What everyone wants, and how to get it!

by rbates
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Everyone here wants to make money online - right?

Some of us have, many haven't.

I keep seeing questions asking how to make $25 a day,
$300 a month, millions in two weeks, etc.

Of course no one on this forum has ever offered any suggestions,
or good information on how to make a few dollars, obviously.

I do say obviously, because if someone has put up that kind of
information, then it would certainly show up with a simple "How-To"
in the "Search" function, wouldn't it?

So, since everyone who is attempting to do the online money thing
has searched their butts off for answers, and found nothing, I thought
that I would throw in my two cents (we know what that's worth these days).

So, here are the steps (in order) to follow if you are still asking
the "Warriors" about how to make money, and are not seeing
any results.

1. Since many of you are not rank beginners (I can tell by the
400 to 4000 posts you have), you already know about
squeeze pages, giving away something stupid (like a cheap,
over-written PLR PDF) for an email, and having the web site
and auto-responder, driving traffic, etc. But, you know that
none of that stuff works anyway, so don't bother with it.

2. The second thing that you need to do is to go directly to your
email, and make sure that you check out every offer that you
see in your inbox. This is very important. Not only will you
be certain to never miss one of those really "Great Deals"
that you will never use, but your time will be spent on doing
something very productive.

3. Next you need to go to the Warrior Forum "Special Offers"
section. Here you will find an literal plethora (a bunch) of
cool offers for all kinds of things that will make you a
top-notch marketer. You will see headlines with words
like "Can't Miss", "Done for you", "Crazy Easy", "Profits
in day", and so forth.

Now, here is where the REAL work is, you need to make
a decision. Choose the best of the best from either (not both)
your emails, or the Special Offers. Make certain that it is
going to cost you at least $997 or it may not be worth it, but
buy it. GET IT NOW!

4. Now, Check it out, think about how you can use it,
Mess with it, play with it, but don't actually implement
anything, you know it won't work anyway.

5. Go back asking questions on the forum. DO NOT ever
use the search function to find an answer. It is much easier
to have people tell you things that won't work.


I do know that some people who are starting out know very little,
but that little search thingy might still come in handy.

I may not be around for a while, so gripe about my post
as much as you want.

I now spend more time actually working on traffic, writing content,
updating, ignoring emails and offers, and not asking questions on the
Warrior Forum to which I already know the answers (at least I actually
did use the little search "Thingy" - on occasion).


Good luck (and effort) to all!
  • Profile picture of the author ryanbiddulph
    I'd add Rb to change the "need" to "want" to change your energy. Just because when you pull back and open up, you will stop craving getting so much, and focus more of giving of your time and talents, moving from a space of manipulation to co-creation.
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    • Profile picture of the author Michael Meaney
      Originally Posted by ryanbiddulph View Post

      I'd add Rb to change the "need" to "want" to change your energy. Just because when you pull back and open up, you will stop craving getting so much, and focus more of giving of your time and talents, moving from a space of manipulation to co-creation.
      This is spot on. When you shift from what you can take, and move into what you can give, that's when things start to come together.
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    • Profile picture of the author rbates
      Originally Posted by ryanbiddulph View Post

      I'd add Rb to change the "need" to "want" to change your energy. Just because when you pull back and open up, you will stop craving getting so much, and focus more of giving of your time and talents, moving from a space of manipulation to co-creation.
      Like I said at the end of my rant, I don't get on this (or any other)
      forum much. I'm so glad that I managed to find this post again.

      Everyone here wants to make money online - right?
      So, Ryan, what am I missing? Did you actually read what I wrote?

      You are welcome to change "Need" to "Want" to "WTF" if you wish to,
      because the post was NOT meant seriously.

      Try again my fellow marketer. This time, smile!
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  • Profile picture of the author spartan14
    Very nice but paying 997$ its not to apealing for me and i think for many people who just starting
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    • Profile picture of the author rbates
      Originally Posted by spartan14 View Post

      Very nice but paying 997$ its not to apealing for me and i think for many people who just starting
      Spartan - it is refreshing to know that you don't want to
      spend $997 on anything marketing related, especially
      when you are first starting out.

      There may be a few things that are worth that kind
      of money, but you first need to figure out what is
      going on in the internet world - and not from all
      of your hyped emails.

      Most of what is being sold in this marketplace (and
      elsewhere) regarding getting started online is
      already available on this forum.

      OOPS! SORRY MARKETERS!

      Anyway, good luck, and keep your $997
      in your pocket.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mark Singletary
    Apparently I'm the only one that took this as tongue in cheek.

    Mark
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    • Profile picture of the author SARubin
      It works!!!

      I just used the search thingy, and typed in...
      "how to make $25 a day, $300 a month, millions in two weeks" and it brought me right to this post

      I can now clearly see my path to internet kabillions

      Just to show I'm $1 more committed than anyone else. I'm setting aside $998 for a bright new shiny program that will make all my dreams come true (without any effort on my part)

      Originally Posted by Mark Singletary View Post

      Apparently I'm the only one that took this as tongue in cheek.

      Mark
      No, you're not the only one who got a chuckle out of reading it
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  • Profile picture of the author Clarence Chan
    You have a nice way of putting your message across. When I first read your post, I thought, "You've got to be kidding...". Then I realize you've put everything in the 'opposite'. So if you're reading this post and it confuses you, just think of every point as the opposite of what is written. For example, you don't have to buy a product costing at least $997. That's not an excuse to buy worthless products, but it does not have to be so expensive.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    Very nice but paying 997$ its not to apealing for me and i think for many people who just starting
    You totally missed the message and humor in the post - but felt compelled to answer anyway. Come on....

    I thought, "You've got to be kidding...".
    Well, yeah....

    We've reached the point where simple humor must be explained? Not good. But I enjoyed the chuckle - spot on.
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  • Profile picture of the author JohnMcCabe
    Originally Posted by Mark Singletary View Post

    Apparently I'm the only one that took this as tongue in cheek.

    Mark
    When I read the first couple of points, all I could think was 'Lord, it must suck to be you'. As I kept reading, I caught on and chuckled. Give me a break, it's sunday afternoon and my brain spends a lot of time in idle...
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  • Profile picture of the author rbates
    All that I can say is "Thank You" my fellow marketers.

    I knew when I wrote the craziness that someone would
    likely take it seriously. If you did not take it as silliness,
    then you probably did not read the entire post. (It was
    a bit long-winded).

    I am relieved to know that at least a few of you
    managed to smile.
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