Unique Selling Proposition - This site has one!

by Toby Lewis

Posted: 14 years ago 32 replies

INTERNET MARKETING

I just had to share:

The Ultimate Revenge

I'm not sure about the shipping logistics, but its definitely a very unique idea

I bet it is exploding with viral social traffic at the moment too.

#proposition #selling #site #unique

scrofford 14 years ago

That is really wrong! LOL!
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MerlynSanchez

14 years ago

OMG Thanks for sharing! This is so wrong and yet so funny!

I especially enjoy your quote "exploding with viral social traffic".

Thanks!

Originally Posted by Aith

I just had to share:

The Ultimate Revenge

I'm not sure about the shipping logistics, but its definitely a very unique idea

I bet it is exploding with viral social traffic at the moment too.

Thanks

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tush 14 years ago

Aith
This is the MOST interesting???? website I have ever come accross. people can do anything to make money..lol
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williamrs 14 years ago

It's hard to believe... have you read the testimonials?
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koncorps 14 years ago

LMAO.

Golden. I'd actually like to send this to some people, looks promising
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Underground SEO 14 years ago

That is horrendous! However he will probably end up making thousands from it!
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Wide 14 years ago

haha, that is so damn funny.
best laugh this week

"Thank you SO much you saved my marridge! My wife broke it off with her new lover because she thought he gave her crabs, wish I had found this site sooner!"
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Oh ye, some of those testimonials is pretty funny to read :p
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- ozduc 14 years ago
  
  Ewww, Don't even want to think about who is the crab farm. They'd want to be making good money doing that
  
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RGallowitz 14 years ago

Holy moly....you can really sell anything these days huh? I thought the elephant turds where bad, but THIS takes the cake!!
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- butters 14 years ago
  
  I must admit, I loled . I loled at the different colours you could buy , funny...
  
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  Intrepreneur 14 years ago
  
  Haha he hasn't hidden the WhoIs information. Was obvious where he was from anyway by the testomonials - Northern Ireland.
  
  The WhoIs gives his direct location.
  
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  RGallowitz 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Intrepreneur
  
  The WhoIs gives his direct location.
  
  But no person in his right mind will go near his location!
  They'll get crabs!!
  
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  PatriciaJ 14 years ago
  
  He must be itching to make money!
  
  Imagine a cheating spouse getting caught ... but honey it wasn't me, they came in the post
  
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Whosyou 14 years ago

I Just Googled "Give someone crabs" and found This site: http://www.revengecrabs.com/ in 1st position. Believe it or not; he has a little competition in this niche!.
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- RGallowitz 14 years ago
  
  That's it! I'm getting a few invested guys and girls together and I'll start up RevengeHerps.com!!!
  
  EDIT: I meant inFested. LOL!!!
  
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- Mac Wheeler 14 years ago
  
  Ha! From the sales page for the "green package"..
  
  Make that B**** Itch
  
  Now that's a sales line for you, very clever.
  
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  Toby Lewis 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Mac T Wheeler
  
  Ha! From the sales page for the "green package"..
  
  Make that B**** Itch
  
  Now that's a sales line for you, very clever.
  
  That was one of my favourites too! Genius!
  
  If only they had an affiliate program...
  
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daviddson 14 years ago

Hey,

It is really very funny i like this and i enjoyed it but it is so wrong. so, buddy thanks for sharing this information.

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- csmart 14 years ago
  
  "give them cute names..." Just to funny.
  
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Goatboy 14 years ago

I wonder where they get the inventory? On second thought, I don't want to know.
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- rft123 14 years ago
  
  That's hilarious! I agree with an earlier poster who wrote that he will probably end up making some money off of it. Very funny!!
  
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- JRCarson 14 years ago
  
  That guy has to love looking at himself in the mirror every morning.
  
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sbucciarel Banned 14 years ago

This is just sooo gross. Yuck.
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Transilient 14 years ago

I thought for sure it was a joke, however this looks real. I hope no one buys it. Karma, Law of Attraction thoughts might come back and bite ya!!

Forgiveness is a better path :-)
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Trent Brownrigg 14 years ago

Gross and wrong... but HILARIOUS!
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Ilya Feynberg 14 years ago

The Red package:

"Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs - One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid off and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid off and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee than nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them!"

Freaking AWESOME!!! LMFAO!!
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- WritingMadwoman 14 years ago
  
  I've got the heebee jeebees after visiting that site, thanks a lot! Somehow I think that USP was the result of a drunken brainstorming session? :rolleyes:
  
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  Jeff Henshaw 14 years ago
  
  A cracking link. Thanks to the OP.
  
  I'm laughing so much that I'm walking sideways!
  
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Mohammad Afaq 14 years ago

I need to make sure my GF doesn't find out about it or else she will definitely try this out on me
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John Pawlett 14 years ago

This is Jonathon Ross's (UK equivilant of Jay Leno or that crazy thin red head guy I can't remember) website of the week, he has just mentioned it on his show, bet it melts their servers!
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White Dove Creative 14 years ago

Wonder if they have a back-end product....

(pun)
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