Allen Says, John Reese: I am so disappointed!

by Kevin Riley

Posted: 16 years ago 15 replies

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Traffic Secrets 2 arrived today.

Oh, wait! I'm not dissapointed in it. Thump factor alone is impressive, and I think my poor little FedEx dude has got a hernia.

I looked inside, and it looks like I'm going to have fun this evening going through all this.

SO, WHY AM I DISAPPOINTED?

I had the cigars all ready to go, good Scotch set aside, and those two lovely young women to wait on you -- and you never showed. Imagine my disappointment opening the door and seeing just the FedEx guy.

Of course, he's happy. He's sitting in my living room now, smoking a fine cigar and grinning from ear to ear as two very beautiful young women pour his Scotch for him.

BTW

Thanks! Been a long time since I won a prize and I feel like a kid at Christmas time. Thank you very much.

#allen #disappointed #john #reese

DougBarger 16 years ago

Yeah, Kevin,

You're not kidding man.

Talk about thud factor

5 pound box!
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- Tirmizi 16 years ago
  
  thats only the half story , what happened next
  
  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  
  ;p
  
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  Kevin Riley 16 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Tirmizi
  
  thats only the half story , what happened next
  
  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  
  ;p
  
  Sorry, I can't divulge anything about the massage the FedEx guy got. He's married and has sworn me to secrecy.
  
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  admin Administrator 16 years ago
  
  That reminds me...I need all the winners emails so you can get access to the online part. I forgot about that..
  
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  AndrewCavanagh 16 years ago
  
  Were there hamsters there as well?
  
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  samstephens 16 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kevin Riley
  
  Sorry, I can't divulge anything about the massage the FedEx guy got. He's married and has sworn me to secrecy.
  
  You DO give a wicked massage, Kev
  
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  darrenolander 16 years ago
  
  Definitely great packaging... I'm on Disc 3 now too... seems like it will take quite a while to get through everything (and apply it as I go to my business) and I have NO problem with that!
  
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  Chris Monty 16 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kevin Riley
  
  Sorry, I can't divulge anything about the massage the FedEx guy got. He's married and has sworn me to secrecy.
  
  Oh no. Are we going "Brokeback" here? ::covers eyes::
  
  Now I know how women feel when they watch a horror movie.
  
  "Is it safe to look now?"
  
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  Takuya Hikichi 16 years ago
  
  Kevin,
  
  Do they have FedEx in Japan now? Do they drive around those purple trucks and everything?
  
  My brother drives for the Blackcat Yamato Transportation and saying something about UPS buying them.
  
  I just can't imagine Japanese people wearing the brown and purple uniforms, driving around and delivering boxes.
  
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Angela V. Edwards 16 years ago

Have YOU ever seen Allen Says? Ever seen a picture of him? How do you know the FedEx guy WASN'T Allen Says?
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- Kevin Riley 16 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Angela V. Edwards
  
  Have YOU ever seen Allen Says? Ever seen a picture of him? How do you know the FedEx guy WASN'T Allen Says?
  
  No hair on his back.
  
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  Bev Clement 16 years ago
  
  Did you send the man to HK Kevin, mine hasn't arrived yet. Calling the fedex man, I'm in Hong Kong the place where some of the Olympics are being held
  
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  JamesPenn 16 years ago
  
  I'd also like to add my thanks to Allen and John for my free copy. I spent most of the day going through it yesterday and I'm still on disk 3. I have tons of notes and ideas, and just know it's going to make all the difference to my business.
  
  Thanks again
  
  PS. Allen, you don't need my email address, I sent Andy an email and he got me set up pretty quick.
  
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  Tyler Ellison 16 years ago
  
  Oh, to trade places with the FedEx guy, for just one delivery...
  
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- Tamer 16 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Angela V. Edwards
  
  Have YOU ever seen Allen Says? Ever seen a picture of him? How do you know the FedEx guy WASN'T Allen Says?
  
  LOL
  That's the first idea that came to my mind
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