I'm so lost, can you help point me in the right direction?

I think the problem here is that the terms you are targeting are quite generic and ambiguous. You need to zero in on a specific market then satisfy a need of that market. The product you have may be brilliant you just need to work out who exactly it appeals to and how to target them. If you are trying to get any kind of organic traffic then the search phrases should be as specific as possible with enough search volume to make it worthwhile targeting them.

First off, thank you so much for taking the time to reply. I really appreciate it.
@Bill - Yeah it would seem like it would be an easy thing, but it seems a lot of my friends can attract groupies, but have no idea how to take advantage of the situation. That's why I created the product, to teach guys how to know how to talk to women, and optimize their promotional efforts.

@tjm - I think you're exactly right, but I guess that may be where I'm having problems. The search for get groupies doesn't really yield a lot of results, so I tried to think what would a musician that is actively gigging search for on the net. That's what I came up with, how to get signed, etc etc...I also thought about specific pieces of gear musicians may use, but I thought my keyword relevance might not be good since the keyword would be about musical gear, and get groupies is about talking to women. This is the main problem I'm facing...what keywords to target.

@Kim - I have something like that, that I give away in the "free video" email capture. I have a bunch of videos on youtube and my getgroupies blog. Maybe I should just combine the two? I just didn't want to get the objective confused in the prospects mind...I've just read make it obvious what you want people to do. I obviously want them to put their emails in. Also, thank you for catching that error. I'll change it soon! Thanks!