OMG This is the worst autoresponder i have EVER received!

[dsmpublishing]

Hi guys

i just had an email a few moments ago and i had to share this with you...

You are receiving this email as 30daysofchristmas member.
Unsubcription link can be found at the bottom of this email.

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Dear Samantha

We have just opened new PLR site

Site will be in pre-Launch until 10 october. You
can lock low price while site is in pre-Launch.

After Pre-launch price will go up.

We will accept only 250 Members and then will
stop taking new members until some of our members
leave membership.

Will be added Minimum 2 or 3 PLR Products every
month.

Bonuses will be included 10 Articles and Audio
book with each ebook.

You can join here

To your future succcess.

Regards

i have removed their links as i dont think they deserve promoting!
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and now for the problem i joined this list last christmas and apart from the free ebook i signed up for originally as at the time i was checking out jv giveaways this is the first contact i have had.

They have waited since November last year to email me with any offers whatsoever. No wonder they have placed the unsubscribe details at the top as they cant possibly have any relationship going with this list.

i actually contacted them about it and they said that the reason why they left it so long is because they were told that their list must be 2,500 in size before they will make even a single sale from it.

I am totally gobsmacked - yes you wont make a large income from a smaller list but you will get sales from lists of 100+ and the whole point for me is building up a good relationship with my list and offering them value. Just imagine how many unsubscribes this guy is going to get most people will do so because they dont remember joining and think its a spammer.

So how long have you waited from signing up for a freebie to getting an email back?

kind regards


sam
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[seoFool]

That's classically hilarious *L*

[kevinhauff]

OMG That's hilarious and disgraceful.

[Troy_Phillips]

Well it is nice to know that you will get 2 or 3 prl products per month.

Why would they ever think about saying they would freeze membership a 250 until some members dropped out .

Should have just said " will be adding a new member every time an old member realizes our junk sux :-)


I have list with less than 100 members in some newer niches and I have not tried to sell to them yet . I have give them a lot of stuff others would sell.

The longest I have waited to get a follow up has probably never been over a couple of days .

[Nic Lynn]

All your autoresponder are belong to us!

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If you don't get the reference, just google "all your base are belong to us""... don't forget to check out the 4 minute youtube video

[kendrickyi]

omg is that Engrish?... I mean, english?
I always get someone to proofread my emails before sending them out just in case i made some grammatical error somewhere.

[Kevin AKA Hubcap]

Their technique could definitely be improved but I give them credit for stepping out.

English is obviously not their first language and they probably knew they'd screw something up but they put it out anyway.

I took French for a number of years and I'm sure if I had to write an auto responder sequence in french it wouldn't be much better than that but it would start me on the road to improvement.

Kevin

[Traffic-Bug]

I dont somehow see anything wrong with this type of autopresponder. It is just a type of 'blatant selling' but still if people are after that kind of product they wouldnt mind, because the producet sells because of in-contained value, not because of attractive advertising.

[dsmpublishing]

Hi kendrickyi

Well i have removed the persons name because i didnt think it was the place to publish it but i will say it was an asian name. Having said that ive been on asian lists in the past and the english has been great and my webdesigner is brazilian and his english is amazing.

kind regards


sam
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[dsmpublishing]

Hi traffic bug!

im not complaining about the email just how long it has taken them to send it - i joined the list nearly a year ago and this is the first message they have sent to me.

A clear sign of missing out on money just sat there!

kind regards


sam
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[dsmpublishing]

Hi kevin

i totally agree i am learning portuguese at the moment and can write is rather well. However my speaking of it is awful so i wouldnt do a video in portuguese as they would certainly laugh at me.

kind regards


sam
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[dsmpublishing]

Hi troy

it totally depends what niche i am in - i always send out the first three a day apart and then after that it varies.

For example my make money online niche goes out every four days and the food niche is every 8 days. Both work really well and i have always found that you need to build up a relationship with them asap so would never even dream of leaving it a month.

kind regards


sam
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[Alican Yenidogan]

Did you unsubscribe? This is actually funny..

[dsmpublishing]

Hi alican

yes i sure did - after i had started this thread and copied the message over. It just makes you wonder who is filling their head with the story that you have to wait so many months or until you have so many subscribers before you mail your list!

kind regards


sam
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[Alican Yenidogan]

He will evantually understand. I would launch even if I had 100 subscribers. It's not always about the money but the reputation..

Alican

[dsmpublishing]

Hi alican

because i use the followup message feature on aweber and build up messages i often have 10 in place before i even create a webform as i love to be ready for my launch. I will then add to them as i go.

When i started my very first list though via ebay i contacted them within 30 days and then emailed them on a regular basis and if memory is accurate that was about 150 subscribers at the time.

kind regards


sam
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[Jay White]

This is why I do what I do. And teach what I teach.

The importance of email copy cannot be understated. I see so many marketers focus on their sales letter copy with extreme ferocity, then throw their emails and autorersponders out there with little to no thought.

As Dennis Leary says in they NFL Sunday ticket commercial, "Don't be that guy".

[Sarge]

LOl, that is funny.

I just wanted to make sure it wasn't mine....

Sarge

[Marc Rodill]

Dear Samantha,

This is the first time I am contacting you
in over a year, but this is important:

If you would like to buy our stuff, please
do so now. Because if you don't, I'm
going to make you pay more later.

But only 250 people will be allowed to
pay us at first.

When our members decide to cancel our
service, then we will let you know that
you have the opportunity to pay us
again for our crap. I mean, stuff.

We add 2-3 products every month, but
don't expect us to give you any details
about these products. Just buy them.

They are top-top.

But we will give you some articles and
ebooks and stuff if you decide to give
us some money now.

You can give us your money here:

LINK

To my success.

Regards,

Marc

[copywarrior]

LOL.That's totally crazy!

[dsmpublishing]

Hi sarge

lol i would always click on a thread like this to make sure it wasnt me either. The lucky thing is that ive referred a lot of my subscribers to the forum so they always tell me when im mentioned before i know about it myself!

kind regards


sam
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[dsmpublishing]

Hi jay

i understand what you mean - ive recently joined a new email marketing site and ive seen some really funny ones.

What amuses me the most is when they use the first name bit at the beginning and dont check that its working first.

kind regards


sam
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[dsmpublishing]

Hi marc

i love your new version it just shows how much better it can be done even after a year!

kind regards


sam
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