Critique My Interesting Sales Letter!!!

Guys,

I have decided to add a new skill to my IM arsenal. The ability to write persuasive sales letters that convert like crazy. It's a part of copy writing. And from today onwards, I've decided to attempt to write one sales letter a day.

Today I haven't completed in full coz it's getting late and I have to go to bed. Got to go to school tomorrow. Anyway I've made a start. Here goes my first formal sales letter:

How To Get Your Ex Back in 27 Days Or Less...
Guaranteed Or Double Your Money Back...
Dear friend,
I believe that I can help anyone get their ex back in 27 days or less regardless of their current situation.
Surprisingly, it only takes 12 psychological tactics to make your ex feel incredibly fascinated by you. Your ex will chase you around like crazy if you use these simple yet incredible psychological tricks.
And I am so confident of my Ex Back System that I am willing to offer you a 60 day money back guarantee.
More on that in a bit. But first...
PROOF THAT MY STUFF WORKS
My name is Tyler XYZ and the last few months has been a complete strange roller coaster journey for me.
Just about a few months ago, I was completely in love with a girl. She seemed too perfect for me and I believed her to be my soulmate. Fortunately, the girl too felt the same way about me.
I felt like she's the best thing that has ever happened to me. Things were going well between the two of us. We used to chat all day and I used to keep showering wonderful expensive gifts on her. But the fire which was earlier present seemed to be diminishing.
I knew there was something wrong... But I thought, it will work out for itself. And I did nothing about it.
All of a sudden, she called me one day. She said in a sorrowful manner, "I need to talk about something".
And I was literally shocked about this alarming phone call and sorrow voice. She spoke the unspeakable "Things aren't going well for each other anymore. I think it's better if we give each other space and move on".
Whatever she said it the sorrow tone really devestated me. I started crumbling on the inside. I couldn't look at her. I felt extreme agony and wondered what wrong did I do.
Was I too rude to her?
Did i not please her enough?
I couldn't take it. I started calling her over and over again. She answered a few initial calls but then started ignoring me. When I called again, she said, "She didn't want to talk to me anymore". That was the final straw. I couldn't stand it.
I thought she was the love of my life and she wasn't there with me anymore. I would feel depressed every morning when I woke up, went to bed. The emotions I felt piereced through my heart and I couldn't stand them at all.
I kept on thinking about her and I felt that it was my fault.
Then I realized something:
If I kept thinking about her and had the same mindset, I was not going to get her. I had to become better. I have to attract her back by letting her know that she's made a wrong choice by breaking up with me.
I read everything that I needed to know about psychology. I studied books on relationship recovery, relationship management and dating dynamics.
I studied other people who successfully reconciled. I joined up forums and started looking for advice. At the same time, I made sure that I took active care of my social and professional life.
Within a month of studying these techniques and using them, I had gotten her back and we had moved in together into my apartment.
After getting her back finally, I chose to disclose my secrets. I didn't want them to be forgotten. I know how it feels to experience the pain of a break up. So I decided to help other couples get their exes back by sharing my newly gained skill and knowledge.
So I sat down and created the "MAGIC EX BACK SYSTEM - A Proven Blueprint To Get Your Ex Back In 27 Days Or Less!". My system is guaranteed to help you get your ex back in 27 days or less or your money back.
Here's How You Can Get Your Hands On My "Magic Ex back System"
The "Magic Ex Back System" Comprises of a blueprint of 51 pages which reveals the 12 psychological tactics you have to implement to make your ex feel irresistible towards you and have them fall in love with you.
If you follow my system, you will not only get your ex back but will also have more control over your relationships with your lover and others.

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That's all done today. I know I still have more to complete. I myself can tell hundreds of problems. Lack of call to action phrases, not an attention grabbing title and stuff. But let me ask you, what do you think of it?

Sales letter is not an article. If it was an article, I'd have written a beautiful high converting piece. But I sucked with articles too. So my first sales letter is bad. But can it be that bad? Critique...

Thanks.