I have no one to take those $2 candy bars to (we aren't doing candy bars, but it's the most common example. No one to sell $20 tea light candles to for fundraisers.
Can't let your kids roam to the neighbors hitting them up thanks to a couple of pit bulls that get loose. (And the fact that I hate it when 20 neighbor kids come by for that same purpose and I feel guilty if I don't buy from each one - bah humbug).
My family's going to hate me. I'm going to try to make them all sponsor my son is his Booster Fun Run. $1 per lap. There are 35 laps.
The worst part is my poor son is a big believer in infomercials. He'll say, "Mom, do you have any Gold jewelry lying around? Because if you DO, you can turn it into CASH - TODAY!"
Now I'm listening to a spiel about the prizes he'll win - they did a number on him in the assembly today and he believes the Vortex Football he can win with a $7 per lap pledge does a PERFECT SPIRAL EVERY TIME!
Oh I'll never hear the end of this..... lol