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Thread titles from IM hell that need never be used again

by Russ Emrick
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I'm starting a list of titles that belong in IM hell - ok, purgatory for a long long time. Perhaps you use these? Stop. Shoot me if I use them. Below is the start of the list and what surely many must be thinking as they read them. What are yours?

"Newbie needs help."

Okay, I need a million bucks and a date with Jennifer Aniston. You help me, I help you - deal?

"I just feel like quitting"

Good. One less whiner around.

Am I wordpress idiot?

Yes. Did you really have to ask?

Why $1000???

Yeah, why?

Want to learn and earn - advise needed

Super - start here: http:\\dictionary.com

How can I earn $1000/month?

Streetwalking

How did XXXX generate $59,000 in one month?

Lapdances?

Reminds me of the comic who did the bit on handing out stupid signs. Hey did you catch all those fish? No they just jumped into the bucket. Hey did your tire just go flat? No, I was driving around and the other three just swelled right up.

The list goes on and on. Please if I gored your ox I'm just funning with ya. Actually I'm trying to make a point that 1) stupid questions deserve stupid answers 2) poor headlines don't get clicked 3) no really, I'm just funning.
#hell #thread #titles
  • Profile picture of the author Mr. Enthusiastic
    Originally Posted by Russ Emrick View Post

    poor headlines don't get clicked
    Man, you are so missing out. I don't know if I should reveal this, but actually, there's the Keep The Secrets From Russ Club that meets here. We use the lamest headlines we can find to make sure you won't read our threads.

    From our secret decoder:
    Newbie = KSFRC member
    quitting = making a million bucks without sharing any with Russ
    wordpress = millionaire
    idiot = without Russ's help

    Well, I'd better not give away any more secrets or the club will make me write all the bad headlines next month.
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  • Profile picture of the author Russ Emrick
    Thanks, that was a fabulous response. Good morning laugh.

    So true. I always suspected that.
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  • Profile picture of the author colinph970
    Now that's a response Mr Enthusiastic!
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  • Profile picture of the author MJ Sterling
    Originally Posted by Russ Emrick View Post

    Okay, I need a million bucks and a date with Jennifer Aniston.
    I'm in exactly the same situation here. I've got my fingers crossed that a WSO will turn up about it.
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  • Profile picture of the author George Wright
    Man setting on newspaper. Another man asks him, are you reading that paper? yes the man answers as he stands up and turns the paper over and sets back down on the paper. David Brenner.
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