I Really Hope that You are Not Posting Comments Like These...

Actually, I have received comments like those. My favorite from the list above is:

• Good

Hahahaha! I laugh every time a spammer posts something like this! Imagine if the whole world spoke like a spammer.

"Hello, cheap vi@gr@! I am a honorable to please you!"
"Please to be greetings by your sirs."

I just received this one:

• Accidentally saw. Not expect. Indeed ... super creative! Thank you! In quotations! You can still search in Google .. Yeah, sure, that there still might say. The author, and you are out of town? Thank you very much! I took a too-handy. fabulous idea ... we would learn ... great.

Well, the most spammy comments I recently received were about irrelevant offers of their products (e.g. football stuffs, DVDs) which appears to be all-automated after reading and rereading it.

This is very funny. I need to turn Akismet off again so I can see some of these funny spams again on my blog.

Or as they say in Belarus:

Гэта вельмі смешна. Мне трэба, каб уключыць Akismet зноў, каб я мог бачыць некаторыя з гэтых смешных спамам раз на маім блогу.

My #1:

"I don't understand your language but I really love your writing skills."



Can you beat this one?

All mine were done by bots, I'm fairly sure. They were all spammed by Akismet - I don't usually even bother to look.

But yes, a captcha might be good on some of my sites

This spammer certainly scored an own goal http://keepsafeonthenet.co.uk/2010/06/fayed-mohamed/

I have my own dose of spam:

"Exceptional blog, this is very similar to a site that I have. Please check it out sometime and feel free to leave me a comenet on it and tell me what you think. Im always looking for feedback."

"Hi,Superb blog post dude! i am Fed up with using RSS feeds and do you use twitter?so i can follow you there.
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"Great information… i’m looking forward to your next post"

"John Cow has a cow…LOL"

"Good points raised here. I am grateful to you for that, however you deserve more thanks than that. I suffer from color blindness (deuteranopia in my case). I mainly use Opera browser (no idea if that changes anything), and a considerabland a number of web sites are challenging to comprehend thanks to a careless range of colours used. However, here, as the range of colors is good, the design is extremely tidy and pleasant to comprehend. I don’t know whether it was a premeditated and conscious undertaking, or just the ‘luck of the draw’, but I still thank you."

Some classics I found on my solar power website (in amongst the Louis Viutton bags)

"For a long time, I am looking an post like such a topic. Now I have found it. Thank you for your sharing, man!…"

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"I admire ur job!"

Very Nice!

Here is one I just received for a Viagra website as the link

*Niksliff say: Should you tell it — a lie.

thanks for this great post wow... it's very wonderful ----with emphasis

I agree with your post.

Thanks for good information that comes out to read

Jay

(sigh) This garbage is the bane of my existence. On the few sites where I allow comments at all, I have Wordpress send them to the approval queue if they contain even 1 link. On my PR3 - PR6 sites, I don't allow any comments at all.

These are some of my recent favorites from a site that is not a blog and has very little original content - it's primarily a feed from Ebay and Amazon.

Great blog layout, just found it in yahoo.

It?s a superior web page you’ve below,

awesome writing, you deserve a free iPad (link to my "free" ipad removed)

How are the apps on the iPad? I’ve heard the gaming is quite good!

Welcome! Hope that we’d come see! Under the respective exchange ideas! The release of…

Thank you for useful info

great site and your writing style is amazing. just found your site on yahoo. I¡¯ll come back later for sure

I like your site. And what do you think about my site? (site link removed)

I foresee another round of banning IP ranges in East Europe and Russia.

I love the (Louis Vuitton) imagine if all our conversations were topped and tailed by product shout outs. Hahahahaha. (cornflakes) It would make for some great interviews on TV (shoes) It might make Prime Ministers questions almost bearable (clothes)

My best one this past week began; "To you (or whom it may concern) I humbly require your focus." and rambled on like it had been automatically translated into English, then into Esporanto and then back into English again and finally Yoda had edited it. Good job was it. NOT!

If God exists only in the gaps, then God is diminished with each new discovery.

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I thought it was only me that got all the crazy comments like those ilustrated above. Maybe I'm not doing something wrong after all!!

This best by far thread me have read this days :0

Sorry could not help it.

What great Idea to make money why write long articles when i can offer decent english replies for "post bots " and spamming - Look out for my WSO coming soon

And seriously Brian Thanks for the laugh these posts did make my day a bit less dull/

I never expected to receive a George Carlin quote in my comment feed:

"A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

Sent from my iPhone 4G"

The best part? This comment was dated a few days before the 4G was even released

I guess some Apple dev must be a devoted preacher of Carlin's gospel, lol.

On a blog post showing ONLY pictures of an event:

"Not sure that this is true, but thanks for a post.
Ilias"

Hi E. Brian,

Pretty funny list

The way I look at comments like these is that they are part of the game. I used to spam with "Comment Drive-By's"....maybe not the outrageous ones but the silly little "Nice Post Bye Gotta Get My Backlinks!!!!" type, yeah, I was that guy.

Since I did it, and I've screwed up a zillion ways online I can't judge. I just use Aksimet and when a few come through I laugh them off and figure that it beats the days when I received 1 comment every month or so.

Ryan Biddulph

Here's some of my faves, just from this week on my Manchester Utd blog, http://www.manutdlatest.co.uk:

"Great, I never knew this, thanks"

"Wow this is a great resource.. I’m enjoying it.. good article"

"What a great resource!"

"I usually am inclined to ponder a tad harder about all sorts of stuff soon after I browse over somebody new’s site and their own posts. This and some other posts on your website here certainly give some stuff to consider. I wound up on here just after doing some work related research on Google and somehow found myself your site. Glad that I stuck around and I am going to make sure to add your site to my bookmarks so i can read the stuff you write down the road. Thanks again!"

"
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"Aloha! I figured I would shoot a brief comment considering that I’ve spent the better part of the past half an hour reading through your blog posts. I’m truly liking what you’ve got going on here with your website and I do hope you keep writing it. Anyway I will not occupy anymore of your time, I just wished to say hello and enjoy the summer"

Brilliant! I now Akismet installed so these get sent straight to junk, but I still like to chuckle at the quality of the language.

i there a posting speed limit?...i guess that would be mine because it makes all of these are trying to increase their post amount.

You know, you have a way with subject lines and enticing people to read your threads.