Top 51 Funny Headlines Swipe File For Spam Marketing Male Enhancement Products

[bobsilber]

Top 51 Funny Headlines Swipe File For Spam Marketing Male Enhancement Products

It took me less than a week to collect these, so that averages about 10 of them a day, in my spam folder. One of my favorites was, "If you had a gold fish, you would ask for a bigger instrument," whatever that means.

The longer your instrument is the more power it has.
The longer your love instrument is, the longer the pleasure lasts.
She wants it, make her need it
Women would be begging to take a picture of your fantastic rod.
Fix engine of desire
Guys with big devices never have to lick up for their fault.
If you want to upgrade your masculinity, start from your penis size.
Enhancing your rod will be the best gift
New jerking method
You hate your male friend? After enlargement it can become your best friend.
There are no limits for sheer pleasure!
Women never get bored in bed with a well-endowed man.
Some men were lucky to be born with a big penis, but some can easily get it.
She'll WANT it 24/7!
Erection for sexual activity
She'll love the new growth "down there"
Size matters above the other male characteristics.
Best Love Gifts
You can not only make your tool look bigger, you can actually make it bigger.
You can trick the nature and make a monster out of your timid animal.
Women always check the size of your tool first.
Be a real man ? biggiesize your device.
If you dont feel like just being average
Still working-jerking?
If you had a gold fish, you would ask for a bigger instrument.
The most passionate lovers are the men with big hoses.
Women love making love with monsters even when it hurts.
Even the shyest girls like it thick and long.
The longer your tool is the shorter the way to popularity.
If you want to upgrade your masculinity, start from your penis size.
Your ex will be begging for a second chance if you enlarge your tool.
More inches in your pants, less steps to success.
Make her want it
Come asap!!!
Where will you come?
Don't panic, I've found solution
Your tiny dimensions make you feel an incomplete man?
By enlarging your instrument you will manage to keep up your good name.
Every man wishes he could have just a few extra inches down there.
Your bed is empty? Maybe you should enlarge your little friend.
Your tremendous penis will always be on her mind.
This thing's mission
Nothing gives more confidence than a big device.
Change your little pecker to enormous beast.
Having a bigger tool is not a dream, it?s reality.
Make sure that you made your woman happy tonight.
Make your immunity your armor
Don't be embarrassed of your failures in bed
Having a big beast in your pants will make you a beast in bed.
Nothing heals better!
The more inches you have the more times your lady will hit the point.
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[robvegas626]

This is totally hilarious. How do they come up with this crap? They must use some type of spinner...they enter words like "beast," "rod" and instrument and then generate endless crappy headlines.

I don't know how these headlines can possibly spark any good ideas for writing effective headlines, but they sure are funny...

[mikestenger]

This is great. I'd love to see someone with a decent list test one of these out with a regular email LOL

One of my favorites: Having a big beast in your pants will make you a beast in bed.

[Bjarne Eldhuset]

Almost all of those headlines starts with saying "You have got a problem" and ends with "but worry not, our product can fix your problem and make you happy bla bla". Thats selling 101.