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How would you review a penis enlargement product?

by Skribblez
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Let's say I want to write a review on a penis enlargement product. Say for example Penis Advantage (#1 PE eBook on Clickbank). What do you think would be the best approach to take in reviewing this eBook? Or what angle or perspective do you think would be best to write the review in to make it convert?

eg. make a blog detailing your progress
eg. tell them how you had a small penis and how you felt it was ruining your life, and how you tried other programs and just felt that everything was a scam, until you tried penis advantage.

Those are just a few approaches I had in mind. I guess there's other approaches aswell...

Also all of this is considering that you don't plan to actually buy the eBook, and basically making everything up.

Any advice?
#enlargement #penis #product #review
  • Profile picture of the author LegitIncomes
    Originally Posted by Skribblez View Post

    Let's say I want to write a review on a penis enlargement product. Say for example Penis Advantage (#1 PE eBook on Clickbank). What do you think would be the best approach to take in reviewing this eBook? Or what angle or perspective do you think would be best to write the review in to make it convert?

    eg. make a blog detailing your progress
    eg. tell them how you had a small penis and how you felt it was ruining your life, and how you tried other programs and just felt that everything was a scam, until you tried penis advantage.

    Those are just a few approaches I had in mind. I guess there's other approaches aswell...

    Also all of this is considering that you don't plan to actually buy the eBook, and basically making everything up.

    Any advice?
    I wouldn't review it. If it REALLY worked, the owner would be along side Gates as one of the richest in the world.

    So why put your name on something that's not legit and risk your reputation? I would just stay away from it.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mantero Cantrow
    For this kind of product, you really need to try it by your own, and shows how if it really works!

    LOL
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  • Profile picture of the author richpeck
    Buy a horse then use his book - keep checking against the horse every couple of days
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  • Profile picture of the author michaelpotter
    How big can you get LOL If these worked don't you think the millionaires would be famous? but i guess its what you call a hungry market
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  • Profile picture of the author Diana Lane
    Just tell them that your review lacks substance because the product was so successful you have difficulty getting close enough to the keyboard to type much these days. Look for a 'Finding Pants In Titanic Sizes' upsell
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Q. How would you review a penis enlargement product?

    A. With a ruler.
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  • Profile picture of the author Quilst
    How about if you write your own book eg. "What to expect from your small penis" and write articles that are related to boosting confidence in people with a small gadget. I once saw a smallest penis contest and none of the people there were shame about their "size".

    my 2 cents
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    • Profile picture of the author Brian Edmondson
      "They laughed when I said..." - never mind :-)

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  • Profile picture of the author stevecl
    try the conduit method - don't review it - give an informative report

    pro's & cons + user reviews etc.

    steve
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  • Profile picture of the author stevecl
    Quilst, Did you win?

    steve
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    • Profile picture of the author Quilst
      Originally Posted by stevecl View Post

      Quilst, Did you win?

      steve
      LOL!

      I am satisfied with my size and my girlfriend is too
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      make a blog detailing your progress
      That could quickly go over the line to too much information. When writing about this, do you use short words? Wouldn't it be hard to find images to demonstrate how it worked for YOU? (puns all intended)

      I once saw a smallest penis contest and none of the people there were shame about their "size".
      I don't even want to know who the judges were or how it was 'handled'.
      Wondered how long it would take before someone felt obligated to mention that THEY don't have this problem....:rolleyes:
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      • Profile picture of the author Quilst
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        I don't even want to know who the judges were or how it was 'handled'.
        Wondered how long it would take before someone felt obligated to mention that THEY don't have this problem....:rolleyes:
        I'm not saying I have a gift from the heavens between my legs but I love my body and that's what it is important.
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  • Profile picture of the author richdirtygirl
    Hi hun!

    lol today I'm going to behave.... almost...

    you can talk about the 3 approaches:

    mechanical
    chemical
    surgery

    then discard the last 2 for dangerous, etc and leave the first one as the less invasive and safe.

    buy the books you want to promote and have a look at them (some will say that using you aff id is wrong... i personally think it is not), have a look at the websites too. Look for the unique proposition of each one. The approach for each case should be clear then.

    Use pros and contraries, don't make it a sales pitch.

    ok, done for the business part...

    Take it from someone who knows... penis enlargement is a nightmare! You need a miracle to lift that d later... :rolleyes:

    RDG:p

    Originally Posted by Skribblez View Post

    Let's say I want to write a review on a penis enlargement product. Say for example Penis Advantage (#1 PE eBook on Clickbank). What do you think would be the best approach to take in reviewing this eBook? Or what angle or perspective do you think would be best to write the review in to make it convert?

    eg. make a blog detailing your progress
    eg. tell them how you had a small penis and how you felt it was ruining your life, and how you tried other programs and just felt that everything was a scam, until you tried penis advantage.

    Those are just a few approaches I had in mind. I guess there's other approaches aswell...

    Also all of this is considering that you don't plan to actually buy the eBook, and basically making everything up.

    Any advice?
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  • Profile picture of the author Chirag
    How about getting the book and actually trying out what it says! Now that's as real an opinion you can give your clients.
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    • Profile picture of the author Chri5123
      I would write a review and put the pros and cons of the product:

      Pros:

      It Works!

      Cons:

      I keep on tripping over when I am walking!

      All the best

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  • Profile picture of the author Danny Turner
    almost as funny as my last post
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    r u serious????????????
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    • Profile picture of the author Alminc
      Well, say you tested the product and your tool
      became a bit more attractive to the opposite sex
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      • Profile picture of the author tiger325
        it is definetly a market that pays however if you dont buy it yourself then I wouldnt review it
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      • Profile picture of the author JohnMcCabe
        Here's a couple of possible headlines for you...

        Does it Work? This Year I'm Going to the Halloween Party as a Gas Pump!

        I Want to Show You Something I'm Very Proud of - People in the First Row, Please Move Back... [Thanks to Robin Williams]

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    • Profile picture of the author bryce
      Hahaha I can't believe that nobody has mentioned the obvious truth. The only way to present a REAL testimony to the product's success or failure is to do a video series.

      Call it 12 days to 12 inches, and record your trials for each of the 12 days. If it doesnt work and you dont feel like promoting the product you could always post the 12 videos on x-tube, and make some money there

      just my 6 inches
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  • Profile picture of the author Nick Brighton
    That's a hard review to give. I'd certainly be inclined to come across as a stand up guy and shoot from the hip with something like this.

    I think if you're going to review it, you need to use it. Otherwise you might be made to look like a blagger and that will make you feel really small.

    (count 'em, there's 3...)
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  • Profile picture of the author John M Kane
    "Remember Bob, the One Legged Golfer"?
    "He Kept Faller Over at the Tee"
    "NOT AnyMore"!
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  • Profile picture of the author Loren Woirhaye
    I guess you could just try to tell how well it
    "measures up" with other products on the
    market.

    Seriously, do you need to ask?

    Tell a story about your success with the product.

    Since you are choosing to promote this stuff I wouldn't
    expect you to care about whether it works anyway.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Mayhew
    I give this product, "5 Lil' Smokies"
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  • Profile picture of the author Quilst
    This thread gets me the laughs every single post. But be serious here for a bit. I would never promote something that DOESN'T work - it's like scaming people
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    • Profile picture of the author JerryIL
      Thanks for the laugh...some great replies..
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  • Profile picture of the author Dmitry
    Originally Posted by Skribblez View Post

    tell them how you had a small penis and how you felt it was ruining your life
    Well, did you have a small penis?

    P.S. On a more serious note - don't fake up reviews especially in serious areas like this. You could very well ruin someone's live. Think twice before you do anything stupid.
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  • Profile picture of the author obiswill
    So many puns...so little time! hahaha... If you're a woman, give it to your bf/husband, if a man, use it yourself and see if it works! Whatever you do, just remember that it's not the size, it's what you know how to do with the size you have!
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  • Profile picture of the author Ouroboros
    How would you review a penis enlargement product?

    From a safe distance.
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  • Profile picture of the author cadillac48
    i think the more personal you can get, the more believeable it sounds. If you can say that you had a small weener and it has grown as a result of the product it is more impressive than any studies you can present of any other approach.
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    • Profile picture of the author Nonny
      Originally Posted by cadillac48 View Post

      i think the more personal you can get, the more believeable it sounds. If you can say that you had a small weener and it has grown as a result of the product it is more impressive than any studies you can present of any other approach.
      I guess I'm just going to be a bit of a stiff and ask a serious question. Is it legal to create a testimonial like that if you haven't actually used the product? Or is it OK if you put a disclaimer?

      I think I would say something like "4 out of 5 women agree: size does matter", and leave the rest to the readers imagination.
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      • Profile picture of the author Diana Lane
        Originally Posted by Nonny View Post

        I think I would say something like "4 out of 5 women agree: size does matter", and leave the rest to the readers imagination.
        I'd imagine that it were such beliefs that drew a potential purchaser to the page in the first place, though. You'd need something a bit more substantial to persuade people to buy - it's all very well having the interest, but you've still got to keep it up.
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  • Profile picture of the author Spike SpiegelIM
    ROFL

    Well if it does miraculously works, I'll forget about reviewing and rethink my career choice..
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave777
    Create your own International Day of the Penis in the media and I bet anything will sell! Had to say that, just for the fun of it...

    Bet there's a market for something a little safer and honest though. Various companies even market so-called penis extenders, which are designed to stretch the penis for several hours a day! Just a little warning on possible tissue damage...

    Some further reading & research into penis issues offers some interesting food for thought, spins and blogging type ideas. I'm sure there's some great advertising revenues for a nice little "buldge" in your bank account. Keywords and products galore, including a huge trendy condom marketplace etc. It all starts with Googling penises but I'll leave the rest up to your imagination...

    Bigger than They Think: Scientists Reassure Men Worried About Penis Size - International - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News

    Dave
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    • Profile picture of the author PatriciaJ
      You could always say that you got more laughs out of the product than a stand up comedian
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    • Profile picture of the author rosetrees
      Originally Posted by Dave777 View Post

      Various companies even market so-called penis extenders, which are designed to stretch the penis for several hours a day! Just a little warning on possible tissue damage..
      Blimey - that's brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it - and I'm a woman!!!

      Edit: Run a WSO - I dare you.
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      • Profile picture of the author Diana Lane
        Originally Posted by rosetrees View Post

        Blimey - that's brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it - and I'm a woman!!!
        I thought exactly the same thing, and was almost sympathetic until I remembered all those hours of childbirth. I hate this vengeful side of my nature sometimes
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  • Profile picture of the author tommygadget
    Shucks, and I thought Austin Powers had the answer.

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  • Profile picture of the author Allen Graves
    How would you review a penis enlargement product?

    You'll figure it out, just put your (other) mind to it.

    AL
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  • Profile picture of the author Nick Brighton
    I thought of another - Just get a few testimonials from happy "customers". Wives, GF's, BF's...
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  • Profile picture of the author Zachary R. Skinner
    lmfao to this whole post!:p
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    • Profile picture of the author phil.wheatley
      What a nightmare, I just bought this Ebook out of curiousity, but because I wanted to get to the result quickly, I started at the end of the book and then worked my way backwards. I've just looked down and now my penis is inverted!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author JonathanBoettcher
    LOL - the things people spend their afternoons on... here are my favorite one-liners from the thread so far.

    Buy a horse then use his book
    How big can you get
    You have some stiff compitition
    What to expect from your small penis
    I keep on tripping over when I am walking!
    12 days to 12 inches
    Review From a safe distance.
    The competition is pretty stiff.

    .... still laughing...
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  • Profile picture of the author Ernie Lo
    My advice is to NOT review it..because they DON'T WORK and are dangerous!

    Surgery or being 0-17 years old is the only way your pee pee is going to get larger permanently.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Allen
    Here's how you write your review:


    Introducing...

    "Big Dick's - Hung Like a Horse, Hand to Mouth - Pencil Dick Enlargement Program"


    Dear Poor Mr. Pencil Dick,

    Are ya seeing and experiencing little results?

    If so, then listen up. Personally, I say ya got a hole in your head
    because I always see you hanging around with 2 nuts. It's crazy I
    tell ya.

    Well snap out of it boy!

    Sure, you're up against some real stiff competition. But
    it's no biggie. Not yet anyway.

    If you really want to hang around with the "big boys",
    then stop being so hard on yourself and start getting some
    blood oxygen to that brain.

    Start "Big Dick's - Hung Like a Horse - Hand to Mouth
    Pencil Dick Enlargement Program" today.

    You've got nothing to lose and everything to gain!
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  • Profile picture of the author Talltom1
    OMG - this is by far the most hilarious post I think I've ever read on this forum...

    Come to think of it, I really should get out more...

    Talltom
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    • Profile picture of the author JohnMcCabe
      This thread reminds me of an old joke...

      Tom and Harry are toweling off after a shower at the country club.

      Tom looks at Harry's generous package and sighs. "I wish mine looked as good as yours in the shower..."

      Harry looks at Tom in disbelief. "How many times a week do you and your wife make love?"

      "At least once a night."

      "And you're still doing your secretary, right?"

      Tom says, "Sure, every day at lunch."

      "Didn't you tell me last week you were even doing the babysitter?"

      "Whenever I take her home, we end up in the back seat."

      Harry looks to the heavens..."Wanna trade yours for one that looks good in the shower?"

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