05:23 AM

A women once called the police because she ordred a £20 electronic product on friday after my office hours and didn't receive instant confirmation or reply to her email.

We thought it was pretty funny when we got the mesage on the monday.

Justin Mandel · 07-26-2009, 09:48 AM

Holy Toledo.

It's just simply amazing how people think!

Robyn8243 · 07-26-2009, 09:55 AM

Great story telling....you had me riveted until the end.

It is amazing the tiny things that some people react to as
if it is the end of the world.

Robyn

David_Thompson · 07-26-2009, 10:03 AM

That's true mate, when you feel you're at your last their is someone always
already there or been there and done that...

Harvey, I guess the next thing is how did you guys solve that
terrible situation?

--David

hamzagee · 07-26-2009, 10:08 AM

“* He was having a problem logging in to my affiliate center
* After paying for a $3 product”
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What kind the problem is this? And how can be solved?

Sara Young · 07-26-2009, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hamzagee

“* He was having a problem logging in to my affiliate center
* After paying for a $3 product”

What kind the problem is this? And how can be solved?

Charge more for the product!

LOL

hamzagee · 07-26-2009, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robyn8243

Great story telling....you had me riveted until the end.

It is amazing the tiny things that some people react to as
if it is the end of the world.

Robyn

I agree with Robyn why it was used that someone was probably near to suicidal action?

Lloyd Buchinski · 07-26-2009, 06:49 PM

I was doing reception at a police station when a woman came in sobbing proliferously (or something like that). I was worried about even asking her what happened but she managed to tell me enough about her problem so I could send her to the right department. Her bicycle had been stolen.

About 20 minutes later after filling out the report she came out, still sobbing and I guess it must have been the worst thing that ever happened to her up to that point.

If she ever joins the same dating website that your guy uses, the software will match them up in 0.0001 milliseconds.

J Elizabeth Dize · 07-26-2009, 06:59 PM

Thank you for the laugh :-) I'm so glad you were able to save that person from a desperate situation.

ETA: I'm still cracking up 5 minutes later

rhondaklewis · 07-26-2009, 10:01 PM

"I suggest you may wish to turn away now if you are of a weak
disposition".
Man, you are crazy! I was actually debating whether or not to continue reading. I am very sensitive

Very funny

artwebster · 07-27-2009, 01:47 AM

Obviously this went straight over my head.

Vince N · 07-27-2009, 03:14 AM

haha nice story, got me worked up a little. i thought someone recovered from cancer or something!

i've always been surprised at the fact that higher paying customers cause less of a trouble than low paying customers even though logic should dictate otherwise

Mike Hersh · 07-27-2009, 04:45 AM

That's a good one Harvey

I guess this guy will be a customer for life....

Being in such a situation for newbies can be sometimes toooooooo frustrating.

Mike G

07-26-2009, 03:24 AM	#1
Harvey Segal Mr SuperTips War Room Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: United Kingdom. Posts: 3,754 Thanks: 39 Thanked 631 Times in 263 Posts	Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation Here at the Warrior forum we read stories of members in desperate plights, living in poverty, maybe having lost their life savings or been ripped off - and also triumphant stories as they rise from adversity. I doubt if any of these can rival the affiliate who reached the end of his tether and was probably near suicidal when he wrote to me "Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation" The wonderful news is that I am pleased to say his problem is now solved And because of this I am hoping this post does not get moved off topic but remains - maybe even as a sticky - to serve as an inspiration for Warriors in the years to come. (Allow me also to self congratulate myself in being able to help him in this matter). The details of his plight make really harrowing reading. I was in two minds whether to reveal them here. I suggest you may wish to turn away now if you are of a weak disposition. Others read on - and learn this lesson. ==> There's always someone worse off than you. So here goes ... Here are the circumstances which made him cry out in desperation "Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation" * He was having a problem logging in to my affiliate center * After paying for a $3 product Harvey

07-26-2009, 03:45 AM	#2
JayXtreme Lookin at You.... War Room Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Out Of My Mind - Brandy Too Posts: 4,120 Blog Entries: 3 Thanks: 2,885 Thanked 1,344 Times in 710 Posts Social Networking	Re: Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation Good morning Harvey Are you watching the racing today?....
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07-26-2009, 03:46 AM	#3
artwebster Brutal honesty's me Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Coín, Spain Posts: 1,032 Blog Entries: 4 Thanks: 33 Thanked 251 Times in 138 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation Hi, Harvey, I have been in such a situation for several years now and would have been interested to read how you helped. Seems your post was trunkated.
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07-26-2009, 03:47 AM	#4
Kyle Tully ConsultingTycoon.com War Room Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Vaucluse, Australia. Posts: 2,343 Thanks: 98 Thanked 268 Times in 128 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation When you sell a $3 product, you attract a $3 customer
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07-26-2009, 04:43 AM	#8
nimcus38318 Active Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: , , USA. Posts: 79 Thanks: 92 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts Social Networking	Re: Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation Harvey, You crack me up!

07-26-2009, 05:01 AM	#9
geolt7 Blogging Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Singapore Posts: 188 Thanks: 1 Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts	Re: Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation LOL. That's a good one. Made my day! Aren't you glad he didn't asked for refund?!
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GuerrillaIM One Man Army War Room Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: London, UK Posts: 1,889 Thanks: 93 Thanked 308 Times in 181 Posts	Re: Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation A women once called the police because she ordred a £20 electronic product on friday after my office hours and didn't receive instant confirmation or reply to her email. We thought it was pretty funny when we got the mesage on the monday.

07-26-2009, 09:48 AM	#12
Justin Mandel Trust Establisher War Room Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Long Island, NY. Posts: 2,968 Thanks: 526 Thanked 170 Times in 127 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation Holy Toledo. It's just simply amazing how people think!
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07-26-2009, 09:55 AM	#13
Robyn8243 HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 355 Thanks: 77 Thanked 77 Times in 47 Posts	Re: Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation Great story telling....you had me riveted until the end. It is amazing the tiny things that some people react to as if it is the end of the world. Robyn

07-26-2009, 10:03 AM	#14
David_Thompson Senior Warrior Member War Room Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden. Posts: 2,954 Thanks: 81 Thanked 82 Times in 61 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation That's true mate, when you feel you're at your last their is someone always already there or been there and done that... Harvey, I guess the next thing is how did you guys solve that terrible situation? --David
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07-26-2009, 10:08 AM	#15
hamzagee Warrior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 28 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation “* He was having a problem logging in to my affiliate center * After paying for a $3 product” By Harveye Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> What kind the problem is this? And how can be solved?

07-26-2009, 06:49 PM	#18
Lloyd Buchinski copy and paste geek War Room Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Calgary Posts: 1,390 Thanks: 68 Thanked 167 Times in 139 Posts	Re: Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation I was doing reception at a police station when a woman came in sobbing proliferously (or something like that). I was worried about even asking her what happened but she managed to tell me enough about her problem so I could send her to the right department. Her bicycle had been stolen. About 20 minutes later after filling out the report she came out, still sobbing and I guess it must have been the worst thing that ever happened to her up to that point. If she ever joins the same dating website that your guy uses, the software will match them up in 0.0001 milliseconds.
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07-26-2009, 06:59 PM	#19
J Elizabeth Dize That Girl War Room Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: , , . Posts: 1,813 Blog Entries: 4 Thanks: 425 Thanked 285 Times in 152 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation Thank you for the laugh :-) I'm so glad you were able to save that person from a desperate situation. ETA: I'm still cracking up 5 minutes later

07-26-2009, 10:01 PM	#20
rhondaklewis HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: , Georgia , USA. Posts: 404 Thanks: 132 Thanked 22 Times in 22 Posts	Re: Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation "I suggest you may wish to turn away now if you are of a weak disposition". Man, you are crazy! I was actually debating whether or not to continue reading. I am very sensitive Very funny

07-27-2009, 01:47 AM	#21
artwebster Brutal honesty's me Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Coín, Spain Posts: 1,032 Blog Entries: 4 Thanks: 33 Thanked 251 Times in 138 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation Obviously this went straight over my head.
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07-27-2009, 03:14 AM	#22
Vince N Active Warrior Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 40 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation haha nice story, got me worked up a little. i thought someone recovered from cancer or something! i've always been surprised at the fact that higher paying customers cause less of a trouble than low paying customers even though logic should dictate otherwise

07-27-2009, 04:45 AM	#23
Mike Hersh Copywriter War Room Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The Dark Basement Posts: 553 Thanks: 10 Thanked 56 Times in 39 Posts	Re: Affilate says: Oh! God, I never knew that I would be in such a situation That's a good one Harvey I guess this guy will be a customer for life.... Being in such a situation for newbies can be sometimes toooooooo frustrating. Mike G
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