Remove your site from Google or I'll sue!

Brent Turner · 10-09-2009, 05:15 AM

Hey warriors,

So I'm having a quiet Friday night in.. bored as batsh!t and I jump on digg and find this.. it's hilarious. I'm sure many of you will get a kick out of it.

Original link:
Remove Your Site From Google or I?ll Sue MakeUseOf.com (not affiliated)

CDarklock · 10-09-2009, 05:21 AM

Hysterical, but when I hit "next" and found this, it was dethroned:

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s Gmail Inbox MakeUseOf.com

nimcus38318 · 10-09-2009, 05:26 AM

Both of those are a riot. The inbox is especially funny when you read each and every subject line.

Who has the time to make these up? They're great!

iplusgold · 10-09-2009, 05:28 AM

OMG thats sooo funnny....the weird thing is a while back I actually had some webmaster send me a similar message...I might try and dig it out for posterity sakes lol

FBisMoney · 10-09-2009, 06:07 AM

Lol @ this thread hahaha thanks for the laugh boys n gals.

sbucciarel · 10-09-2009, 07:55 AM

that's hilarious.

dsmpublishing · 10-09-2009, 07:58 AM

Hi brent

youve made my friday!!!

i absolutely love it - i cant believe someone would do that!

kind regards

sam
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Wendy Krick · 10-09-2009, 08:00 AM

OMG! That is too funny!

Amir.S · 10-09-2009, 08:05 AM

So let me get this right,
All I have to do if I want to rank for a keyword is email the site owners to remove their sites so that my site can move up the serps. WOW I never thought of that, now thats what I call thinking way outside the box, forget link wheels long live emails. lol

Mike Hersh · 10-09-2009, 08:42 AM

I'm shocked, seriously.

I never saw anything more rude than this in my entire life.

Thanks for making me laugh.

Mike G

shermancox · 10-09-2009, 09:14 AM

Looks like a new keyword marketing technique...

find a keyword...

threaten to sue those who rank for it...

move up by attrition...

Wash and repeat....

Smokey_Joe · 10-09-2009, 09:17 AM

Hilarious! I knew there was a Friday special somewhere around here

Jillian Slack · 10-09-2009, 09:18 AM

Quote:

"Please understand this is our main business and we cannot afford to be there..."

That doesn't even make sense. If you can't afford to be there, then leave.

Did he mean that he cannot afford NOT to be there?

markshields · 10-09-2009, 09:22 AM

I always think these people who post things like that should have better things to do in life

HarryWatson00 · 10-09-2009, 09:24 AM

HIlarious.

Scott Ames · 10-09-2009, 09:24 AM

Too funny!! As if you could control Google.

I would write back: We considered your request to remove our site from Google, but have decided to remove your site instead. It will disappear in about 10 days. Have a good day.

LilBlackDress · 10-09-2009, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermancox

Looks like a new keyword marketing technique...

find a keyword...

threaten to sue those who rank for it...

move up by attrition...

Wash and repeat....

Haha...!

That email is nuts. I am having a hard time believing it is real. But it is. Isn't it

P.Sharma · 10-09-2009, 09:30 AM

that is so funny. Tell him that you are from the FBI and you can shoot him through his internet connnection. Ask him NOT TO FORCE you as you don't like blood.

If only I could punch people's head off through internet...lol
That was one funny mail

Oscar D · 10-09-2009, 09:31 AM

HA HA HA!

Good one, thats one way of getting rid of the competition

A. Green · 10-09-2009, 10:02 AM

Thing is some people might just be naive enough to fall for that. Maybe it's like those Nigerian scams. You think no one could possibly fall for it, yet people do.

DarkLock,

That inbox is hilarious. My eyes are watering from laughing. I about choked on my sandwich when I read the reply from Jdate.

Jason_V · 10-09-2009, 10:07 AM

Actually, I'd write them back and ask:

A: How much will you pay me to remove my site? Or

B: How much will you pay me to buy my site? Or

C: How much will you pay me to rank you higher for the keyword blank blank blank?

Then point out options A-C would be much cheaper in cost compared to a lawyer to laugh in their face.

Also point out if this is their main business and they will be losing a lot of income it would be in their best interest to pay me accordingly.

JohnMcCabe · 10-09-2009, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermancox

Looks like a new keyword marketing technique...

find a keyword...

threaten to sue those who rank for it...

move up by attrition...

Wash and repeat....

Darn you! Another budding WSO goes on the scrap heap...

avenuegirl · 10-09-2009, 10:08 AM

Dear Warriors,

It has come to my attention that all of your sites are ranking much higher than mine, but I need to make money this week.

I assure you, my information is more relevant to all the niches and you should not be in the first page results even.

Please remove your sites, and while you are at it please redirect your backlinks to my sites.

This is what's best for the world.

Regards,

Jill

bhopkins · 10-09-2009, 10:14 AM

Good stuff, thanks for sharing I needed this.

mikeyman120 · 10-09-2009, 10:27 AM

Tell him something like - "Hey we see you are number 2 for this keyword. We are number 1 and we only want useless sites like ours to be on the first page of google. Please remove your site now so we can replace your #2 position with other useless sites from some other niche".

Mike

HarryWatson00 · 10-09-2009, 10:35 AM

I really wonder though do we have the right to sue? I mean it does bring up an interesting topic, and I'm sure that this might open some lawmakers eyes as well. This could be the key to trying to regulate the internet

geeks4rent · 10-09-2009, 10:41 AM

Hi,

I'm still chuckling about this after reading it five minute ago. Thanks for the laughs.

Brett

Jason_V · 10-09-2009, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HarryWatson00

I really wonder though do we have the right to sue? I mean it does bring up an interesting topic, and I'm sure that this might open some lawmakers eyes as well. This could be the key to trying to regulate the internet

Yeah, you're right. I guess if I were a dentist and I advertise in the yellow pages and some other dentist comes along and buys a full page color ad that gets put in front of my half page black and white ad I should send a letter to the dentist whose ad is now bigger and in front of mine and tell them:

My name is Dr. Smith and I run Smith's Dental Practice. I have run my dentist practice for over 2 years and I had the best position in the yellow pages under dentists in this phone book until yesterday when the new phone book came out and your ad is now before mine.

But infact I see your dental practice is useless and has nothing to do with dentistry.

Can you please remove your ad from the yellow pages so that my ad can go higher. Please understand that dentistry is my main business and we cannot afford to be there so the best thing will be that you please remove your ad from the yellow pages.

If you don't agree to remove your ad from the yellow pages for dentistry we may go upto any extent and may sue you for this. Please don't force us to do so.

Thanks

Dr. Smith

Yup, Lawyers will be lining up. Well, that is if they're not too busy suing each other because another law firm is ahead of them in the search engines.

ccmusicman · 10-09-2009, 10:59 AM

Haha,

This is what I would write:

"Let me go to my google switch board and just turn my google ranking's for that keyword down a notch.

...There, all done. You should now be ranked ahead of me."

Then I would follow up with a

"Hmmm...I noticed that my rankings didn't go down when I turned them down with my machine. It may be broke.

I talked with the Google repair guy and he needs to order some parts. I'll try again when it gets fixed."

Rob

Mark_w · 10-09-2009, 11:35 AM

That is hilarious. Also better than any testimonial anyone could ever write!

Please tell me you responded to the email

Magic Mel · 10-09-2009, 11:42 AM

That email, is a great example of that classic commercial... that says "this is your brain on drugs" LOL

Evelyn Leng · 10-09-2009, 11:55 AM

Unbelievable! How can they do such a thing?

Louise Evans · 10-09-2009, 12:06 PM

That's freaking funny!

I wonder how far he would get in court with that.

Thomas Prendergast · 10-09-2009, 12:32 PM

Seems it is a phenomena.

I have many top placed domains. Many with keywords that do not even appear in the top placed site. Some of the keywords used in Google are names of MLM companies and even though those keywords are not in the site, these companies send me threatening legal letters demanding that I take a particular site down because it is ranking on the same page as the company page.

This may sound silly but some of these law firms are serious even though their is no case law or legal positioning that comes close to justifying this.

But, it is going to get worse is my humble opinion. Where their is ignorance, greed and attorneys, you can expect disasters.

Other than that it still cracks me up.

Thomas Prendergast

awaxler · 10-09-2009, 01:16 PM

Hello Brent,

I am trying to keep my thread at the top of the Warrior Forum. However, I have noticed that your thread keeps coming up at the top. Can you please remove your thread. If you don't agree I may have to sue you. Please don't force me to do this.

Steven Carl Kelly · 10-09-2009, 01:47 PM

This is the incorrect approach. Instead of suing the owner of the site ranked above all of mine in the search engines, I plan to sue each person who clicks on links other than mine.

Scott Blizz · 10-09-2009, 03:15 PM

Wow, as a noob to the IM game, I've been trying to find out what the 'secret' to success was. I never thought it could be that simple...nice!

apps576 · 10-09-2009, 03:37 PM

LOL! Good stuff.

ppcpimp · 10-09-2009, 04:42 PM

I really LOLed - delete and move on.

Charann Miller · 10-09-2009, 05:09 PM

I honestly can't believe that someone posted that.

My philosophy, if you can't rank well, change your strategy, adapt but don't bully someone into moving aside just so that you can maintain your position.

Obviously that person's not acquainted with the spirit of competition.

Amazing, some people.

lanta99 · 10-09-2009, 05:50 PM

Wow, that guy has a really long name!

If you look at the first blacked out line, you can see the green part is his name and the gray part following it is his email address.

Anyways, thanks for the share!

davidmerrick · 10-09-2009, 05:58 PM

Haha wow somebody doesn't know what they're doing. If search engines are your only form of traffic, you're doomed to fail sooner or later anyway buddy. And you forgot the part where competition is your friend! Do a JV or something but don't make empty threats!

David Merrick, the Coolest Guy in Oregon

yourreviewer · 10-09-2009, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zellandia

WHAT? That very Funny hhohoho

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Thomas Prendergast · 10-09-2009, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yourreviewer

Goodfellas:"Funny, How?" Scene

I couldn't help but imagine this seen in DC with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Obama and other leaders in DC having Dinner like this.

It is funny but I just couldn't help seeing the parallel.

Is that wrong? Is that funny" Are you crying yet?

Thomas Prendergast

Traffic-Bug · 10-09-2009, 10:09 PM

This is way cool, too funny to express in the words system.

alucard001 · 10-09-2009, 10:33 PM

I will click "Report SPAM".....

So funny...

goldmind123 · 10-09-2009, 11:10 PM

So funny, but you should mention it's not you who received the email, I found this email posted on Digg weeks ago..

Anyways, thanks for sharing...a good laugh for warriors isn''t a bad thing...

By the way, can you see how some people can get so desperate?

I laughed, but I couldn't help to feel sorry about the guy who sent it...

You can't expect what people will do when their abilities are limited and their business is in threat

Ofthemix · 10-09-2009, 11:29 PM

I'd love to see your response to his e-mail. That is too funny.

Bruce_Richards · 10-09-2009, 11:53 PM

way too cool

rosetrees · 10-10-2009, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldmind123

So funny, but you should mention it's not you who received the email, I found this email posted on Digg weeks ago..

The OP starts by saying he jumped on Digg!!

10-09-2009, 05:15 AM	#1
Brent Turner www.MinisiteFrog.com War Room Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 12 Thanks: 1 Thanked 11 Times in 4 Posts Contact Info	Remove your site from Google or I'll sue! Hey warriors, So I'm having a quiet Friday night in.. bored as batsh!t and I jump on digg and find this.. it's hilarious. I'm sure many of you will get a kick out of it. Original link: Remove Your Site From Google or I?ll Sue MakeUseOf.com (not affiliated)
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iplusgold HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 107 Thanks: 10 Thanked 22 Times in 16 Posts	Re: Remove your site from Google or I'll sue! OMG thats sooo funnny....the weird thing is a while back I actually had some webmaster send me a similar message...I might try and dig it out for posterity sakes lol

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Thomas Prendergast Warrior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 15 Thanks: 6 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Remove your site from Google or I'll sue! Seems it is a phenomena. I have many top placed domains. Many with keywords that do not even appear in the top placed site. Some of the keywords used in Google are names of MLM companies and even though those keywords are not in the site, these companies send me threatening legal letters demanding that I take a particular site down because it is ranking on the same page as the company page. This may sound silly but some of these law firms are serious even though their is no case law or legal positioning that comes close to justifying this. But, it is going to get worse is my humble opinion. Where their is ignorance, greed and attorneys, you can expect disasters. Other than that it still cracks me up. Thomas Prendergast
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