Forum Spammers, Think About This.

Here's the oldest of those posts.

Notice that he started posting at 6:42.

Here's the latest.

Now, just to be perfectly clear, let me explain something here.

This user posted the same two posts, over and over, for an hour and six minutes. At the time I noticed him, he had 57 posts on the board.

These posts are taking up space in the database. They are taking up bandwidth every time someone views the thread. And they are wasting time whenever someone starts to read them, thinking it is somehow relevant.

"But that's not what I do!" shout all the other forum spammers. "I make relevant and desirable comments!"

That's what this jackhole thinks, too. That's the problem with spammers. They honestly believe that you would race right over to their site to buy Viagra and hydrocodone and temple kiff, if only someone would tell you where it was.

If you do this sort of thing, you have honestly lost touch with reality. Your efforts to explain or excuse it are not falling on deaf ears because we don't get it, but because you are stark raving mad.

If you spam forums, get help. I'm not kidding. Get up, go get the phone, and call some kind of psychiatric hotline. You're freakin' nuts. Go get some therapy so you can join the rest of us in objective reality.