Watch over my shoulder as I make zero $$$'s today

[Drew Castle]

Originally Posted by Marcel Hartmann

Had I not been lured in with hopes of easy money, I might've never entered the IM world. Now that I'm in, I'm glad I was sold emotionally and love the challenges.

True, so very true. Although, people like you and I are the ones that went beyond those hopes of easy money, and rose above that level and didn't give up. We're commendable, and this isn't the case for a lot of people coming into this game.

[Ehanson]

This is the sad truth of what happens to many people getting started in IM, I was a similar way when I got started but quickly realized no work= no results. Websites don't just market themselves.

[Jag82]

Fantastic guide. Straight from the hip!

I like the "reverse-psychology" spin you put to this.

A sure-fire guide to fail! I wish I've read this when I first started!

Originally Posted by TelegramSam

I wanted to share with you some of the secrets of making ZERO income online.

Firstly, you have to make sure you remain unfocused.

Surprisingly, this isn't that hard to do.

Just remember to have no plan and no direction to go in.

A good tip is to visit this forum a lot and just read and read and read.

This can really help you to get unfocused and think of all sorts of things.

Here's a quick step by step approach to really making ZERO. It actually takes quite a lot of effort to make nothing at all, but a lot of people are very good at it.

Step 1

As soon as you wake up, check your emails.

Step 2

Don't do any exercise and definitely don't eat a healthy breakfast.

Step 3

Vaguely think of all the many different ways to earn money that you read about the day before.

Step 4

Don't write down any ideas at all. Start to do this and you will soon start getting focussed, which is a slippery slope to success. Be careful. Make sure you don't start the ball rolling.

Step 5

Think about all the things you haven't done that really make you feel guilty and make sure you never allow yourself to let go of them.

Step 6

Surf over to your favourite news site, such as the BBC, CNN, FOX etc and see just how bad the world is.

Step 7

Don't go for a nice walk outside in case you start thinking that the world isn't really that bad afterall.

Step 8

Start thinking about all the regulations and rules that you could get yourself into trouble with. This is a good tip on making sure you don't do something. Amazingly good in fact.

Step 9

Get out that notepad and pen and look at it. Then check your emails again and look at the videos that were sent to you.

Step 10

By the way, did you check the sports results for last night? If not make this a priority.

Step 11

Are you taking in enough liquids? Make sure you brew yourself some coffee or have a cup of tea.

Step 12

That reminds me. Make sure you look in your spam folders just in case there is some important email in there.

Step 13

(Thud on the doormat...) Better check the newly arrived mail as that course you are expecting may have arrived.

Step 14

It's not here yet, otherwise you could delve into it. Fear not, there is lots of stuff you can get on with.

Step 15

Better finish off listening to the mp3 recording that you didn't finish yesterday. It's good to clear the decks.

Step 16

Perhaps you should see if there are any other juicy domain names available to add to your collection. You don't want to miss out on something good.

Step 17

Decide whether to buy the .net .org .info or use dashes, as the .com has gone.

Step 18

You better look online to see what people think.

Step 19

Phew!!! Time for lunch. Back soon

[JBorhez]

Originally Posted by Marcel Hartmann

Had I not been lured in with hopes of easy money, I might've never entered the IM world. Now that I'm in, I'm glad I was sold emotionally and love the challenges.

Very well put Marcel!

It's a marathon not a sprint!

[MarkAndrews IMCopywriting]

That made me laugh a great deal,
brilliant thread title and subsequent
post.

You reminded me of a short poem...

Everything I didn't do yesterday
Added to everything I haven't done today
Plus everything I won't do tomorrow
Completely exhausts me

[Charann Miller]

Originally Posted by TelegramSam

I wanted to share with you some of the secrets of making ZERO income online.

Firstly, you have to make sure you remain unfocused.

Surprisingly, this isn't that hard to do.

Just remember to have no plan and no direction to go in.

A good tip is to visit this forum a lot and just read and read and read.

This can really help you to get unfocused and think of all sorts of things.

Here's a quick step by step approach to really making ZERO. It actually takes quite a lot of effort to make nothing at all, but a lot of people are very good at it.

Step 1

As soon as you wake up, check your emails.

Step 2

Don't do any exercise and definitely don't eat a healthy breakfast.

Step 3

Vaguely think of all the many different ways to earn money that you read about the day before.

Step 4

Don't write down any ideas at all. Start to do this and you will soon start getting focussed, which is a slippery slope to success. Be careful. Make sure you don't start the ball rolling.

Step 5

Think about all the things you haven't done that really make you feel guilty and make sure you never allow yourself to let go of them.

Step 6

Surf over to your favourite news site, such as the BBC, CNN, FOX etc and see just how bad the world is.

Step 7

Don't go for a nice walk outside in case you start thinking that the world isn't really that bad afterall.

Step 8

Start thinking about all the regulations and rules that you could get yourself into trouble with. This is a good tip on making sure you don't do something. Amazingly good in fact.

Step 9

Get out that notepad and pen and look at it. Then check your emails again and look at the videos that were sent to you.

Step 10

By the way, did you check the sports results for last night? If not make this a priority.

Step 11

Are you taking in enough liquids? Make sure you brew yourself some coffee or have a cup of tea.

Step 12

That reminds me. Make sure you look in your spam folders just in case there is some important email in there.

Step 13

(Thud on the doormat...) Better check the newly arrived mail as that course you are expecting may have arrived.

Step 14

It's not here yet, otherwise you could delve into it. Fear not, there is lots of stuff you can get on with.

Step 15

Better finish off listening to the mp3 recording that you didn't finish yesterday. It's good to clear the decks.

Step 16

Perhaps you should see if there are any other juicy domain names available to add to your collection. You don't want to miss out on something good.

Step 17

Decide whether to buy the .net .org .info or use dashes, as the .com has gone.

Step 18

You better look online to see what people think.

Step 19

Phew!!! Time for lunch. Back soon

Hahahaha, you've struck a chord because there's a little bit of all of us in there.

Imagine if we logged our time I'm sure we'd discover what our biggest time wasters were.

Agree with you on the steps to earning zero dollars, lack of focus can be one of the biggest deal breakers when it comes to any kind of success.

[MarkAndrews IMCopywriting]

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[Sumit Menon]

Step 20

Read TelegramSam's thread names "Watch over my shoulder as I make zero $$$'s today" multiple times.

[moneysoapbox]

Originally Posted by RobinSkeen

Don't forget to play farmville on Facebook for a couple hours. Now go check your e-mail again.

That's what my boyfriend's brother does ALL the freaking time. (I'm sure I would too, so I'm trying to stay away... last time I blew off productivity for World of Warcraft, I missed out on a thread I was watching. I'm pretty sure I have the gist of it though.)

I'm guilty of more of these things than I'd like to admit. Damn it >.< >:P

[MikeWalker]

My Mother-in-law wants us to install a web cam so that she can see her grandchildren.

Holy crap! She'll be able to see me checking my emails every 15 minutes.

[Kustom]

This thread is quality. Respect to the OP.

Kustom.

*******************

HOWEVER: I've shortened it to a TWO STEP (maximum) process:

1) Don't start / or Do Quit / or Stop.

2) Try to please everybody.

If you do any of the above, you will FAIL.

Have a nice day,
Kustom

[LynnM]

Originally Posted by nettech

You should make this into a WSO! hehehehehe

If you do a WSO and we inadvertently make money after purchasing it, can we get a refund?


Lynn

[avenuegirl]

I'm dropping out of this challenge today.

I'm sorry, but making progress has finally become an addictive habit.

I have a huge list of things to cover today and I'm doing them.

Sorry my friends.

[patJ]

Hilarious. That was me for the first 3 months of my IM career. Sadly, i started to focus on one thing at a time and now i'm not very successful at making $0 / day any more.. oh well.

[opportunites]

The best thread I never see in the warrior Forum!

Perfect blueprint to success in this industry... (LOL)

[Steadyon]

Originally Posted by TelegramSam

I wanted to share with you some of the secrets of making ZERO income online.

Firstly, you have to make sure you remain unfocused.

Surprisingly, this isn't that hard to do.

Just remember to have no plan and no direction to go in.

A good tip is to visit this forum a lot and just read and read and read.

This can really help you to get unfocused and think of all sorts of things.

Here's a quick step by step approach to really making ZERO. It actually takes quite a lot of effort to make nothing at all, but a lot of people are very good at it.

Step 1

As soon as you wake up, check your emails.

Step 2

Don't do any exercise and definitely don't eat a healthy breakfast.

Step 3

Vaguely think of all the many different ways to earn money that you read about the day before.

Step 4

Don't write down any ideas at all. Start to do this and you will soon start getting focussed, which is a slippery slope to success. Be careful. Make sure you don't start the ball rolling.

Step 5

Think about all the things you haven't done that really make you feel guilty and make sure you never allow yourself to let go of them.

Step 6

Surf over to your favourite news site, such as the BBC, CNN, FOX etc and see just how bad the world is.

Step 7

Don't go for a nice walk outside in case you start thinking that the world isn't really that bad afterall.

Step 8

Start thinking about all the regulations and rules that you could get yourself into trouble with. This is a good tip on making sure you don't do something. Amazingly good in fact.

Step 9

Get out that notepad and pen and look at it. Then check your emails again and look at the videos that were sent to you.

Step 10

By the way, did you check the sports results for last night? If not make this a priority.

Step 11

Are you taking in enough liquids? Make sure you brew yourself some coffee or have a cup of tea.

Step 12

That reminds me. Make sure you look in your spam folders just in case there is some important email in there.

Step 13

(Thud on the doormat...) Better check the newly arrived mail as that course you are expecting may have arrived.

Step 14

It's not here yet, otherwise you could delve into it. Fear not, there is lots of stuff you can get on with.

Step 15

Better finish off listening to the mp3 recording that you didn't finish yesterday. It's good to clear the decks.

Step 16

Perhaps you should see if there are any other juicy domain names available to add to your collection. You don't want to miss out on something good.

Step 17

Decide whether to buy the .net .org .info or use dashes, as the .com has gone.

Step 18

You better look online to see what people think.

Step 19

Phew!!! Time for lunch. Back soon

Well done Sam on what you managed to do before lunch.

It usually takes me all day to do that much!!!

[CDarklock]

Originally Posted by moneysoapbox

last time I blew off productivity for World of Warcraft

I refuse to even try World of Warcraft. I'd never stop. It would become my life.

[DASHBOY]

Sounds like too much hard work for me

Also check your paypal or clickbank account at least 5 times a day to see how much you haven't made

[MikeWalker]

I think this is a really clever opening post.

It actually makes you think and realise just how much time a lot of us proabbaly waste each day.

Cheers

[Andrea Brown]

This post is classic! (:
...can't say I haven't had a day or two like this.

[FriendlyRob]

I can't believe you are not charging for that information.

[Shana_Adam]

You forgot to record the live webinar and charge $$$ for that!

he he - these social sites should pay people for wasting their time. Instead of giving the user a nice experience it takes you half the day trying to work out how to use the site.

[Terri LC]

Brilliant, I too had to laugh out loud, then I realized, I'm sitting in my office (on a Saturday) cause the laptop at home is too slow - been here since 2, it's now 5 and I've been reading emails and trying to decide which blog to update, should I start a new one, do I ping, digg, stumble, tumblr, promote Gary's new book, make a video, I needed to read that, cause I came to the warrior forum to ask a question about SOKULE, and got side-tracked, yet again. Heading home, try again tomorrow!

Cheers!
Terri
P.S. Has anyone heard of SOKULE? Sorry, I'll start a new thread!

[Steadyon]

Dear Sam,

If I did what you suggested in the OP, I'd be twice as productive!!!

Cheers mate

[MichaelHiles]

"Trying to convince some schmuck the on Warrior Forum that your view of something is correct " has to be on there somewhere.