Man puts wife up for sale

by Jigar Banker

Posted: 15 years ago 22 replies

INTERNET MARKETING

Just saw this on twitter. Classic.

Ananova - Man puts wife up for sale

#man #puts #sale #wife

blokh 15 years ago

Funny

"He had received a number of offers but none were acceptable so far as the potential purchasers either offered too low a price or wanted to buy her in instalments."

Very funny ... hehehe
- Thanks
- 1 reply
Signature

Raakesh (Blokh)
Raakesh.com - My Web Presence. All about me and my products.
LongTailMagic.com - Analytics Software helps you track actual search terms and other visitor information.
InstantLP.com - Generate high Quality Score landing pages with just a few clicks.
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[242983].message }}
- Sean A McAlister 15 years ago
  
  Now thats the way to do it
  
  Thanks
  
  Signature
  
  New Product Launches, Affiliate Marketplace
  
  Need More Sales? More Affiliates? LaunchBoards.com
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[242985].message }}
rosetrees 15 years ago

If she's in Spain, how can potential buyers inspect the goods or take a test drive?
- Thanks
- 1 reply
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[242987].message }}
- Eric Land 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by rosetrees
  
  If she's in Spain, how can potential buyers inspect the goods or take a test drive?
  
  lololololololololololololololololololololololololo l
  
  Thanks
  
  Signature
  
  I am looking for ad swaps pm me if you are too!
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[243411].message }}
blokh 15 years ago

That reminds me of a joke I heard long time back ..

A guy desperate to get married puts up an ad in the local newspaper - "WIFE WANTED" ...

He gets thousands of letters the next day saying - "TAKE MINE"!

hehe
- Thanks
Signature

Raakesh (Blokh)
Raakesh.com - My Web Presence. All about me and my products.
LongTailMagic.com - Analytics Software helps you track actual search terms and other visitor information.
InstantLP.com - Generate high Quality Score landing pages with just a few clicks.
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[242992].message }}
indexphp 15 years ago

"Wife for sale. Model 1983, good condition. Full option, nice suspensions, spacious boot, second owner.

Nice suspensions... lol
- Thanks
Signature
www.TrafficPlusConversion.com
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[242993].message }}
blokh 15 years ago

Signature of Jigar Banker:

Follow me and make $700 Billion. Instantly.

Twitter / JigarBanker

If it doesn't work... you did something wrong.

That's quite a claim ... but like the last statement: "If it doesn't work ... you did something wrong".
- Thanks
Signature

Raakesh (Blokh)
Raakesh.com - My Web Presence. All about me and my products.
LongTailMagic.com - Analytics Software helps you track actual search terms and other visitor information.
InstantLP.com - Generate high Quality Score landing pages with just a few clicks.
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[242999].message }}
joe.marsh 15 years ago

Tha's funny..

Better not let my wife see that. She may put me up for sale.

Not sure if she would get much action to push the price up.

Joe
- Thanks
- 1 reply
Signature
* Facebook Fanpages Domination Package - Special limited release price. Save over 80%. Price is goingup soon.
* Getting traffic from high volume sites just got easier. Traffic Sponge - At a special launch price.
* Just relaunched - WSO - Google First Page Formula - I did it and here is how
* Join me on Twitter - joemarsh
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[243397].message }}
- InternetM39482 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by joe.marsh
  
  Tha's funny..
  
  Better not let my wife see that. She may put me up for sale.
  
  Not sure if she would get much action to push the price up.
  
  Joe
  
  Haha!
  
  Funny as hell lol. Comes with 3 year and 5 year old accessories :rolleyes:
  
  Thanks
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[297056].message }}
Spike SpiegelIM 15 years ago

Installments.. LOL.. A test drive would be nice..
- Thanks
Signature

Visit my IMA Pages:

>>--Give away a Free Report and Watch your Affiliate Sales Improve-->
>>--How Offering Bonuses can Increase your Affiliate Commissions-->
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[243406].message }}
dwoodward 15 years ago

Great sense of humor.

It is amazing what you can sell online

Dave Woodward
Legendary Marketers Host
- Thanks
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[243408].message }}
Cash Blasters Online 15 years ago

Must be a joke right?
- Thanks
Signature
Rock,Blues Guitarist GW Williams - Free Internet Guitar information on new guitars,top brand strings,Guitar Lessons,tab,chords,lead guitar,hot licks,lead scales,guitar tips,and techniques all Free

Online Christian Blog Living For God Online
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[243444].message }}
Rick67 15 years ago

Oldie but goodie:

Hillybilly Ad

Wanted: Wife who can skin animals, clean fish, cook, do laundry, bait a hook and has a boat. Send picture of boat.
- Thanks
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[243458].message }}
MortenLA 15 years ago

Really funny.. I like the "second owner" part......
- Thanks
- 1 reply
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[295548].message }}
- Neil Morgan 15 years ago
  
  Never!
  
  Is he mad?
  
  I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing unless there was an element of recurring income.
  
  Cheers,
  
  Neil
  
  Thanks
  
  Signature
  
  Easy email marketing automation without moving your lists.
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[295590].message }}
affhelper 15 years ago

Wait till you see the OTO...hehehe
- Thanks
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[295606].message }}
cowgirl63 15 years ago

Very entertaining....thanks for the laugh
- Thanks
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[295854].message }}
Charann Miller 15 years ago

Ha! Oh my gosh, that is funny. Especially paying in instalments. Kind of reminds me of the guy who tried to sell his entire collection of encyclopedia Brittanica because he claimed there was no further use for them because his wife knew everything.
- Thanks
Signature
Hot Weight Loss PLR
Ex Back Niche PLR
Short Reports PLR
Self Esteem Niche PLR
Aromatherapy PLR
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[296810].message }}
gotlinks 15 years ago

I guess when your desperate...
- Thanks
- 1 reply
Signature
Learn the secrets to growing your Youtube Channel!

- Feel free to private message me about anything. I love to help people and you are definitely no exception!
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[296833].message }}
- StaffPartyTrivia 15 years ago
  
  In the immortal words of Henny Youngman ... "Take my wife ...PLEASE!"
  
  Thanks
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[296939].message }}
AbbyP 15 years ago

Oh no...that's MY husband. Just wait until I get home...my ad will be "broken husband for sale...good for parts only"

OK...just kidding...but the ad is hysterical
- Thanks
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[296968].message }}